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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

What colour scheme to pain the GFZ this weekend.
Plenty of wine and beer available!!
:bounce:
can't believe I'm the first one in hiya sarah hun
:shock:
plenty of wine YES please lol
Wine or beer???
:beer:
Getting the water and plastic sheeting out with bubbles
lol
Hello Sarah- what a treasure you are!
Oooh H&H I've a couple o'bottles of Grenache Shiraz here or maybe a White Grenache to drizzle down yer throat??
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Tune
Just the man
Hisnhers and I require you to rub these bubbles over us :twisted: will the lovely Anglica be joining us??
Quote by westerross
Hello Sarah- what a treasure you are!
Oooh H&H I've a couple o'bottles of Grenache Shiraz here or maybe a White Grenache to drizzle down yer throat??
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:thumbup: gonna get blathered tonight my mate has just died :cry:
A bucket of JD and a dark corner please. confused
Quote by Sarah
Tune
Just the man
Hisnhers and I require you to rub these bubbles over us :twisted: will the lovely Anglica be joining us??

that sounds good Sarah where's he gone?
He did a runner as we wanted bubbles :twisted: :twisted:
never mind I'm sure others will come along & help us with the bubbles
Fancy a :cheers: want to get drinkies lol
Nowt for me please. I'm just off to work so have a good evening folks wave
*felixx walks in stands on a wet plastic sheet and slide out the back door*
oooh a large pint of fosters EC would be nice smile
Quote by hisandhers
Tune
Just the man
Hisnhers and I require you to rub these bubbles over us :twisted: will the lovely Anglica be joining us??

that sounds good Sarah where's he gone?
I haven't gone - now where's 'em bubbles - I just luuuurve rubbing 'em bubbles into pliant flesh....
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Quote by hisandhers
Hello Sarah- what a treasure you are!
Oooh H&H I've a couple o'bottles of Grenache Shiraz here or maybe a White Grenache to drizzle down yer throat??
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:thumbup: gonna get blathered tonight my mate has just died :cry:
awwww hun kiss
:love:
sorry to hear that, you know where my PM box is!
as for blathered i have a complaint for ADMIN, can you please re-surface the main square at SH towers? my wagon just hit such a big pothole that i fell clean off rolleyes
oh well, 5 weeks aint bad i guess dunno
as its this time of the morning is anyone left serving or am i minesweeping again?
drinkies
Quote by Pete_sw
Hello Sarah- what a treasure you are!
Oooh H&H I've a couple o'bottles of Grenache Shiraz here or maybe a White Grenache to drizzle down yer throat??
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:thumbup: gonna get blathered tonight my mate has just died :cry:
awwww hun kiss
:love:
sorry to hear that, you know where my PM box is!
as for blathered i have a complaint for ADMIN, can you please re-surface the main square at SH towers? my wagon just hit such a big pothole that i fell clean off rolleyes
oh well, 5 weeks aint bad i guess dunno
as its this time of the morning is anyone left serving or am i minesweeping again?
drinkies
Well I wasn't on any wagon my friend but I came to grief down the botomof a glass too. Don't do much fer yer sleep pattern does it?
Sorry ladies - got blinded by all the bubbles.
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Quote by hisandhers
Hello Sarah- what a treasure you are!
Oooh H&H I've a couple o'bottles of Grenache Shiraz here or maybe a White Grenache to drizzle down yer throat??
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:thumbup: gonna get blathered tonight my mate has just died :cry:
Jeez, I only just noticed this! That's awful for you. Not much use by now I guess but I'm sorry to hear that.
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Tune & Pete kiss I'm fine apart from a massive hangover smile
can I have a strong coffee please.
Off on a stending spree I think to cheer myself up lol
mmmm what can I buy?
new shoes 0r boots?
new outfit?
or some sexy underwear?
Mal is off into CMK, so you can meet up and he will take you for coffee lol
Quote by Sarah
Mal is off into CMK, so you can meet up and he will take you for coffee lol

does he like shopping lol
119 miles I'm off for the train bolt
Early morning stiff one please. Im getting frazzled in the bedroom department.
Fook the interior design, maybe I should go on another holiday-I know what colour I want holidays to be :crazy:
Sorry for your loss guys kiss
:bounce: ME :bounce: buy me smile :bounce: I'm ever so good, :bounce: house trained and everything :bounce:
i can be a shoe , :shock: honest
but i do specialize in the " Early morning stiff one " :rascal:
oh well, where's me coat dunno
Quote by Pete_sw
:bounce: ME :bounce: buy me smile :bounce: I'm ever so good, :bounce: house trained and everything :bounce:
i can be a shoe , :shock: honest
but i do specialize in the " Early morning stiff one " :rascal:
oh well, where's me coat dunno

If you can stand in the corner- arms outstretched, as a clothes horse, and give me somewhere extra to hang my hat :rascal:- you're in :giggle:
Provided you don't mind being painted red,or fuschia, or gold.....or all of them that is!!
Quote by winchwench
If you can stand in the corner- arms outstretched, as a clothes horse, and give me somewhere extra to hang my hat :rascal:- you're in :giggle:
Provided you don't mind being painted red,or fuschia, or gold.....or all of them that is!!

question is, will you utilise my stiring stick? great for mixing :giggle:
Quote by Pete_sw

If you can stand in the corner- arms outstretched, as a clothes horse, and give me somewhere extra to hang my hat :rascal:- you're in :giggle:
Provided you don't mind being painted red,or fuschia, or gold.....or all of them that is!!

question is, will you utilise my stiring stick? great for mixing :giggle:
Jeez, that's the ultimate in multi-tasking - hat peg and stirring stick! Bet ya can'tthink of another use for it!
Just about getting over me hangover now. Can't believe I was posting at and up at 7am. :crazy:
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tune are you serving? well cheered myself up by shopping anuone fancy coming into the sauna to see what I've bought lol
Bring a bottle in with you lol
Quote by hisandhers
tune are you serving? well cheered myself up by shopping anuone fancy coming into the sauna to see what I've bought lol
Bring a bottle in with you lol

Right, got a bottle of Red, Rosé and white (boy scout me! wink ) - a bottle of aromatic oil.
Hope what you've bought is not affected by the moisture.... :twisted:
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well its sat night folks, nothing on the TV, no babysitter His has gone out, so what do I do? Chatroom or here?
Quote by hisandhers
well its sat night folks, nothing on the TV, no babysitter His has gone out, so what do I do? Chatroom or here?

Bit o' both wouldn't be bad would it?
We're out fer a meal earlyish tonight but I've persuaded Angelica to come and have a go on the forum when we get back. :wary:
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Quote by westerross
well its sat night folks, nothing on the TV, no babysitter His has gone out, so what do I do? Chatroom or here?

Bit o' both wouldn't be bad would it?
We're out fer a meal earlyish tonight but I've persuaded Angelica to come and have a go on the forum when we get back. :wary:
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cool will welcome her with open arms :happy:
poke tune bring me a doggy bag back hun lol