GFZ | Swinging Heaven

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC
kitkat wrote:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent. This is an exception extension
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

17 Jun 2005

Ok I'm in first and fancy sharing this bottle of wine, and takers in sharing with me !! :rascal:

17 Jun 2005

Runs through the door ..... me me me ..... supposed to be sorting the house out but I have no inclination and got sidetracked on msn thig morning thankfully LOL
C x

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Ok I'm in first and fancy sharing this bottle of wine, and takers in sharing with me !! :rascal:

But I always share with you :cry: Ah well if somebody must cool

17 Jun 2005

Oh bliss .... sandwiched between the FC couple and a bottle of wine for sharing smile

The sun is shining too :)
C x

17 Jun 2005

Now that's more like it.....I like this sharing lark! lol

17 Jun 2005

Popping my nose round the door to see what's going on...
...GFZ virgin that I am!
redface

17 Jun 2005

*wanders in and sees Cally jammed between Mr and Mrs FC behind the bar*
Well if you're not using teh spa-bath (TM Davej 2005) then I may just pop in for a soak. biggrin

Been a while since I've felt like venturing in here.
*Wipes finger round grimy edge of spa-bath*
I see some things haven't changed. rolleyes

17 Jun 2005

Nice to see more blokes in than wenches for a change lol

17 Jun 2005

Quote by SarfLondoner
Popping my nose round the door to see what's going on...
...GFZ virgin that I am!

Welcome to the place. Beer's in the fridge, other booze is behind the bar (just step over the MFF that's going on there rolleyes

). There's a large-screen plasma, Sky DVD etc, pool tables at the bach near the door marked "Jags Cock Pics". Trust me mate you don't want to go in there for any number of reasons. :shock:
Oh and there's a spa-bath and there's also a hot-tub outside in the garden next to the BBQ.
Enjoy wink

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC
Nice to see more blokes in than wenches for a change

Give it time. Give it time. rolleyes

:lol:
Oh and SarfLondoner, don't take any crap or orders from the women. They're only allowed in here for our benefit, so don't fall for any of their old flannel. wink

:giggle: :P

17 Jun 2005

Quote by easy
Popping my nose round the door to see what's going on...
...GFZ virgin that I am!

Welcome to the place. Beer's in the fridge, other booze is behind the bar (just step over the MFF that's going on there rolleyes

). There's a large-screen plasma, Sky DVD etc, pool tables at the bach near the door marked "Jags Cock Pics". Trust me mate you don't want to go in there for any number of reasons. :shock:
Oh and there's a spa-bath and there's also a hot-tub outside in the garden next to the BBQ.
Enjoy wink

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: You been talking to Fred Flinstone Easy?? :shock: :shock: He tried to construct a Jags Corner for me but it was lined with very unbecoming wallpaper. :shock: :shock:
Can I have a soft long cold drink please? Too hot and too early for the hard stuff. How about a Pimms?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
lol

17 Jun 2005

Oooh did I hear the word Pimms mmmmm
Perfect accompaniment to an afternoon in the hot tub!!!
edited due to grammatical dyslexia!

17 Jun 2005

would love a glass of wine and some fun biggrin

:D

17 Jun 2005

Quote by HornyRed
would love a glass of wine and some fun
:D

Wines in the fridge oh and while your up get jags a large pimms please!
Now what fun you looking for lol

I know there's a large trampoline in the garden confused

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC
would love a glass of wine and some fun
:D

Wines in the fridge oh and while your up get jags a large pimms please!
Now what fun you looking for lol

I know there's a large trampoline in the garden confused

No, trampolines are dangerous. I'd LOVE a large Pimms and a bounce on MrFC's knee instead. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wink

17 Jun 2005

Come on then jags lol

A word of warning though you might feel some hard bits, as I only have shorts on so you'll feel my knees :lol: :lol:

17 Jun 2005

Quote by easy
Oh and SarfLondoner, don't take any crap or orders from the women. They're only allowed in here for our benefit, so don't fall for any of their old flannel. :giggle: :P

Oh easy !!!! A word in ya ear please !! evil

Don't go telling the fresh ones that they are to take no crap from us wenches, they have to find that out for themselve s:rascal: , its all of the process.
So could you be a darling and retrieve a bottle of something nice from the fridge for us girls: :wink:

17 Jun 2005

Quote by easy
Nice to see more blokes in than wenches for a change

Give it time. Give it time. rolleyes

:lol:
Oh and SarfLondoner, don't take any crap or orders from the women. They're only allowed in here for our benefit, so don't fall for any of their old flannel. wink

:giggle: :P
Chucks a cloth and the Cillit Bang to easy .. whilst ya there mate .. and I want it clean this time . none of that smeary cleanring like you did last time ..... (and definitely no burn marks)
SarfLondoner ... the only reason the women are in here now is because easy here burned down the BFZ and pilfered the insurance money!!!
C x

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC
Come on then jags
A word of warning though you might feel some hard bits, as I only have shorts on so you'll feel my knees :lol: :lol:

I've felt your knees before - I'll need something a lot harder to bounce on!
:shock: biggrin

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Oh and SarfLondoner, don't take any crap or orders from the women. They're only allowed in here for our benefit, so don't fall for any of their old flannel. :giggle: :P

Oh easy !!!! A word in ya ear please !! evil

Don't go telling the fresh ones that they are to take no crap from us wenches, they have to find that out for themselve s:rascal: , its all of the process.
So could you be a darling and retrieve a bottle of something nice from the fridge for us girls: :wink:
*goes off to fridge. Comes back, but trips up and drops a full bucket ice over the girls*
redface

Sorry. All that whispering I thought you said fetch some ICE from the fridge. :doh: rolleyes

Nice nipples by the way. silly

hwoar: :wink:

17 Jun 2005

Nice one Easy...COOOORRRR!!!! silly

hwoar: :phwoar: :bounce: nice t-shirts girls

17 Jun 2005

Look it was an accident ok. You can stop bloody queing up 'cos I'm NOT doing it again. evil

'n stop that sulking Jags. smackbottom

:P :P :P lol

:lol:

17 Jun 2005

SULK??? I almost never sulk! Suck - have been known to! Skulk - have been known to too. Sulk - haven't got the memory to sulk, I forget too soon!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:kick: :kick: Now, where's me drink and where's me slave for the weekend?
wink

17 Jun 2005

Stressed mode on:- (bludy cusotmers)
White wine please and a lvery large glass at that please

17 Jun 2005

easy I'm queuing because I now want warming up :twisted: all these goose bumps need to be soothed.... wink

17 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Stressed mode on:- (bludy cusotmers)
White wine please and a lvery large glass at that please

Pours Sarah a really large cold white wine and hands her a towel ready for her pool dip ... smile

C x

17 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC
easy I'm queuing because I now want warming up :twisted: all these goose bumps need to be soothed....

Warming up... no problemo....

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'ow's that? :rascal:

17 Jun 2005

Girls once I've warmed up I need to go and get some more wine confused

Somebody didn't fill the fridge up last week

17 Jun 2005

Well, that wasn't me - I wasn't even here last week (or was I confused

)
Kit places a small filigree silver cage on the mantel piece and hangs a freshly laundered wenches outfit (short size) on the back of the GFZ door.
Now MrsFC, did you get some Champagne with that wine? I have a feeling that we girls will be having a huge celebration before the weekend is done - gather round in the Hot tub, Sarah, Calista, HRed and of course the lovely Jags and I will explain all wink