GFZ | Swinging Heaven

8 Apr 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

8 Apr 2005

Bollocks! first in with nothing in the least bit witty or clever to say! mad

8 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Bollocks! first in with nothing in the least bit witty or clever to say!

Wow, now there's a first :happy: One day we might even see you with nothing to say full stop :shock: ............. yeh right rotflmao

Bugger!! I haven't got anything witty or dazzling to say either :undecided: Budge up!

8 Apr 2005

missy i am not well and need some TLC can i join u

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MikeC
missy i am not well and need some TLC can i join u

you need TLC or TCP???? :shock: How not well are you hunny? confused

8 Apr 2005

Tender Loving Care lol
I have been sick for last day or so, stomache cramps
not been in to work.
taking tablets with bloody bromide in --- grrrr
Mike

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Bugger!! I haven't got anything witty or dazzling to say either :undecided: Budge up!

You dazzle with the splendour of your un-rivalled beauty and allure Missy. Your wit is in the soft seduction of your grace, and the proud carraige of your physique, which suffices to lighten the heart and the soul of all who gaze upon your countenance.

Quote by MikeC
taking tablets with bloody bromide in --- grrrr

ooo - slip a few in that pink bubbly stuff the girlies all drink Mike, we might get a night off!.
lhk
Kat

8 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Bugger!! I haven't got anything witty or dazzling to say either :undecided: Budge up!

You dazzle with the splendour of your un-rivalled beauty and allure Missy. Your wit is in the soft seduction of your grace, and the proud carraige of your physique, which suffices to lighten the heart and the soul of all who gaze upon your countenance.
Oh Kat rotflmao

Honestly, if you could've seen my face just then reading that, just like this it was ~~~> :shock: ....... I've just trawled all through the members list to see if there are other, newer, sexy Missys joined up ................ and there isn't and I'm happy and I'm feelin alluring and witty and graceful and carriageing ( dunno

) and countenanced ( :dunno: again) and wanted.
:smile2:
God I love this false sense of security feeling - keep me there forever please passionkiss

delude me always silly

assionkiss:

Quote by KitKat
taking tablets with bloody bromide in --- grrrr

ooo - slip a few in that pink bubbly stuff the girlies all drink Mike, we might get a night off!.
lhk
Kat
And crash, here comes down to earth rolleyes

8 Apr 2005

lol at missy,
your are bloody gorgeous hun,
i wished i wasnt taking bloody bromide.
MikeC

8 Apr 2005

Right move over wine and beer delivery,
Now is the jacuzzi on, turn up the bubbles, got cold and soaking wet by rain storm today, I needto soak the aches away...

8 Apr 2005

shift over and let me in, thats nice and relaxing. What a life , champagne and bubbles......

8 Apr 2005

Where has everyone gone...... :cry:

8 Apr 2005

Quote by melons
shift over and let me in, thats nice and relaxing. What a life , champagne and bubbles......

Maybe it was the bubbles that did it, I mean bubbles in a jacuzzi that isn't switched on confused

:lol:

8 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
ooo - slip a few in that pink bubbly stuff the girlies all drink Mike, we might get a night off!.
lhk
Kat

Oooooh nooooo...............noooooo.......nooooooo Kat !! smackbottom

I escaped that tipple the last time it came out. Shame on you ! :twisted:

8 Apr 2005

Now where is that everso wanting to please Laird !! innocent

I could do with a light massage on my feet. Been on them all day and need some TLC on them. biggrin

8 Apr 2005

right time for a party, :cheers: drinkies

:evil2: :karaoke: :high-smile:
more wine please

8 Apr 2005

Got a couple of bottles here Sarah lol

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Now where is that everso wanting to please Laird !!
I could do with a light massage on my feet. Been on them all day and need some TLC on them.

Did someone call my name?????????
Just got back from special operations overseas (dont tell the Sarge!!)
MrsFC give me your feet, the pleasure will be all mine
(and NO, I dont have a foot fetish RIGHT!!)

8 Apr 2005

Ooooh that is soooooooo gooood :confused2:
You are making my toes curl Let me fill your glass Laird once you have finished with my feet. *sighs* ahhhhhh !!
Would it be a wee dram tonight ?

8 Apr 2005

Dram would do nicely.
I have actually brought some Hobgoblin along to share with Tune........anyone seen him???

8 Apr 2005

No tune not here confused

er.....I don't mind Hobgoblin lol

8 Apr 2005

Plenty to go around MrFC
Can I tempt you with a fine malt also? I brought some along for my mate Will who also doesn't seem to be around.
C'mon folks where is everyone......................??????

8 Apr 2005

Malt as well lol

(what a night this is gonna be) :lol:
MrFC gets two comfy chairs by the log fire :shock:
Right Laird break open the ales :lol:

8 Apr 2005

Mr FC, don't get too comfy!
I'm in need of a massage too and my other half seems to be busy with your other half....
wanna swap? :twisted:
Fee
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8 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Mr FC, don't get too comfy!
I'm in need of a massage too and my other half seems to be busy with your other half....
wanna swap? :twisted:
Fee
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Ah go on then !! :lol2: Ooops got in there before the other half. rolleyes

8 Apr 2005

Sounds fine with me Mrs FC biggrin

Any other hidden talents that Mr FC has besides his massaging techniques? cool

Fee
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8 Apr 2005

Ah go on then !! :lol2: Ooops got in there before the other half. rolleyes

[/quote
Ere Mrs.....Go on then Fee lol

I have to warn you though confused

MrsFC said I should knead dough for a living (after giving her a massage) :lol:

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ere Mrs.....Go on then Fee I have to warn you though MrsFC said I should knead dough for a living (after giving her a massage) :lol:

Thats ok....I can take it as hard as you can give it
Ermmmm.....did that come out right? redface

Fee
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8 Apr 2005

Thats ok....I can take it as hard as you can give it

:shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:
Go on then get yourself laid out on those two tables I've pushed together confused

goes looking for sensual oils..
Right found baby oil, sunflower oil, olive oil and found this in the shed :shock: bit old, let's see ...Castrol GTX :?
The choice is yours :lol:

8 Apr 2005

What no sweet almond oil??
I was under the impression you'd be prepared......ok I'll have castrol GTX, and when you've finished could you manage to lube my engine?? wink

Fee
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