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It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Good evening one and all......
Welcome, come and enjoy...... :shock:
Anyone for a shandy..... lol
Make mine a double lol
So lager and double lemonade..... :shock:
Hold the lemonade mate, someone else might want it smile
About time we had some takeaway in here cool
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
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been a long hard week wink
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Voddy fancy jumping in the hottub with me....malibu on the rocks please ........ummmmmmm im in heaven :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
.

Ahhhhh !! you suit me fine Petey tonight, bring the juice and grub and I'll supply the bubbles :giggle:
just been to the cinema but was driving so i can now have that large glass of sauvignon blanc please barman
cool
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
.

Ahhhhh !! you suit me fine Petey tonight, bring the juice and grub and I'll supply the bubbles :giggle:
wrestles the tin of beans from mrs fc

Oh Vody..........how could you :cry:
I have something in my hand that has bubbles :bounce:
Throw away the can opener lol A fun night is gonna be had, ...........where are the he wenchies for tonight :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
.

Ahhhhh !! you suit me fine Petey tonight, bring the juice and grub and I'll supply the bubbles :giggle:
wrestles the tin of beans from mrs fc

Oh Vody..........how could you :cry:
I have something in my hand that has bubbles :bounce:
Throw away the can opener lol A fun night is gonna be had, ...........where are the he wenchies for tonight :twisted:
What are he wenchies............ :doh:
rolleyes where's me steak dunno
what happened to proper service?
drinkies
oh well, time for a swim :lol2:
Er PETE............Pete........your steaks in the pool :shock:
Last time the steak was in the pool i missed it, remember? rotflmao
Nooooooo...... sad
bring on the bubbles :rascal:
Sticks on the heating and turns it up..
Can I get a coffee and a bacon sarnie before I go to work please?
bloomin eck it's warm in here, bacon sarnies all round then :thumbup:
oh, please can I have......
a pair of free range, organic, eggs. On some soya and linseed wholemeal bread with a smattering of english mustard. Accompanied by some decaff, fair trade coffee with soya milk.
thankyou.
kiss
And please may I have a large black coffee and a couple of slices of wholemeal toast with crunchy organic peanut butter and Marmite on?
Whaaaat?! Taste some - honestly, you'll love it!
Afternoon folks :P
Can I have some Marmite with champagne from a jar that says I love you on it redface on wholemeal toast with lashings of butter please.....Oh and a nice mug of hot chocolate please? kiss
coffee, resolve, paracetamol, ear plugs and a full english please :crazy:
hope everyone's well, happy Sunday wave
Quote by Pete_sw
coffee, resolve, paracetamol, ear plugs and a full english please :crazy:
hope everyone's well, happy Sunday wave

Get the bacon on hun. I've just got up :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
coffee, resolve, paracetamol, ear plugs and a full english please :crazy:
hope everyone's well, happy Sunday wave

Get the bacon on hun. I've just got up :shock: :giggle:
smackbottom I had to read that twice, behave for gooness sake rolleyes
Bacon and coffee on the go kiss