GFZ | Swinging Heaven

6 May 2005

kitkat wrote:

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

6 May 2005

Wohoo! first in :P
Minx xx

6 May 2005

time to.......... dive bomb the jacuizzi.!!!!!!
i have been shopping... i have brought cherries, strawberries, pineapple and grapes with me... oooooh and some double cream as well...... my local was doing a special on turkish delight... so i have 5 big bars of them as well......
see how nice i am..... biggrin

:D :D

6 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
time to.......... dive bomb the jacuizzi.!!!!!!
i have been shopping... i have brought cherries, strawberries, pineapple and grapes with me... oooooh and some double cream as well...... my local was doing a special on turkish delight... so i have 5 big bars of them as well......
see how nice i am..... :D :D

I'm in too - got to spend a weekend with the kids occasionally haven't I?
Snufflin Sean's fruit but we'll have to think of summat else for the cream mate.
My contribution is a case of white wine
Is that enough?
Do I have to bring my own sleeping bag?
Can I lie in till 9 o'clock?
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Right. At the request of Mr. Davej Sir worship

We've had the jacuzzi ripped out (Maybe I should have told Fabio that before he started his bomb :shock: :shock: ) and had a spa bath installed instead. Here are the before and after pics....
Before.

I'm sure you'll all agree it looks much better now. :smug:

6 May 2005

Nice on easy :thumbup: looks far better!
Except not convinced that the cleaner window is helpful! That peeping tom (oops typo'd tim first .. no offence timmy) is still lurking you know!
C x

6 May 2005

Well I know you want a boys corner but personally i think you should let a few of the girls in after all we boys do need our toys don't we? You could be choosey and make them audition for the positions? How may positions you decide, lol.
@lpha :twisted:

6 May 2005

Right I'm here, I awarded myself an early finish today for good behaviour this week.
Pass the strawberries over, Calista, do you want some wine??

6 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Right I'm here, I awarded myself an early finish today for good behaviour this week.
Pass the strawberries over, Calista, do you want some wine??

MMmmmmm most definitely Sarah smile

Chill out time much needed this weekend :) roll on tomorrow night biggrin

C x

6 May 2005

Right we will start the party here tonight, and move it to London for Saturday night :P
Fabio can we whip the cream up , and smother our bodies in it and then get someone to lick it off????

6 May 2005

I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

6 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Right we will start the party here tonight, and move it to London for Saturday night :P
Fabio can we whip the cream up , and smother our bodies in it and then get someone to lick it off????

sarah...what would you do if the answer was no?? lol ........ of couse you can hunny.... just save some strawberrys and cream for me!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
oh and i expecter everyone going to the london events tomorrow to be very very naughty!!! (except at the mini munch.. you all know the rules!!! smile

)
oh... i brought a couple of bottles of dry white wine... and a few tubs of low fat ice cream..... feel free!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

6 May 2005

if the answer was no, then I would be round to sort you out!

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

No-one has given me a drink yet - I'm gagging for one! :cry: :cry: :cry:
rolleyes

6 May 2005

Sorry Jags
Here you are a large drink, bottle beside you for a refill when you are ready.

6 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Sorry Jags
Here you are a large drink, bottle beside you for a refill when you are ready.

PHEW!! Thanks Sarah - thought I was going to have to go out completely and totally sober! Just the one please, got to trance tonight. :P :P
Now keep the jacuzzi warm and the wine flowing for me.
x xx

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

No-one has given me a drink yet - I'm gagging for one! :cry: :cry: :cry:
rolleyes

Well make up your mind lol

D'you want a drink - or do you want one? Some people just can't make up their mind.
Sean - what are you doing with that grape?

6 May 2005

Have a good night out.
Wine ready for your return later tonight

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

The jacuzzi's in the skip next to sarge's tank. Not sure if it still works now confused

We now have a BATH SPA! rolleyes

*wanders off muttering about why he bothers doing these jobs for all the notice people take of him*

6 May 2005

Quote by westerross
I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

No-one has given me a drink yet - I'm gagging for one! :cry: :cry: :cry:
rolleyes

Well make up your mind lol

D'you want a drink - or do you want one? Some people just can't make up their mind.
Sean - what are you doing with that grape?
I want a drink!! My companion for this evening has cruelly deprived me of a Chinese meal - got held up at work, whatever that is, so nibbling on toast and Marmite FFS! Another glass of alcohol will send me on my merry way merrily.
:happy:

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I want a drink!! My companion for this evening has cruelly deprived me of a Chinese meal - got held up at work, whatever that is, so nibbling on toast and Marmite FFS! Another glass of alcohol will send me on my merry way merrily.
:happy:

Well, here's a merry enormous glass of Pinot Grigio merrily offered!!

6 May 2005

Easy ah give us a bite of your toast and marmite..... wink

haven't had tea yet.......and I'm famished

6 May 2005

Quote by westerross

I want a drink!! My companion for this evening has cruelly deprived me of a Chinese meal - got held up at work, whatever that is, so nibbling on toast and Marmite FFS! Another glass of alcohol will send me on my merry way merrily.
:happy:

Well, here's a merry enormous glass of Pinot Grigio merrily offered!!
HOW did you know it's Pinot Grigio I am drinking???? M&S vintage 2004 in fact. Trance night here I come. Thanks Tune. xxx

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
HOW did you know it's Pinot Grigio I am drinking???? M&S vintage 2004 in fact. Trance night here I come. Thanks Tune. xxx

You want to remember to turn that webcam off!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I want a drink!! My companion for this evening has cruelly deprived me of a Chinese meal - got held up at work, whatever that is, so nibbling on toast and Marmite FFS! Another glass of alcohol will send me on my merry way merrily.
:happy:

:doh: Sorry Easy :lol2: I'm sure I read it as it was your post.. lol

A trip down to the opticians tomorrow me thinks :grin: Jags are you sharing your wine tonight?

6 May 2005

Quote by easy
I'm off to see Nitin Sawhney tonight at The Sage - I'll be so chilled when I get back home I'll need the jacuzzi to stimulate me!
Pour me a glass of wine someone please, it's not too early to start, is it??
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :smile2: :smile2:

The jacuzzi's in the skip next to sarge's tank. Not sure if it still works now confused

We now have a BATH SPA! rolleyes

*wanders off muttering about why he bothers doing these jobs for all the notice people take of him*
Well Easy good job there... Just started a similar project myself, staff of 5 and six months to take all the companies URL's, as they so 'yesterday' in the internet savvy world and replace them with Universal Resource Locators...
Its a dirty job, but hey ho... ;)

6 May 2005

I'm back!! Move over whoever is in the bath spa (WTF is a bath spa BTW???). Nitin Sawhney was so flipping wonderful, I'm chilled and thrilled.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
More pinot grigio for the gal with the happy shiny body please!
:shock:

6 May 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm back!! Move over whoever is in the bath spa (WTF is a bath spa BTW???). Nitin Sawhney was so flipping wonderful, I'm chilled and thrilled.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
More pinot grigio for the gal with the happy shiny body please!
:shock:

Can I Make it a bit more happy and shiny. Got a gallon of Pinot Grigio here! Eh I'm in te bath spa - why should I move over?? You just squeeze in awright?

6 May 2005

Oooooooooooooooh - squeezing my ample body right tight down next to Tune, got a glass in my right hand and a loofah (I think), in my left.
:rose: :rose: :cheers:

6 May 2005

Ahem the glass o' wine I know will go to yer lips. It's the loofah I've got me eye on!! Take another slug of the PG my girl and we'll be alright
Says as he tries to manipulate the loofah from Jags grasp!!