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Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Unknown User
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

blast
wink
:twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

blast
wink
:twisted:
You trying to tell me i have to give the barman a bj everytime i want a pepsi :shock:
Hi might loose a little weight then by the end of his shift, I suck hard :wink: lol
Shaz x
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Hey nothing is for free :P
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Hey nothing is for free :P
Can I remind you of the site rules MrFC - you cannot charge for your services - monetary or 'in kind'! wink
Unknown User
My god! :shock:
Only just walked into this establishment as i heard it was very well to do biggrin
And so far...
there have been no barstaff :shock:
Been practically told i have to do sexual favors if i do want a drink :shock:
Someone tried to bribe me :shock:
Think i will have to post about this in the club review lol :lol:
Shaz x
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
You can have these for nought :shock: I 'aint doing you no favours cool
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
You can have these for nought :shock: I 'aint doing you no favours cool
Bribery.....
and now Favouritism!!!!!
Whatever next? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
My god! :shock:
Only just walked into this establishment as i heard it was very well to do biggrin
And so far...
there have been no barstaff :shock:
Been practically told i have to do sexual favors if i do want a drink :shock:
Someone tried to bribe me :shock:
Think i will have to post about this in the club review lol :lol:
Shaz x

Water???
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
You can have these for nought :shock: I 'aint doing you no favours cool
MrFC
If i have to give a bj for a drink then so does Pete, its only fair you know :lol:
Shaz x
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

blast
wink
:twisted:
You trying to tell me i have to give the barman a bj everytime i want a pepsi :shock:
Hi might loose a little weight then by the end of his shift, I suck hard :wink: lol
Shaz x
I could use loosing a couple of stone :wink:
Quote by MrFC
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink :lol:
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
You can have these for nought :shock: I 'aint doing you no favours cool
Now I'm hurt :cry:
walks off whinging and sits in the billy no mates corner.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
MrFC
If i have to give a bj for a drink then so does Pete, its only fair you know lol
Shaz x

Just looking for the Listerine <sp> :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw

MrFC
If i have to give a bj for a drink then so does Pete, its only fair you know lol
Shaz x

Just looking for the Listerine <sp> :twisted:
:giggle: :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Someone going to start serving in the bar or what?
What does a lass have to do to get a drink around here :shock:
Shaz x

Depends on how much you want a drink lol
Bribery MrFC??????
How could you? rolleyes
Four pints and 2 bags of nuts please, :shock: blimey being stuck in cyberspace is rather unplesantly like being drunk :scared:
You can have these for nought :shock: I 'aint doing you no favours cool
MrFC
If i have to give a bj for a drink then so does Pete, its only fair you know :lol:
Shaz x
Yep! you have a point :shock:
ok here you are.....
Unknown User
I'll do anything you like in return for something strong enough to stop me seething!
Not only has Mr winch had a 10+ hour flight delay & been stuck in a "tin shack" airport with a t*wat of a travel rep, but.....
They've finally got a plane out there to get them home - & guess where its going?????
Go on Guess????
:fuckinghell:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I'll do anything you like in return for something strong enough to stop me seething!
Not only has Mr winch had a 10+ hour flight delay & been stuck in a "tin shack" airport with a t*wat of a travel rep, but.....
They've finally got a plane out there to get them home - & guess where its going?????
Go on Guess????
:fuckinghell:

Tokyo dunno
Unknown User
Worse!
Newcastle!
Not only that, but theres no food & drink on board.....and to cap it all they wont evan promise a flight back from Newcastle to Gatwick- they may have to get on a coach!
Which also means my birthday bash tomorrow night needs postponing/cancelling.
Can you tell im not happy?
Wheres that drink?? :beer: :fuckinghell:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Worse!
Newcastle!
Not only that, but theres no food & drink on board.....and to cap it all they wont evan promise a flight back from Newcastle to Gatwick- they may have to get on a coach!
Which also means my birthday bash tomorrow night needs postponing/cancelling.
Can you tell im not happy?
Wheres that drink?? :beer: :fuckinghell:

:therethere:
Sorry to hear that hun, here drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :beer: :beer: :smoke: :drinkies:
We can console eachother, I'm still home alone too :cry:
Unknown User
Thanks babe....
Better make mine a large one!
:crazy:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Thanks babe....
Better make mine a large one!
:crazy:
:twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Thanks babe....
Better make mine a large one!
:crazy:
:twisted:
Hi Pete and Winchwench
I think it must be my round, what you both having.
I could i murder a pint of larger right how as had aver busy day at work lol
Unknown User
Im back......make mine a pint too please!
A pint of Spiced Rum & coke!
Just finished cancelling my birthday bash. I need a damn good sulk!
sad
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Im back......make mine a pint too please!
A pint of Spiced Rum & coke!
Just finished cancelling my birthday bash. I need a damn good soak!
sad

Ahhhh!! Let me show you the new jacuzzi :twisted:
Unknown User
Hmmm....
one of those too please! wink
(although soak in what Im too much of a lady to say)
Unknown User
And you probably need this as well biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Im back......make mine a pint too please!
A pint of Spiced Rum & coke!
Just finished cancelling my birthday bash. I need a damn good soak!
sad

Ahhhh!! Let me show you the new jacuzzi :twisted:
MrFC - You Tart!
WW - be careful you never know whats lurking in those bubbles :shock: