GFZ | Swinging Heaven

18 Mar 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Seen as I'm here I might as well get my swipe card out and open up biggrin

18 Mar 2005

Hello.....Peeks around the door.
Anyone home??? coffee

18 Mar 2005

Seen as its a lovely warm day does anyone fancy doing a BBQ cool

I'm off to the supermarket to top up on the alcohol seen as you thirsty lot drank everything last week ! confused

Now stella for Kat, Ale for Tune and MrFC bottle whiskey for the Laird and lots of wine for us girlies........

18 Mar 2005

Suns come out in Manchester. The birds are singing (between coughs) and it's Friday.
Right I'm off outside to take my boots and socks off, roll up my trousers and sip something exotic while paddling my feet in the spa. biggrin

:D :D :D
Does life get any better than that?
Errr not me for the BBQ, last time I did one I set fire to half his garden (well we did, but it's a long story) and I hate the way we BBQ food in this country anyway.

18 Mar 2005

Oi Easy, get your mucky feet outta that spa and let me get in!!! wink

18 Mar 2005

DH it's an 18 seater, how much room do you want FFS. rolleyes

Hi darlin' how are ya? kiss

18 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
DH it's an 18 seater, how much room do you want FFS.
Hi darlin' how are ya?

Well I'm a big girl don't you know!!!! wink

I'm doing good......how are you and the lovely Countess doing? :kiss:

18 Mar 2005

Barbie!
Great Idea, Mrs FC, get your Kebabs out, DH, put somethings spicy on those breasts, KC, i think you should wrap those thighs in tinfoil, you don't want to scorch them.
Easy :shock: you are going to have to chop that in half if you want to fit it on the BBQ.
Long joke cut short:
Mable contacts her recently departed husband through a medium to find out what heaven is like.
"Well," he said, "it's different ~ we get up in the morning and eat salad,
then we have sex. We stop for more salad at lunchtime, then we have sex. In
the evening we have still more salad, then more sex before we go to bed."
"Oh," said Mabel. "I didn't expect heaven to be like that!"
"Heaven," said, Fred, "who said anything about heaven? I'm a rabbit on
Ealing Common!"
lhk
Kat

18 Mar 2005

Both doing very nicely at the mo ta. Now can I get you something to drink? Tea, cocoa or something stronger..... coffee?

18 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Easy :shock: you are going to have to chop that in half if you want to fit it on the BBQ.

Look I know it has a tendancy to show when I roll my trousers up, but I certainly DON'T want it BBQd and if anyone comes within so much as three foot of it with a knife, there's gonna be blood and it's not going to be mine. :sparring:

Quote by KitKat
Long joke cut short:
Mable contacts her recently departed husband through a medium to find out what heaven is like.
"Well," he said, "it's different ~ we get up in the morning and eat salad,
then we have sex. We stop for more salad at lunchtime, then we have sex. In
the evening we have still more salad, then more sex before we go to bed."
"Oh," said Mabel. "I didn't expect heaven to be like that!"
"Heaven," said, Fred, "who said anything about heaven? I'm a rabbit on
Ealing Common!"
lhk
Kat

18 Mar 2005

>>>>>>>>>>>> comes running into the room, flings off clothes, jumps into jacuzzi. Can someone pour me a hugeeeeeeeeeeee glass of wine please, pretty heavy going week and i want to get pissed! rolleyes

:shock:

18 Mar 2005

Sarah dashes in after Mrs GHC,
flinging clothes off,
and jupms in............. who's serving drinks tonight

18 Mar 2005

KC pours out some large glasses of chilled wine and hands them around.
Clink Clink - drinkies

Bottoms up!! :giggle:

Ooooooooh - KitKat ya kinky thing.... never been wrapped in tin foil before :rascal:

18 Mar 2005

*Easy decides to come inside as it's getting dark and he doesn't want to be savaged by killer slow-worms*
Right budge up everyone. Room for a little 'un in't jacuzzi?

18 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
*Easy decides to come inside as it's getting dark and he doesn't want to be savaged by killer slow-worms*
Right budge up everyone. Room for a little 'un in't jacuzzi?

