Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm having one of those days - just had a good blub (usually only yearly event) and now I need some soft tissues and a cuppa please.
I can do one of these hunni :therethere:
Thanks Sassy :rose:
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Quote by Kiss
I'm having one of those days - just had a good blub (usually only yearly event) and now I need some soft tissues and a cuppa please.
Awww Kiss and you still found time for me :therethere:
Thank you :rose:
FIRE xx
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Hi everyone 
- can I have a large very cold cider please - I'm burning up here! Need a few early nights this week methinks. 
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Quote by Kiss
I'm having one of those days - just had a good blub (usually only yearly event) and now I need some soft tissues and a cuppa please.
tea and tissuses on their way hun..........
but i'm sticking on the stronger stuff in a vain attemt to get my blood pressure back to something vaguely normal.......
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
Better still have a glass of this:
Adn sopt ym spliling miskates ;)
Ooooooooo that would go down well! :D
What spliling miskates?
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Quote by Freckledbird
:therethere:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Got an ice cold bottle here by way of a celebration ;) I got a promotion this week :D not sure if it's based on merit or Lardy's suggestion that I turned up to the interview like this :
Can see it now.
"Well do come in Miss Chest - take a seat right there in front of me. Would you like a cushion to sit on that chair is awfully low?"
********** There follows a loooooooooooooong interview in which you are asked to demonstrate several times just how you are going to put things on the top shelf *********
"Well thank you - I think I can safely say you have the job Miss Stitz".
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Congratulations on the promotion Minxy - clever girl!
Choon, can I have a nice relaxing massage please? :twisted:
Choon, can I have a nice relaxing massage please? :twisted:
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
"Well do come in Miss Chest - ....
...Miss Stitz"....
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They actually called me Mrs Nipples
:shock:Well at least they came straight to the point then!
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Quote by Freckledbird
Choon, can I have a nice relaxing massage please? :twisted:
'Course you can. Just lie down there and relax while I ease the stresses and strains of the week away.
Then you can come and climb into my new shower with me..... :twisted:
I suppose I might have to get a new avatar - what do you think?
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Quote by westerross
I suppose I might have to get a new avatar - what do you think?
Need a photographer? :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
I suppose I might have to get a new avatar - what do you think?
Need a photographer? :twisted:
Thought you'd never offer! I'll start practicing me poses in the mirror.
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FB
Can I help hold the camera please :twisted:
Did my good deed yesterday (beer run!!)
Now going to cook bacon rolls who wants one??
Can I help hold the camera please :twisted:
Did my good deed yesterday (beer run!!)
Now going to cook bacon rolls who wants one??
Quote by Sarah
Now going to cook bacon rolls who wants one??
Too late for me Sarah - been showered, dried and fed and off out in about 15 minutes. Fresh homemade bread which baked overnight in the machine and fresh homemade butter which I made last night - great for getting rid of frustrations of the working day. Added a bit of factory made Marmite. :lol: All set up for the day now.
Think I saw Sheddy in my shower about an hour ago - just a fleeting image though as he was heading off to bed!
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Quote by Jags
Now going to cook bacon rolls who wants one??
Think I saw Sheddy in my shower about an hour ago - just a fleeting image though as he was heading off to bed!
Were you in the shower as well at the time? :wink:
Oooh Sarah, any of those bacon rolls left? Off out in a minute as well but I'd fit one of those in. I'll do the coffee.
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Quote by Kiss
Morning! :bounce:
Morning
. Come and have a little nibble on me bacon roll before yours is ready..
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Jags
Sheddy in your shower, :shock: does PK know about this? I hope you got a photos, and was he all soapy??
Sounds like you have become a domestic godess, home made this and that, wonderful.
Bacon still on the go here, so pop round Tune and bring A, with you as well
Sheddy in your shower, :shock: does PK know about this? I hope you got a photos, and was he all soapy??
Sounds like you have become a domestic godess, home made this and that, wonderful.
Bacon still on the go here, so pop round Tune and bring A, with you as well
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Better still have a glass of this:
Adn sopt ym spliling miskates ;)
You bugger ! You waited until I'd gone before you opened the Grenache !
Morning all :D I need a bacon butty now, had a fab evening :inlove:
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Ooooh I'm knackered - been decorating the new bathroom all afternoon (got some very special visitors coming next weekend to christen it!).
My son's just got back from Cornwall - brought me some luvverly Cornish ale. Lipsmacking! Anyone care to join me?
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My son's just got back from Cornwall - brought me some luvverly Cornish ale. Lipsmacking! Anyone care to join me?
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Sex God
For today's fun and amusement, we have been issued with:-
Jelly
Black Rope
2 rolls of gaffer tape
a large sheet of plastic
Glitter
and some sticky stuff
and a camera
Jelly
Black Rope
2 rolls of gaffer tape
a large sheet of plastic
Glitter
and some sticky stuff
and a camera
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GFZ= Girl free Zone
Hence it's always used by ladies!
Hence it's always used by ladies!
Quote by Freckledbird
GFZ= Girl free Zone
Hence it's always used by ladies!
I thought *girl* was in there somewhere... though I was deeply worried that I had wandered, map-free, into a zone where I really shouldn't be!
a dark and mysterious area, inhabited by the said *girls*.. indulging in whatever it is that they indulge in!
I was affraid... very affraid...
LP
