what should you gently do to her g-spot while licking her clit?
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5 hrs
Just how long did it take to cum?
pink
Who had a hit with "funhouse" last year?
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downunder
Where would you like me to start?
Dartford
Except for the tunnel of love , name another tunnel?
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fourcandles
I went in to get some gardening equipment, what do you think I got?
Parrot
What was the norweigan blue , thats dead?
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customised
What was porn film known as in the 70's?
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extreme
What sports do you like?
bi
Whats the term for swinginging both ways?
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mmf
how do you feel?
public gardens.
Where exactly were you shagging when you got arrested?
Answer: Wet paint
Why are you blue?
A night in the cells.
So why did you not turn up at the alter for our wedding?
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loveshack
What was the basque like you wore at your last meet?
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there was that much, i could have drowned
What time did your 'meet' finally get to you?
Answer: A 6ft snowdrift.
Doc: "Why is that ear thermometer stuck in your bum"?
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"from here I am sure I can see your tonsils"
"I went to visit Kaz for the evening"
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"right there in the changing room"!
"How do you like your condoms?"
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"Oh! Its cheese!"!
What happened to my rampent rabbit after 3 hrs of constant use?
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traffic cone
What did the mother of 16 use as a dildo?
Answer: Brandy and some chocolate.
What new thing in a triangle tube and an old favorite, does a St Bernard dog carry around its neck in the swiss mountains?
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It will fit
Where on earth do you think you are going to put that?
Answer: I'll get a mop.
You know what we need now,Carol Vordaman?... i asked for a consonant, not incontinent
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fluffy
What has Kaz bought Kev for valentine's Day?
Answer: It shook me out of my reverie.
Thats what Mandy is asking Gordon for in this picture
- There is a hole in it