Don't think being inside will save you, kitty's get everywhere :twisted:

18 Mar 2005

Right! I have a bottle of wine, a mint Yorkie, and proper fags! My night has begun! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

18 Mar 2005

The Laird is away overnight so I'm in need of some good company - I've already started on the wine but wouldn't say no to another....and did you say a MINT yorkie Venus?? Yum!!
Fee
XX

18 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
KC pours out some large glasses of chilled wine and hands them around.
Clink Clink - Bottoms up!! :giggle:

Ooooooooh - KitKat ya kinky thing.... never been wrapped in tin foil before :rascal:

wow, bottoms up, heads down, aahhhh the memories of Saturday :twisted:

18 Mar 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
KC pours out some large glasses of chilled wine and hands them around.
Clink Clink - Bottoms up!! :giggle:

Ooooooooh - KitKat ya kinky thing.... never been wrapped in tin foil before :rascal:

wow, bottoms up, heads down, aahhhh the memories of Saturday :twisted:
Only thing missing is Eagerslut9 shouting...Is it in yet??? :eeek:
bolt

18 Mar 2005

Well seems like everyones nodded off in here......
sneaks and pinches the bottle of wine slipping out of Sarahs grasp :twisted:
drinkies

19 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Right! I have a bottle of wine, a mint Yorkie, and proper fags! My night has begun! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Oh no, mint and chocolate is so NOT right together!!!!

19 Mar 2005

waking up..
What a wonderful sunny day..........
Opens up windows.............
Starts to tidy up bottles left lying around by Mrs GHC, will that woman never tidy up after herself.. just found Mrs GHC tiny knickers from last night as well, she must have left without them...
Starts on bacon rolls, now who wants one,..

19 Mar 2005

Bacon buttie, loverly
With tomato sauce, and a nice cup of tea.
TA

19 Mar 2005

*sneaks in gingerly, shuffles over to jacuzzi and gently eases herself into the warm bubbles
A bacon butty would be nice if someone's cooking smile

No alcohol for me today, but this jacuzzi is exactly what the doctor ordered....... with the added benefit that nobody will notice if I finally manage to get rid of some of this damned trapped wind either lol

19 Mar 2005

Urrrgg!! I have a stinking cold maybe a soak in the jacuzzi will help sad

Hello Angel rolleyes

Room for one more ?

19 Mar 2005

Quote by MrFC
Urrrgg!! I have a stinking cold maybe a soak in the jacuzzi will help
Hello Angel Room for one more ?

Nooooo!!!!!!!! You can keep your bloody germs away from me MrFC! I coughed in the night last night and that hurt like hell........ I don't even want to think about how much a sneeze would hurt :scared: Stay away from me!! evil

:evil:
(At least until you're better........ have this Lemsip Max, I'm not allowed to use it lol)

19 Mar 2005

MrFC sits in the draughty corner all dejected sipping on the Lemsip sad

:(

19 Mar 2005

Quote by MrFC
MrFC sits in the draughty corner all dejected sipping on the Lemsip :(

:cry: Now I feel even worse :cry:
Tell you what MrFC, I'm getting a bit wrinkly now anyway, how about I go back to bed now the painkillers have kicked in, you can have a soak, and then you let me know when you're out of the jacuzzi.
Then I can come back with my Dettox spray, get rid of your 'orrible germs :scared: and jump (metaphorically of course rolleyes

) back in. Decent compromise?

19 Mar 2005

Oh ok Angel kiss

My plan to get the jacuzzi set up in time for the rugby just might work lol

Now let's get the tv situated right, get the ales in the fridge and just wait :lol:

19 Mar 2005

*sniff - sniff*
Why's this jacuzzi smell funny? confused

Someone been farting in it in a vain attempt to get the bubbles to mask it again? smackbottom

Hello AC darlin' kiss

lovely to see you back so soon. Look forward to seeing you soon hun. 'Raine says she expects a spotless house, the bathroom and hall finished and a 5 course meal on silver service............
better get the whip

on the kids. wink

:shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: