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Quote by Sassy-Seren

Is anyone serving in here tonight? I need a stiff one, a massage and a drink-in that order please!!

How does a stiff one from Dai, a massage from me and a bottle of Grenache sound? biggrin
Tip fooking Top :D kiss
Quote by Freckledbird
I'll serve tonight, can't drink as I'm being Mr FB's taxi - he's abandoning me for the night :cry:
No kids either and nobody wants me sad so I might as well be useful.

Awww FB I luffs ya :D :kiss:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Awww FB I luffs ya biggrin kiss

smile Grenache then?
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

Awww FB I luffs ya biggrin kiss

smile Grenache then?
Oh yes indeedy !
Just the one (bottle) for me, it's been a long week ;)
Sarah
Sex God
Strawberries and pineapple anyone?
lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Strawberries and pineapple anyone?
lol

Hmmmmm.
1. Are they on cocktail sticks?
2. Are the pineapples on top of, or underneath the strawberries?
3. Have you got a chocolate fountain to dip them into?
Unknown User
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Is anyone serving in here tonight? I need a stiff one, a massage and a drink-in that order please!!

How does a stiff one from Dai, a massage from me and a bottle of Grenache sound? biggrin
Tip fooking Top :D kiss

You know the way wink
Fb, I luvs you too :kiss:
willxx69
Sex God
Just popping in very briefly to say'Hi!' wave
We are just about to go out to dinner! :bounce: :happy:
- for the first time since Will Jr was born! :shock:
Sappho Jr and her best mate have been pressed into service as babysitters and all the littles ones (the decadence twins and Will Jr) are soundly asleep - at the moment.
The restaurant is less than 2 minutes walk away so - fingers crossed!
Cheers! Will raises his pre-prandial G&T more in hope than celebration!
Will
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Strawberries and pineapple anyone?
lol

Hmmmmm.
1. Are they on cocktail sticks?
2. Are the pineapples on top of, or underneath the strawberries?
3. Have you got a chocolate fountain to dip them into?
and is there cheese and is it anywhere near the pineapple or strawberries
large vat of rose wine please :twisted:
Unknown User
I've been sick for what feels like forEVER, but is actually 3 weeks - and I've broke my alcohol-fast tomight and had a few whiskeys- and I've never felt so good in years!!
Pour me another, bar-keep, and leave the bottle! lol
Countess
Sexpert
*Countess quietly tip-toes in and settles into the jacuzzi after polishing off a full bottle of wine to herself she needs to sober up *
drinkies innocent
Unknown User
slides in with countess see if she notices :twisted:
grifrock
Sexlightened
FB you still serving?
been out and guess who was the designated driver confused
I have some catching up to do!
Unknown User
i am sure i can take over bar duties if i promise not to rearrange fridge magnets
whats your poison
Sarah
Sex God
Fridge magents where lol :lol:
It is the tins i would be more worried about!!
:P
Freckledbird
Sex God
Well my fridge magnets and tins are all in order. And my noticeboard and shopping list. biggrin
Tea anyone?
Mal
Mod
Quote by Freckledbird
Well my fridge magnets and tins are all in order. And my noticeboard and shopping list. biggrin
Tea anyone?

Is that 'tea' or 'tee'??? :grin: :grin: :grin:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Well my fridge magnets and tins are all in order. And my noticeboard and shopping list. biggrin
Tea anyone?

Is that 'tea' or 'tee'??? :grin: :grin: :grin:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Bad Mal!
Unknown User
Morning all wave
Any black coffee on the go? coffee
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by grifrock
FB you still serving?
been out and guess who was the designated driver confused
I have some catching up to do!

I was designated driver and I didn't even go out! :?
Never mind, not driving tonight so I'm having Grenache biggrin
westerross
Sex God
OK - I've just finished working quite a lot of Saturday and all Sunday - the first two days of me holiday and I've bluddy well finished!!!
:bounce:
Just got to pile it all into the office tomorrow and then I'm up fer a spanking two weeks.
Bottle of White Grenache fer FB and if anybody fancies it I've got a cool Italian here too!!
Oh and I'm good at drizzling!
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grifrock
Sexlightened
Quote by Freckledbird
Never mind, not driving tonight so I'm having Grenache biggrin

mmm would love to join you with a glass drinkies or 2?
tho i have to say im more than a little interested in tunes spanking 2 weeks :twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by grifrock

Never mind, not driving tonight so I'm having Grenache biggrin

mmm would love to join you with a glass drinkies or 2?
tho i have to say im more than a little interested in tunes spanking 2 weeks :twisted:
Tell him then!
grifrock
Sexlightened
Quote by earthchild
i am sure i can take over bar duties if i promise not to rearrange fridge magnets

missed your bar tending duties...sorry redface
was out checking all me magnets were in place :giggle:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by grifrock
i am sure i can take over bar duties if i promise not to rearrange fridge magnets

missed your bar tending duties...sorry redface
was out checking all me magnets were in place :giggle:
I've got a magnet that's still to find its home!! :twisted:
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westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've got a space - how big is it Choon?

Budapest!! lol
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I've got a space - how big is it Choon?

Budapest!! lol
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That's not what I asked!
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've got a space - how big is it Choon?

Budapest!! lol
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That's not what I asked!
OK about 7 inches. wink
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
OK about 7 inches. wink
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:shock: Me space isn't that big!
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

OK about 7 inches. wink
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:shock: Me space isn't that big!
You'll have to get a bigger fridge gel!!
lol
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