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Quote by firelizard

Would there be anything I could do to keep you amused while you're doing that Dawnie :angel:

Snog me dunno
:giggle:
At last :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by Freckledbird
MrFB is available for bartending/massaging duties, if anyone needs anything :twisted:

:lol2: Oh come on FB, how on earth can I answer that after the pms MrFB and I have been having :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie
MrFB is available for bartending/massaging duties, if anyone needs anything :twisted:

:lol2: Oh come on FB, how on earth can I answer that after the pms MrFB and I have been having :rascal:
Sod off! You talk about me farting! Not that I do - it's all lies redface
Quote by Freckledbird
Sod off! You talk about me farting! Not that I do - it's all lies redface

MrFB started it :giggle:
I believe everything MrFB says, why wouldn't I dunno
Quote by Dawnie

Sod off! You talk about me farting! Not that I do - it's all lies redface

MrFB started it :giggle:
I believe everything MrFB says, why wouldn't I dunno
Ah, you don't know him lol
We are being discreet now are we ladies? rolleyes
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Quote by westerross
We are being discreet now are we ladies? rolleyes
.

Nothing to be indiscreet about dunno
Quote by Freckledbird
We are being discreet now are we ladies? rolleyes
.

Nothing to be indiscreet about dunno
I thought everyone knew about your farts :dunno:
Quote by Dawnie
We are being discreet now are we ladies? rolleyes
.

Nothing to be indiscreet about dunno
I thought everyone knew about your farts :dunno:
No, that's you - I don't fart :angel: lol
Quote by Freckledbird
We are being discreet now are we ladies? rolleyes
.

Nothing to be indiscreet about dunno
I thought everyone knew about your farts :dunno:
No, that's you - I don't fart :angel: lol
We weren't talking about my farts redface
We'll be name calling next, I'm the trollop :smug:
Quote by Freckledbird
MrFB is available for bartending/massaging duties, if anyone needs anything :twisted:

You pimping again lol :lol: :lol:
Morning all wave
is anyone doing the providings of the bacon butties with servings of hot coffee and issueings of packets of resolveings :shock:
drinkies redface
Quote by Sarah
MrFB is available for bartending/massaging duties, if anyone needs anything :twisted:

You pimping again lol :lol: :lol:
:lol: no, I went to bed and shagged him senseless. :twisted:
what, no breakfastings dunno It'll soon be lunch timeings and i've had no feedings yet rolleyes
oh, i'll have a large Mocca while i'm here please coffee
Quote by Pete_sw
what, no breakfastings dunno It'll soon be lunch timeings and i've had no feedings yet rolleyes
oh, i'll have a large Mocca while i'm here please coffee

I've not eaten yet either - been a little distracted.
Cup of tea would be nice smile
Quote by Pete_sw
what, no breakfastings dunno It'll soon be lunch timeings and i've had no feedings yet rolleyes
oh, i'll have a large Mocca while i'm here please coffee

I've had my bowl of cornflakings and bananaings with soya milkings...
:cry:
Quote by Freckledbird
Ewwwww cornflakes with bananas?

:thrilled: :thrilled: ALMOST EVERY day... chopped banana, chopped nuts, dried cranberries and a handful of porridge oats smothered in soya milk! :thrilled: :thrilled:
Otherwise, banana on toast. Love bananas.
lol
Just been shopping and bought some bananas, so off to make things with them
lol
Quote by Sarah
Just been shopping and bought some bananas, so off to make things with them
lol

:lol2: I could suggestings a few thingings but I might have to be bannings myselfings rotflmao
Quote by Dawnie
Just been shopping and bought some bananas, so off to make things with them
lol

:lol2: I could suggestings a few thingings but I might have to be bannings myselfings rotflmao
Well try the cleaning versioning....... :lol:
Do we have a barman this evening or it is self service tonight? biggrin
*lies on bar*
Self service... help yerself biggrin ;) :rascal:
Quote by easy
*lies on bar*
Self service... help yerself biggrin ;) :rascal:

I've been waiting all night for a drink.....and that's the best you can do confused
Tsk.....ya just can't get the staff :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
*lies on bar*
Self service... help yerself biggrin ;) :rascal:

I've been waiting all night for a drink.....and that's the best you can do confused
Tsk.....ya just can't get the staff :lol2:
Who says it was an offer to you :rude:
rolleyes some folks :roll: :lol2:
Can i have some please, Easy ?
Wine and soda, that is.
Quote by Cherrytree
Can i have some please, Easy ?
Wine and soda, that is.

finally another girlie.......right come and get it the jacuzzi Mrs and we can talk make up :lol2:
just bring the drinks over will ya Easy kiss
Quote by poshkate
Can i have some please, Easy ?
Wine and soda, that is.

finally another girlie.......right come and get it the jacuzzi Mrs and we can talk make up :lol2:
just bring the drinks over will ya Easy kiss
I was on the whiskey last night, I'm a little fragile and I could do with a lovely massage off ... well, off anyone who's offering really.
A massage in the jacuzzi would be even better!
Quote by Cherrytree
Can i have some please, Easy ?
Wine and soda, that is.

finally another girlie.......right come and get it the jacuzzi Mrs and we can talk make up :lol2:
just bring the drinks over will ya Easy kiss
I was on the whiskey last night, I'm a little fragile and I could do with a lovely massage off ... well, off anyone who's offering really.
A massage in the jacuzzi would be even better!
On its way Mrs :kiss:
Any chance of getting another chap in the GFZ? Bloody hell, it stinks of perfume in here. Kat would never have let this happen rolleyes
Oh well, I know when I'm beaten (now don't go getting any ideas! smackbottom :shocksmile, can I get anyone a drink? :cheers:
Will