GFZ | Swinging Heaven

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

SARAH !!!!!!!!

29 Jul 2005

always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

MrFc dons mini skirt and red lipstick and talks in a high pitched voice
Did someone mention discount lol

29 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
SARAH !!!!!!!!

You might want to yell that again - I don't think they quite heard in Australia smile

:twisted:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

SARAH !!!!!!!!
I think a large glass of Chardonnay is called for here. Please note that the monetary value was not reduced - the discount was 'in kind'!! :twisted: :twisted:

29 Jul 2005

Will wanders in a little disoriented. I'm sure the GFZ used to be around here somewhere dunno

Some things sort of look familiar. Mrs FC still has a fantastic bum :twisted: :twisted:
......but it seems rather quiet sad

Oh, well. I'll just sit in the corner with my nightcap :cheers:
Will

30 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

MrFc dons mini skirt and red lipstick and talks in a high pitched voice
Did someone mention discount lol

Just remember that all ladies are 'security checked' before any discounts are given!!
Morning Will - coffee and bacon sandwiches OK? How're those twins and the lovely Sappho?

30 Jul 2005

The pile of maps in the corner moves sliightly as TnH snores gently... His work has now created 26 pages of directions that should get him to the end of his street... Look out munch, here I come...

30 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

SARAH !!!!!!!!
Sarah rushes in
Sorry to be late folks, didn't have a good night last night,
Tune
The badges are each and NO you cannot give discounts....
lol

30 Jul 2005

There you are tune. I've officially stamped your opening post now
lhk
Kat

30 Jul 2005

I think he's probably in Notts by now, KitKat. Bit quiet in here today.

30 Jul 2005

I know.

So many people munching, one of those moments where you wish you could be in two places at once! bolt

lhk
Kat

30 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Morning Will - coffee and bacon sandwiches OK? How're those twins and the lovely Sappho?

Hi Tune!
Will is currently crashed out on the sofa, the twins (now 11 weeks old!) are in their cot and Sappho is officially knackered! So much for the decadent life! It seems eons since I was last here but I blame the two little darlings who look as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouths. Appearances can be deceptive, believe me.
Now I shall enjoy the comparative calm of a quiet GFZ with a cold glass of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel and put my feet up. I wonder if the Jacuzzi is free...?

31 Jul 2005

Make that 3 places! rolleyes

lhk

31 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I think he's probably in Notts by now, KitKat. Bit quiet in here today.

Too right I was. I was halfway through me first pint of the day when you posted this and a certain lady had just overtaken me and was three quarters of the way through her first pint of Guinness!! wink

31 Jul 2005

I need coffee... left Glasgow at m. this morning - was filling my washing machine here at Jags Junction by m. and out shopping at m.
Just finished a pile of outstanding stuff and now in need of company and caffiene please. Company first.
lol

:lol:

31 Jul 2005

Elloooooooooo Jags kiss

:kiss: have some kisses whilst I make you a coffee. Milk and sugar?

31 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Elloooooooooo Jags :kiss: have some kisses whilst I make you a coffee. Milk and sugar?

Kisses will distract me entirely from coffee.... redface

hope you've got some 'proper' coffee please. Instant won't touch my need!!
Milk, no sugar... sweet enough!! lol

:lol: (or should that be 'fat enough'??)
NEXT time I offer to teach summer school for 2 weeks someone shot me please!!
:cry: :cry:

31 Jul 2005

Just for you, I'll make a pot of real coffee. Another kiss whilst it brews? I like Scottish kisses redface

You mad fool, fancy volunteering for summer school. Was it a hot day when you volunteered?

31 Jul 2005

Hello Jags sweetie, can we make that three for coffee?

31 Jul 2005

Swoon
me in a threesome with Jags and Tune redface

31 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Just for you, I'll make a pot of real coffee. Another kiss whilst it brews? I like Scottish kisses You mad fool, fancy volunteering for summer school. Was it a hot day when you volunteered?

Yep, it was hot and my boss was pressing me for an answer. EVERY year I fall for it...
:shock: :shock:

31 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Swoon
me in a threesome with Jags and Tune

NOW that's worth the hassle - just what I need. A lovely sexy threesome.
*chuck the coffee and bring on the snogs*
lol

:lol:

31 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags
Swoon
me in a threesome with Jags and Tune

NOW that's worth the hassle - just what I need. A lovely sexy threesome.
*chuck the coffee and bring on the snogs*
lol

:lol:
Milk and sugar with yer snogs then you two?? :twisted: :twisted: Either way they'll be hot and steaming!

31 Jul 2005

Oh dear, you didn't so much volunteer as get pressganged then?
You definitely need some sexy snogs.

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

31 Jul 2005

Corrrrrrrrr Tune, I'd snog you any day even without the coffee wink

31 Jul 2005

Right = never mind the coffee, can we get down to some serious, sustained and substantial snogging please?? My lips are puckered and smooth. Eyes closed, brain engaged and mind whirling.

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
:passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
:passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
*comes up for air* Dive, dive, dive
:passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
:passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

31 Jul 2005

Who needs air? Don't wanna waste time breathing.

31 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Who needs air? Don't wanna waste time breathing.

Can you breathe through your ears? :twisted:

31 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Who needs air? Don't wanna waste time breathing.

Can you breathe through your ears? :twisted:
I want to breathe through HIS ears too...
Ain't snogging great???
:inlove:

31 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags
Who needs air? Don't wanna waste time breathing.

Can you breathe through your ears? :twisted:
I want to breathe through HIS ears too...
Ain't snogging great???
:inlove:
Ohhhhhhh it is - why have we stopped? :twisted: