GFZ | Swinging Heaven

11 Feb 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

11 Feb 2005

Zooms in, runs naked and turns cartwheels around the room.

11 Feb 2005

A special early doors for Easy then biggrin

Oh is he travelling already - damn shame lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

11 Feb 2005

Crashes in a crumpled heap on the floor.
TWO GFZ's?? Can't be right.
Oh... it's gone.

11 Feb 2005

HA! First bloke in lol

Who's gonna give us a scrub then ? :lol:

11 Feb 2005

Is Easy not about? And I was going to give myself willingly rolleyes

ah well... anyone else....... :rascal:

11 Feb 2005

Atchooo !!!!!!! redface

Sorry Vix. rolleyes

I need someone with soft hands to rub my aches away, is there anything in the cupboards to make a hot toddy. sad

11 Feb 2005

Two GFZ's :shock: :shock: Huh! have they got an exec section now?

11 Feb 2005

well another bloke in, but I am not going to do the scrubbing

11 Feb 2005

Aaw come sit here by me MrsFC - I'll give your aches a good rub. Don't know about hot toddy mixture - but i'm just overdosing on resolve right now.
And Vix - sit down - you're making me ill!!!

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
runs naked

Have you lost your pants again then? biggrin

Jas
XXX

11 Feb 2005

Nah, I'm not scrubbing anything or anyone.
I am here to party!
Who's for skating around on squirty cream?
no? Just me? OK.
*Squirts cans and cans of cream around the floor*

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
runs naked

Have you lost your pants again then? biggrin

Jas
XXX
Wannanuvver game of hunt the panties? Awww g'wan... this time.. let's look for the ones you're wearing!

11 Feb 2005

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11 Feb 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Is Easy not about? And I was going to give myself willingly
ah well... anyone else....... :rascal:

willing volunteer over here if you want one! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
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Awww, you can play too, hun. Cream or panties? Or both?

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Nah, I'm not scrubbing anything or anyone.
I am here to party!
Who's for skating around on squirty cream?
no? Just me? OK.
*Squirts cans and cans of cream around the floor*

:twisted: :twisted:
Strips and runs to find Vix to party :bounce: :bounce:

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
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Awww, you can play too, hun. Cream or panties? Or both?
No, sorry it was a public expression of a private frustration!
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lol

11 Feb 2005

vix, i'll skate around on squirty cream with you

11 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Is Easy not about? And I was going to give myself willingly
ah well... anyone else....... :rascal:

willing volunteer over here if you want one! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
well thats me sorted for the weekend then :twisted: :twisted: lol

11 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
Strips and runs to find Vix to party :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by MattyGB
vix, i'll skate around on squirty cream with you

Brill. Now all we need is a giant fridge and a multicoloured jelly and we can pretend we're in that Tom & Jerry where they freeze the floor.

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
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Awww, you can play too, hun. Cream or panties? Or both?
No, sorry it was a public expression of a private frustration!
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lol

Need a nice shoulder rub there Jags? Loosen those muscles a bit.

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
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Awww, you can play too, hun. Cream or panties? Or both?
No, sorry it was a public expression of a private frustration!
:x :x
lol

Can't have you being frustrated, :therethere: I'll start at the top and work my way down till all that stress is relieved. - Slowly though, just to make sure I do not miss anwhere.....
lhk

11 Feb 2005

Oh well I'll get me paper and go and sit in the corner :cry:
Really an excuse to sit alone with my ales lol

11 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
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Awww, you can play too, hun. Cream or panties? Or both?
No, sorry it was a public expression of a private frustration!
:x :x
lol

Can't have you being frustrated, :therethere: I'll start at the top and work my way down till all that stress is relieved. - Slowly though, just to make sure I do not miss anwhere.....
lhk
Kate - you always know the right moves.
:happy: :happy: :happy:
*goes off to find a bottle of Shiraz*

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
No, sorry it was a public expression of a private frustration!
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Jags I read your mind here you go

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Strips and runs to find Vix to party :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by MattyGB
vix, i'll skate around on squirty cream with you

Brill. Now all we need is a giant fridge and a multicoloured jelly and we can pretend we're in that Tom & Jerry where they freeze the floor.
I'll be tom, you can be jerry

11 Feb 2005

Quote by MattyGB
Strips and runs to find Vix to party :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by MattyGB
vix, i'll skate around on squirty cream with you

Brill. Now all we need is a giant fridge and a multicoloured jelly and we can pretend we're in that Tom & Jerry where they freeze the floor.
I'll be tom, you can be jerry
Oi......don't forget me worship

11 Feb 2005

Kat, most definately not forgotten, grab ya skates and join in

11 Feb 2005

Cheers Matty, but I'm a little busy right now, mind if I take a rain check? wink

Quote by Jags
*goes off to find a bottle of Shiraz*

:shock: Well - I WAS a little busy! rolleyes

lhk
Kat