GFZ | Swinging Heaven

15 Jan 2005

OOOOOHHH!!! cq I said not so hard confused

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

now get out here in the car park with me if you wanna puff

Right sorry peeps but me and Dave are going into the car park so i can have a puff :twisted: :twisted:
Snork.. uh.. wa... splutter... snork.... SNORE.... mumble mumble.... calendars.... mumble... ...wireless lans... mumble... snifle... colds... mumble.... SNORE...

15 Jan 2005

Ah MrFC think how good it will feel (for me) after I've got rid of all my tension.
No wait stop, stop MrFC this is not going to work if you keep running away all the time :boxing:
You know I think I'm starting to feel a bit better already.
I wonder what stage two in GFZ destress is?

15 Jan 2005

Snork.. uh.. wa... splutter... snork.... SNORE.... mumble mumble.... calendars.... mumble... ...wireless lans... mumble... snifle... colds... mumble.... SNORE...
you all right babes..........Debs rushes in with the ventilators............ here have a snort on this rolleyes

:giggle:

15 Jan 2005

Oh is that TnH snoring. I thought it was the pump on the Jacuzzi acting up?

15 Jan 2005

Quote by celticq
Oh is that TnH snoring. I thought it was the pump on the Jacuzzi acting up?

Well your gusse is mine. dunno

...but sorry......... i am in the bikes sheds with Dave......... and can here it out here :shock:

15 Jan 2005

Inhales entire nebuliser mask from Debbs dainty hand and sneezes it back across the room... wraps himself in the 3 old coats and lacy bra that appear to have been abandoned behind the sofa and returns to dozy land... "ah Miss Moneypenny, where were we...."
SNORE..... snork....
wink

15 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Need any company in that jacuzzi???????

Just the thought of a jacuzzi makes me want to rip my pj's off! ..... :silly: banghead

....I really must get out more!........Hello to all the 16000+ members who may just stumble across this posting! evil

.....x

15 Jan 2005

Will wanders into the GFZ slightly disorientated.........................
Bloody hell!! It's quiet in here . Serves me right. Late again!!
Surveys the empty bottles and glasses and the general mess..
Well, at least one thing doesn't seem to change!
*** Restocks the fridge with dry white wine (I may have been away for a while but I am STILL not having sweet wine in here!!! evil

) just in case we have any female visitors and then adds a couple of cases of lager followed by gin, vodka and bacardi and puts a case of Aussie Shiraz and a corkscrew on the table by the telly.***
That should do for the folks in general tomorrow........
And gets out a couple of bottles of Crozes Hermitage :happy: .........
Well I haven't been in here for a while so I figure we're due a treat!!!
Settles down on the sofa with a nightcap.......
Where the bloody hell IS everyone? :sad:

15 Jan 2005

Mumbles as sofa moves...

15 Jan 2005

Sorry TnH, didn't mean to disturb you!
Fancy a nightcap?

16 Jan 2005

:twisted:
Sneaks into the gfz silently and switches on the jaquzzi.
*Lets her fluffy white towel slide slowly over her curves and hangs it over the rail. Steps gracefully onto the step and slips into the warm bubbles*
Mmmmm, lovely! Just what I needed.
*opens another bottle of wine and sinks into the bubbles hoping for a dashingly sexy person to come by and keep her company*
:rascal:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
*Lets her fluffy white towel slide slowly over her curves and hangs it over the rail.:

On hearing the sound of a fluffy white towel sliding over a curve, Sarge peeps over the sofa!!!
silly

hwoar: :smitten: :smitten:

16 Jan 2005

Ooooo Sarge, come out from behind your sofa and join me for a little soak ;)
Fancy a massage? :twisted: If you're a good sarge you might be allowed to massage some other places too :rascal:

16 Jan 2005

*Will wanders into the GFZ and has a look round*
Still bloody empty!! Typical! Oh well, off to go and do what I am supposed to be doing before Sappho catches me wandering around.
*On the way out he notices an empty white fluffy towel and Sarge's hat on the floor*Funny! dunno

Will

16 Jan 2005

Well, hello Alex!!
I did notice that you had been conspicuous by your absence this weekend. Good to see you!
Can I pour you a glass of something?
Will

16 Jan 2005

How about a glass of something chilled? I have got to go and pick some stuff up from the office in a few minutes so I will leave my drinking until the car is safely off the road.
Will

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

now get out here in the car park with me if you wanna puff

Right sorry peeps but me and Dave are going into the car park so i can have a puff :twisted: :twisted:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am trying so hard to not have a puff but I need to try harder cool

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

16 Jan 2005

WOW!!! peace and solitude smile

MrFC slumbers onto the hammock(yes we have a hammock) opens a speckled hen and relaxes lol

I could do with a massage wink