GFZ | Swinging Heaven

12 May 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

Owing to the warm weather, and everyone out sunning themsleves
This is the temp GFZ till further notice
Jacuzzi is on, fridge is full, BBQ is being sorted
cool

12 May 2006

She's a true star biggrin

I'll have a swift shandy whilst I'm here then It's back to my schemeing ready for tonights big plan, :cheers:

12 May 2006

Hey hey.

Second one in. Not done that for a long time.
Right time to grab a smoothie and head for the jacuzzi (that rhymes :D How easily amused am I? lol

) I've got some muscles that need a bubbly massage and some stress relief. :D

12 May 2006

Evening folks kiss

I'll have a glass of rose if you don't mind please. Any room for a small one in that jacuzzi? :giggle:

12 May 2006

Oooh I'll have a nice ice cold pint.
Hey how come there's lots of bubbles in the jacuzzi when no one's switched it on yet lol

12 May 2006

People of SH are you ready for change :shock: be warned coming soon (well as soon as I've nipped out for a fag) a unique retail opportunity that will change the way you shop for life. Are you ready to be enlightened ? Is your mind open to change ? and more so are you dumb enough to fall for one of my half arsed plans ? If the answer to all these questions is yes. Then be ready for it is coming the opportunity of a lifetime is almost here, brb bolt

Just you watch this will fall flat on its face and be about as funny as sticking a pineapple up me arse (sorry davej) after this build up. rolleyes

12 May 2006

Come on Sheddy.......... what what ff's we now need to know!!
Is pinapples and arse a clue though??
Mike

12 May 2006

Quote by sussexguy
Oooh I'll have a nice ice cold pint.
Hey how come there's lots of bubbles in the jacuzzi when no one's switched it on yet

12 May 2006

If it is Dammie or delsutton will have tried it lol.

12 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooh I'll have a nice ice cold pint.
Hey how come there's lots of bubbles in the jacuzzi when no one's switched it on yet

And I thought you were a lady rolleyes

12 May 2006

<<<<<<<< Parks Mondeo precariously outside and swaggers in wearing a cheap off the peg suit and sets up a rusty old overhead projector confused

Ladies and gentlemen of the GFZ whilst I have a captive audience I am proud to announce that in conjunction with another much more respected user (who shall remain nameless as they arenâ€™t here so they can at least deny all knowledge if it goes tits up lol

) we bring you <cue huge drum roll>..........................................................
no vanilla the loyalty reward card for swingers :shock: (It was going to be called nectar but someone was using that rolleyes

)
How does it work I hear you ask :? :? Simply is the answer, you carry your card with you at all times during meets and you accumulate points on a scale related to activities at said meet. cool

For instance we are doing a 2 for 1 offer on nipple sucking this week which means you only have to suck one nipple but you get reward points as if you've sucked 2, a saving in time AND energy in it own right. Should you manage to track down that elusive single Bi fem then make sure you have your card handy as you will qualify for enough reward points to by up the whole of Chipping Sodbury :shock:
Which leads me on to the question, how, where and on what can I use my points for?
Points can be redeemed at all major retailers for discount or full payment on good, I myself will also accept points as payment for favours or ahem services rendered :shock: :? :?
Just look at these statements from satisfied customers.
A no vanilla card has changed the way I think about bedroom antics forever more.
Mr G uilable, South of someplace
Without no vanilla we'd never have got that new shag pile in the lounge.
Miss D P Mare, Cld Cucu land
Thank you Sheddy&**** promotions now I know I command respect where ever I shop, people always want to talk about us as soon as I leave.
Mr & Mrs Stu Pid, Loserville
Thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen I will answer any questions you may have shortly. Also all suggestions on how this plan could be improved are more than welcome.
Remember !!! You get that little bit extra with no vanilla.

12 May 2006

Hey ! Watch where you're swiping that card ffs !
hey sheddy, what will you give me for 47 1/2 points ? wink

12 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hey ! Watch where you're swiping that card ffs !
:

lol I was just about to ask where we're supposed to swipe it. lol

12 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hey ! Watch where you're swiping that card ffs !

:shock: :shock:

12 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
Hey ! Watch where you're swiping that card ffs !

:shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

12 May 2006

Ok so what's the points for a quickie behind the bar with the barman?? innocent

Come on, I got a bike to save up for ! :shock:

12 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok so what's the points for a quickie behind the bar with the barman??
Come on, I got a bike to save up for ! :shock:

Ahhh now you see the same as most thing the more you put in, the more you get back. So sadly for a quickie you'll get just 500 no vanilla points :cry: Where as you give me sorry the barman a good 60 mintues worth of points earming and I :doh: sorry he will issue you with 10000 points smile

12 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Ok so what's the points for a quickie behind the bar with the barman??
Come on, I got a bike to save up for ! :shock:

Ahhh now you see the same as most thing the more you put in, the more you get back. So sadly for a quickie you'll get just 500 no vanilla points :cry: Where as you give me sorry the barman a good 60 mintues worth of points earming and I :doh: sorry he will issue you with 10000 points smile

As it happens, I got all night :rascal:

12 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
As it happens, I got all night :rascal:

Well in that case a entire night with Sheddy will earn you enough loyalty points for a small flat in Chelsea smile

:)

12 May 2006

Quote by sheddy

As it happens, I got all night :rascal:

Well in that case a entire night with Sheddy will earn you enough loyalty points for a small flat in Chelsea smile

:)
I'll start packing then :twisted:

12 May 2006

I've got time for a very quick drink before I have to go shmooze, rb&v please barperson, and some bonus points for telling the barman he's got a cute behind.
H.x

12 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I've got time for a very quick drink before I have to go shmooze, rb&v please barperson, and some bonus points for telling the barman he's got a cute behind.
H.x

:shock: :shock: have my trousers fell down again :shock: :shock: However you are confusing kiss ass points with no vanilla points confused

We are promoting them next week lol

12 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
I've got time for a very quick drink before I have to go shmooze, rb&v please barperson, and some bonus points for telling the barman he's got a cute behind.
H.x

:shock: :shock: have my trousers fell down again :shock: :shock: However you are confusing kiss ass points with no vanilla points confused

We are promoting them next week lol

I din't say I wanted to kiss it, I said it was cute, although........
H.x

12 May 2006

nobody mentioned whipped cream yet ???
:shock: :shock: :shock:

12 May 2006

nobody mentioned whipped cream yet ???
:shock: :shock: :shock:

12 May 2006

Quote by dargento
nobody mentioned whipped cream yet ???
:shock: :shock: :shock:

OMG, I was just going to ask for a drink, when I noticed the Big Guy behind the bar :shock:
(welcome back, again Darg) wink

12 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I din't say I wanted to kiss it, I said it was cute, although........
H.x

Having just looked at the new pic on your profile i've decided you can have all the points you wish :smitten: :smitten:
Since we both have cute bums, prehaps we should let them meet some time :rascal: bolt

12 May 2006

any room for the new daddy who's having what im buying
evenin all rotflmao

mr and mrs dpg xxxx

12 May 2006

Quote by The-Ring
any room for the new daddy who's having what im buying
evenin all
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Guiness and cigars all round it is then biggrin

It is guiness thats good for mums because of the iron content or did I just make that up confused

:?
I'm out of practice with this baby malarky :cry: smile

12 May 2006

oh
Cigars outside please, not near the new mum lol