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Give Newbies a break!

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I'm a newbie and I think you are all brilliant, witty, sexy, bright,careing,sensitve,adorable
:shock: biggrin :P wink rolleyes :shock: surprised :wink: confused lol :shock: :D :P :lol: :wink: :D :shock:
Can you tell I want to go to a MUCH :?: :?: :?:
Quote by deflowerer
I'm a newbie and I think you are all brilliant, witty, sexy, bright,careing,sensitve,adorable
:shock: biggrin :P wink rolleyes :shock: surprised :wink: confused lol :shock: :D :P :lol: :wink: :D :shock:
Can you tell I want to go to a MUCH :?: :?: :?:

Much... ado about nothing? Is there a shakespere theme for the next one?
Quote by Happy Cats aka Miserable Cat Bastard
/ ignore (just realised you name rhymes with twats .......happy cats)
Yeah, and your name rhymes with roastie!
Take that!

oooh... tried hard on that one MCB... and....
East 17.....
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I'm a newbie and I think you are all brilliant, witty, sexy, bright,careing,sensitve,adorable
:shock: biggrin :P wink rolleyes :shock: surprised :wink: confused lol :shock: :D :P :lol: :wink: :D :shock:
Can you tell I want to go to a MUCH :?: :?: :?:

Much... ado about nothing? Is there a shakespere theme for the next one?
I hope not, I'm quite ashylock
Quote by Happy Cats
f**k U, miserable Cat Bastard.

See friends taking the piss, is good biggrin
You pair of tossers flipa
Whats it got to do with you?
You sexy looking bird you!!! Piss off out of it!
Plenty to with me smackbottom
You piss off happy twats :kick:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Happy Cats
My applogies SGT i should of named it something more appropriate. please don`t get me wrong i am certainly not complaining just asking to give them a break.

like i said earlier, just relax. i've not been on here that long myself, it's just that the site is full of comediens and piss takers, if your gonna get defensive at every comment you won't last long. give as good as you get but don't be offensive, read the threads and the personal comments between people to get an idea of limits. i've not met anyone off this site yet but already look out for posts from certain people and in a way even consider them as friends, and if you can't take the piss out of your friends or take it off them i think you need some SOH lessons
Liam
Dont listen to him, he's a twat!
/ ignore (just realised you name rhymes with twats .......happy cats)
Yeah, and your name rhymes with roastie!
Take that!
Are you calling me a potato?
W h a t y o u w a n t b r e a k i n g , a r m , l e g confused:
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W h a t y o u w a n t b r e a k i n g , a r m , l e g confused:

Wind
Liamnavyguy
Sgt is absolutely right. When you joined the navy did you ask your petty officer to take it calm with you because you are a newby? I don't think so. Why should the oldies adapt to the newbies? When we newbies make mistakes we get the response we deserve and through that we learn how to behave correctly just like in real life and after all this is a life forum not a rehersed one.
"Quote" When you joined the navy did you ask your petty officer to take it easy with you.
Hope that you are not implying that anything sexual goes on at HM Navy confused: wink all those men in bell bottoms :wink: , holed up in a ship all day :wink: , far from home, :wink: blowing the captains pipe when he boards :wink: etc etc.
Our advice don't worry redface
Quote by Liamnavyguy
Hi everyone thanks for your welcome to this site alot of you have been fantastic but i have received some negative comments i think that when newcomers come to the site that they should be given a bit of a break untill they have got used to it. i`m not complaining as the vast majority of you have been amazing so thanks again.

Liam, you may be new to this site, but you did not just step of the last spacerocket from Mars. You are a adult with a lifetime of experience behind you.
You came in started talking about the navy. You are in the Navy, and it should be a topic you are comfortable talking about. Why do you need a break?
If you struggle with the reaction of people when talking about things that you are familiar with - how are you going to cope when a woman asks you if you fancy having a dildo shoved up your arse? dunno
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Hi everyone thanks for your welcome to this site alot of you have been fantastic but i have received some negative comments i think that when newcomers come to the site that they should be given a bit of a break untill they have got used to it. i`m not complaining as the vast majority of you have been amazing so thanks again.

how are you going to cope when a woman asks you if you fancy having a dildo shoved up your arse? dunno
lhk
Kat
Grab yer coat, You've pulled rotflmao
hotcoupleincar
LoL I am sure there where some petting officers as well
KitKat
rotflmao i will deal with that situation when it comes up (no pun intended)
Liam
I reckon you have settled in just fine!
happycats
I think the sites sense of humour is infectious!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've never seen a thread quite like this one. They usually start with some serious (often painful debate) then degenerate into totally flippant bollox.
This one started off with the bollox (well done guys lol ) and then developed into some serious painless debate. confused :?
Liam, there's quite a lot of good sense spoken (in the later posts!!) and I know you are being non confrontational. So as they say chill out and enjoy.
Sometimes newbies get a frying unjustly and people will step in to stop it but... sometimes not. dunno Such is life. Keep smiling!!
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've never seen a thread quite like this one. They usually start with some serious (often painful debate) then degenerate into totally flippant bollox.
This one started off with the bollox (well done guys lol ) and then developed into some serious painless debate. confused :?
Liam, there's quite a lot of good sense spoken (in the later posts!!) and I know you are being non confrontational. So as they say chill out and enjoy.
Sometimes newbies get a frying unjustly and people will step in to stop it but... sometimes not. dunno Such is life. Keep smiling!!

don't ruin it.
you twat flipa :flipa: :rascal:
I was enjoying that bollox. Some of the insults on here are well thought out and structured. I was enjoying the simplistic flickin each other off.
so up yours.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've never seen a thread quite like this one. They usually start with some serious (often painful debate) then degenerate into totally flippant bollox.
This one started off with the bollox (well done guys lol ) and then developed into some serious painless debate. confused :?
Liam, there's quite a lot of good sense spoken (in the later posts!!) and I know you are being non confrontational. So as they say chill out and enjoy.
Sometimes newbies get a frying unjustly and people will step in to stop it but... sometimes not. dunno Such is life. Keep smiling!!

don't ruin it.
you twat flipa :flipa: :rascal:
I was enjoying that bollox. Some of the insults on here are well thought out and structured. I was enjoying the simplistic flickin each other off.
so up yours.
The bollox petered out a page ago - slow or what? :dunno: And if you think I calculated that insult you've got another calculation coming!
yes but I only read it about 5 minutes ago. I was laughing in real time rather than over the course of a few weeks.
So... flipa
biggrin
I hope you realise I'm joking. rolleyes Jeez.. its not just the newbies you have to pussy foot around.
Confession - Sometimes I like to lean out of car windows and swear at old ladies at bus stops. It makes me sad now. That could be someones gran.
What a load of crap
everyone here has been friendly to me, even when i ask stupid stuff!
Not got a bad word to say about neone on here biggrin
Quote by lexus boy
What a load of crap
everyone here has been friendly to me, even when i ask stupid stuff!
Not got a bad word to say about neone on here biggrin

oo... screw you. lol
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
yes but I only read it about 5 minutes ago. I was laughing in real time rather than over the course of a few weeks.
So... flipa
biggrin
I hope you realise I'm joking. rolleyes Jeez.. its not just the newbies you have to pussy foot around.
Confession - Sometimes I like to lean out of car windows and swear at old ladies at bus stops. It makes me sad now. That could be someones gran.

Hope you realise I'm joking! (Didn't think I'd have to say that) - 'course I do ya daft sod!