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Rainbows
Sex God
Rainbows peeps round the door hesitantly.....
Oooh - no-one here yet. Better get that jacuzzi fired up then.
innocent :whistling:
Unknown User
Need any company in that jacuzzi??????? lol
neilinleeds
Sex God
woo hoo!
beat Easy in for once! how often does that happen, ole jacuzzi hog he is!
can i fetch you ladies a drink before i squeeze in between you? :rascal: MrsFC should be on serving wench duties soon enough, so might as well get comfy eh?
n x x x ;)
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Hello ladies, fancy a chilled glass or two of wine? Would you mind undoing my bikini strap?.... smile
easy
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
woo hoo!
beat Easy in for once! how often does that happen, ole jacuzzi hog he is!
can i fetch you ladies a drink before i squeeze in between you? :rascal: MrsFC should be on serving wench duties soon enough, so might as well get comfy eh?
n x x x ;)

Not been in here (for more than 10 mins) in a month at least. Oh and Neil..... you need to take at least most of your clothes off before you get in the jacuzzi. wink :P rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: lol
As for the women on wench duties, well it ain't happened for weeks. Frankly I give up.

*easy rips off apron and storms out*
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by easy
woo hoo!
beat Easy in for once! how often does that happen, ole jacuzzi hog he is!
can i fetch you ladies a drink before i squeeze in between you? :rascal: MrsFC should be on serving wench duties soon enough, so might as well get comfy eh?
n x x x ;)

Not been in here (for more than 10 mins) in a month at least. Oh and Neil..... you need to take at least most of your clothes off before you get in the jacuzzi. wink :P rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: lol
As for the women on wench duties, well it ain't happened for weeks. Frankly I give up.

*easy rips off apron and stroms out*
bollox!
*crawls out of jacuzzi, removes soaking clothes, and slides back in nekkid!*
easy can you tell i don't get out much? :lol2:
will you grab us a beer before you flounce off tho? ;)
neil x x x ;)
Unknown User
Quote by easy
*easy rips off apron and stroms out*

Erm............... Whats a strom Easy???? lol :lol:
Hellooooooooooooooo people........ Cant stay for long as I have to get our things packed and ready for our weekend away wink
Any chance of a drinkie poos though while I have a few minutes to spare??....
Shireen
xx
Unknown User
Any ladies free to give a stressed male member a relaxing massage?? dunno
Oh........and can I have a cold beer?
Steve
Unknown User
You want your member massaging Steve???... :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I could manage it again wink
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
Any ladies free to give a stressed male member a relaxing massage?? dunno
Oh........and can I have a cold beer?
Steve

NO you can give me one and a cold white wine lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by corriefem
you can give me one

Ooooeeeerrrr Corrie :shock: :shock: wink :wink:
Passes drinkies to all the lovely people in the GFZ...
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Quote by shireen-steve
you can give me one

Ooooeeeerrrr Corrie :shock: :shock: wink :wink:
Passes drinkies to all the lovely people in the GFZ...
Shireen
xxx
Hahahahahaha Shireen - good evening xxxxxxxxxxxxxx not meant to sound like that maybe I need a very big glass of wine lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh I am going to miss masquerade ball this weekend. So what can I do to keep busy :twisted: :twisted: cool :lol:
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Quote by corriefem
NO you can give me one and a cold white wine lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't I give you one after I've had my massage????
Where's my beer........I thought you women were supposed to be a caring bunch??
Steve
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Quote by steveg_nw
Where's my beer........I thought you women were supposed to be a caring bunch??

Spits tea all over the screen.....
Now where on earth did you get a stoopid idea like that from Steve????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shireen
xxx
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Quote by corriefem
Oh I am going to miss masquerade ball this weekend. So what can I do to keep busy :twisted: :twisted: cool lol

Me too Corrie but we are going to a ball (well dinner dance) this weekend and we will be dressing up so last week was like a trial run for us... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Passes Corrie a VERY large glass of wine and takes a beer out of the fridge for Steve but leaves it on the side for him to get himself....
Shireen
xxx
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Quote by shireen-steve
..............and takes a beer out of the fridge for Steve but leaves it on the side for him to get himself....
Shireen
xxx

You tight git! mad :x
Steve
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
You tight git! mad :x

Why thank you Steve thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me today.... wink
Shireen
xxx
Sarah
Sex God
room for another one,?? need more drinks?
redstilletto
Sex God
red runs in knackerd ........rips dress off .throws bags of shopping on floor and looks for booze
Unknown User
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks for that glass of wine Shireen - have a great ball................. just waiting for my friend to come round for a girlie chat so will be off for a couple of hours as she explains to me yet again why I should be going out with that nice IT Manager she has lined up for me hahahahahahaha.
Kit
Sex God
Kit strolls in, throws stilletoes into the empty Jacuzzi - that should soften the buggas up a bit!
Opens the fridge and lines up 7 cans of stella -that should last me the next half hour!
Slumps into armchair, chucking blow up dolly out first, puts feet up on coffee table. retrieves remote from Jags' secret hiding place and puts a porno dvd on - ahhhh, bliss that should send me to sleep until someone starts serving in here rolleyes
If this really is a GFZ - where are all the bloomin men????
Unknown User
If this really is a GFZ - where are all the bloomin men????
From the evidence, you would appear to be you darling. kiss
lhk
Kat
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
Im here,
i may have worn a skirt or two in my time but im all man underneath it
Now wheres the beers?
(think that was my 1st ever post in the GFZ :shock: cool )
Kit
Sex God
Quote by se7endriver
Im here,
i may have worn a skirt or two in my time
Now wheres the beers?

Put your pinny on then sweetie, beers are in the fridge on the far side of the room - bring me a couple whilst you are there mate lol and make sure you bend right down to the bottom shelf :twisted:
Your claims must be verified by an accredited person ie me! cool
And do hurry :shock:
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
ohhhhhhh blimey these beers are right at the back on the bottom shelf you know - its no easy task getting them out.
Unknown User
Quote by se7endriver
ohhhhhhh blimey these beers are right at the back on the bottom shelf you know - its no easy task getting them out.

Corrie rushes 7 and lifts his skirt wedging the beer bottle up his ***. There you go mate its open now lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
yeeeeeeeeeaw! mad
Only I am allowed to call it a skirt smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by se7endriver
yeeeeeeeeeaw! mad
Only I am allowed to call it a skirt smackbottom

:twisted: :twisted: now now 7 dont be shy you know its really a skirt hahahahaha
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
hmph rolleyes
Right bird make yourself usefull and get me another beer im dying of thirst here.
please!
Kit
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
yeeeeeeeeeaw! mad
Only I am allowed to call it a skirt smackbottom

:twisted: :twisted: now now 7 dont be shy you know its really a skirt hahahahaha
Corrie dahling, don't interrupt the service here - se7endriver was bringing me a couple of beers, am happy to share if you want one too?
BTW - it's only 'skirt' if stockings are present :twisted: No idea what the dangly, furry bit is though :shock: