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evenin all wave
Right then, I'll have a :cheers: followed by a drinkies with a blast to follow please :twisted:
so, hows everyones week been?
evening all,thought id wander in for a beer or two as heard its a mighty fine on the way for ice for me please bartender
Or should I say my bank balance is...!! My eldest...she's a one (22 yrs of age) and wants this and that....I don't mind and I adore her...but .....whats the diff between Matalan and Laura Ashley........ :shock: ....only She x knows..!!
Bless her......gimme a Bacardi and Coke ....please..!!...Now..!!
Gibbs..... cool
about 20 quid an item mate sad :(
drink on its way fella lol
Quote by karl74
evening all,thought id wander in for a beer or two as heard its a mighty fine on the way for ice for me please bartender

Thanks Karl :cheers:
can we leave the last item on my list to someone else though please :shock:
no offence lol
nice motor by the way, oh what fun rotflmao you had Caron fairly squirming on her chair :thumbup: innocent
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
last one on ya list definitely not served by me pete lol
cheers :cheers:
Quote by karl74
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
last one on ya list definitely not served by me pete lol
cheers :cheers:

Thank fek for that, might have to talk niceley to Caron later :shock: what? i did buy her a bottle of bubbly today rolleyes
Right, who's in here then?
What's happening?
Are there any crisps?
Quote by PoloLady
Right, who's in here then?
What's happening?
Are there any crisps?

rolleyes ffs, karl, get the motor out, your gonna have to nip down to the wholesalers in a minute, this one delights in ordering stuff we aint got. mad
biggrin good evening madam, what can I get you? :shock:
Cheese and onion crisps..................................... please.
quick..........
a vodka and coke please b4 it dies again!!!!!!!!!
Quote by PoloLady
Cheese and onion crisps..................................... please.

:shock: , em, certainly mam, here you go, would you like something to drink?
(whisper, keep the motor running karl, she's up to something)
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quick..........
a vodka and coke please b4 it dies again!!!!!!!!!

:shock: :shock: (splashes vodka all over TC just in case) what dies confused: :?: :shock:
Pete, somethings been bothering me for a bit, everytime I look at your avatar you remind me of someone, I had a go at drawing it but it still escapes me :confused:
the motors tickin over waitin n gettin warmed up. bit like a certain lady i know by sounds of things lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you have any peanuts?
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Looks good but I'm not sure it's sheddy's colour :giggle:

*checks with supplier*
Also available in scarlet..... bonus :thumbup: :P lol
Quote by Pete_sw
Right, who's in here then?
What's happening?
Are there any crisps?

rolleyes ffs, karl, get the motor out, your gonna have to nip down to the wholesalers in a minute, this one delights in ordering stuff we aint got. mad
biggrin good evening madam, what can I get you? :shock:
Reminds me of the time when I wandered into a mates house and he had 400 tins of larger and 2 packets of peanunts. I walked in and said "are we having a party mate?", "No" he replies, then I said "why the fLuck have you bought all those bloody peanuts then?" :lol: :doh: :P Oh suit yerselves. :P
Quote by Pete_sw
quick..........
a vodka and coke please b4 it dies again!!!!!!!!!

:shock: :shock: (splashes vodka all over TC just in case) what dies confused: :?: :shock:
the site!!!!!!!!!!
everytime we`ve tried to post it`s crashed out! mad
Quote by st3v3
Pete, somethings been bothering me for a bit, everytime I look at your avatar you remind me of someone, I had a go at drawing it but it still escapes me :confused:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: BAD st3v3
Quote by karl74
the motors tickin over waitin n gettin warmed up. bit like a certain lady i know by sounds of things lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

rotflmao all in a good cause karl innocent
:lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Do you have any peanuts?

Salted, dry roast, curry flavour, or the more exotic badgers bum flavour?
lol
Oh I don't want any - I was just wondering if you had any seeing as you are usually so short on crisps!
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Looks good but I'm not sure it's sheddy's colour :giggle:

*checks with supplier*
Also available in scarlet..... bonus :thumbup: :P lol
Quote by Pete_sw
Right, who's in here then?
What's happening?
Are there any crisps?

rolleyes ffs, karl, get the motor out, your gonna have to nip down to the wholesalers in a minute, this one delights in ordering stuff we aint got. mad
biggrin good evening madam, what can I get you? :shock:
Reminds me of the time when I wandered into a mates house and he had 400 tins of larger and 2 packets of peanunts. I walked in and said "are we having a party mate?", "No" he replies, then I said "why the fLuck have you bought all those bloody peanuts then?" :lol: :doh: :P Oh suit yerselves. :P
I don't remember ordering a comedian :shock:
oh well, what the fluck, in for a penny ......................
Quote by twos_company

quick..........
a vodka and coke please b4 it dies again!!!!!!!!!

:shock: :shock: (splashes vodka all over TC just in case) what dies confused: :?: :shock:
the site!!!!!!!!!!
everytime we`ve tried to post it`s crashed out! :x
yeah, we had that, ithe the hyperdrive flux conductors playing up again :roll:
we'll never get the improbability drive going at this rate , perhaps a really strong cup of tea :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Oh I don't want any - I was just wondering if you had any seeing as you are usually so short on crisps!

rolleyes
ah ok, well would you like a drink with your non nuts madam?
rotflmao
I don't really drink much.
right then pete,what are we requiring from the wholesalers,can seein it being a long night drinkies :cheers:
Quote by karl74
right then pete,what are we requiring from the wholesalers,can seein it being a long night drinkies :cheers:

Best get some of everything karl, it will be a long weekend that's for sure :twisted:
(i'm waiting for the pole dancer to turn up wink )

now at wholesalers waitin for order peeps :small-print: :yawn:
Quote by Pete_sw
(i'm waiting for the pole dancer to turn up wink )

Thats something else I was going to mention about the avatar redface
crate of everything on its way lol :lol:
house full of poles next to me,nips round to see if any spare dancers :giggle: :giggle:
So - what's new then?
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now at wholesalers waitin for order peeps :small-print: :yawn:

nice motor karl, can't wait, this has got to be the venue for the first wilts munch :twisted:
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(i'm waiting for the pole dancer to turn up wink )

Thats something else I was going to mention about the avatar redface
I'm game, how much you paying st3v3? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
So - what's new then?

:shock: microchip technology dunno trunk dialer calling confused: erm posotronic organic genetic engineering :twisted:
apart from that, not a lot really, whats new with you polo? kiss