Give the question to the answer

2 Aug 2010

Why did your gob hit the floor.
I just twisted my grip and it just happened

2 Aug 2010

Ouch!! That looks painful. How did you break you cock?
It scared me

3 Aug 2010

why did you not turn up as agreed?
I sat in the car and watched.

3 Aug 2010

How did your dogging session go/
The mad hatters tea party

3 Aug 2010

How was your weekend go without the kids?
it left me sooooo tired

3 Aug 2010

Whats wrong with work now?
out on the lash and a bit tied up at the moment

4 Aug 2010

Are you still with that lass, and when are you coming home.
It was in a private room.

4 Aug 2010

Where did you first take it up the arse?
I found it in my bottom drawer

4 Aug 2010

Where did you find that bottom?
Get another man!

4 Aug 2010

What do you do when he can not get it up?
Someone said the world was coming to an end.

6 Aug 2010

What started this mission to cover the entire female population in man goo??
he was feckin late!!!

19 Aug 2010

Why are you in a bad mood ?
in my bed

20 Aug 2010

Where shall I meet you?
its in a carrier bag under the stairs

20 Aug 2010

Where is the nurse's outfit?
It just came off.

20 Aug 2010

Were you playing with it again??
I can shoot them out across the room!!!

21 Aug 2010

What's this green suff on the wall?
I had to paint it.

22 Aug 2010

Thats a strange expression on that blow up dolls face, what did you do to her?
he was asleep and it was just too tempting!!

22 Aug 2010

So why did you pour sand words over his chest on the beech?
He had shiny shoes.

23 Aug 2010

Ok, we're recording .... Monday, 23rd August, 1730 hrs. So Sir, would you care to explain why you decided to mug the vicar?
(I'm wasted here, I should sooooo be a script writer for the Bill) lol

I loved it and it made me very very wet!!

23 Aug 2010

Did you enjoy the log flume at Alton Towers?
Only when pregnant

24 Aug 2010

Do you ever stop?
She just came and went.

24 Aug 2010

Did you pay the hooker?
I got it all over me, even in my bra!!

25 Aug 2010

If you could have a grounghog day when would it be?
In the stable block

27 Aug 2010

Where did you loose your virginity?
I got it in my eye

3 Sep 2010

Where did his spunk land/
In Arkwrights store

4 Sep 2010

Where did Granville bend you over and take you up the arse?
It's the milkmans.

4 Sep 2010

Thats a loverly baby, is it yours?
A banana

9 Sep 2010

So what did it look like after you finished?
A pint of choclate milk.

11 Sep 2010

When did your Friday date with Kaz finish?
Because I didn't want to get it wet.

12 Sep 2010

What was the best bit about the handcuffs and electrodes?
Only because I had to come up for air.