Give the question to the answer

4 Feb 2010

Why can granny tuck her tits into her trousers?
Boil a kettle.

4 Feb 2010

Can I help make tea?
Kenyan

4 Feb 2010

what was the nationality of your last meet?
The rhino compound

5 Feb 2010

Are you riding with the Household Carvary?
a flying helmet

5 Feb 2010

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a flying helmet

Do you have a pet name for your willy?
Answer:
Yes sir, I can boogie

5 Feb 2010

Yes sir, I can boogie

Is what I always shout as I cum!
mud mud glorious mud!

5 Feb 2010

Quote by P1ayMate
mud mud glorious mud!

And for your final question, this is for a million pounds.....
What did Dorothy say when she clicked her heals three times?
Answer:
Yes please, two for me

5 Feb 2010

Would you like sugar?
It's refreashing.

5 Feb 2010

Do you enjoy watersports?
Answer: My knickers hitting the floor.

5 Feb 2010

What was that?
Cherry

5 Feb 2010

Only one thing left to go....
Answer: It gets under your finger nails

5 Feb 2010

What's the worst thing about mud-wrestling?
Answer: My mate, my mate's mum and my dog.

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
pressed tightly togeather for several hours

What happened when you went into the human flower press?
Answer:
I was told it was quite a lot less than exceptional

5 Feb 2010

What is likely to create rigidity?
Kiss, lick, and suck, gently and softly

5 Feb 2010

Who went with me, to the new film auditions for "Lassie"?
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Jelly.

6 Feb 2010

Quote by Imapleasantguy
Who went with me, to the new film auditions for "Lassie"?
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Jelly.

What happens if I mention Pamela Anderson??
Answer:
Pink Y-fronts ended up on the washing line!

6 Feb 2010

Have you seen my favourite undies?
Answer: A carpet.

6 Feb 2010

What are you shopping for?
eight

6 Feb 2010

How many can we fit in the room?
Answer: About 60 pairs plus one odd one.

6 Feb 2010

How many shoe do you have?
42

6 Feb 2010

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
Answer: 6 inches.

6 Feb 2010

What is the average size of a cock?
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Chicken

6 Feb 2010

What's a suitable alternative to a fleshlight?
Answer: Chocolate, strawberries and a nice Chianti.

6 Feb 2010

Where would you like me to start?
At the top.

6 Feb 2010

How did he get over the glacier?
Black smoke.

6 Feb 2010

What did Fred Dimbner end up with, to knock down his chimney stacks?
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Large erection.

6 Feb 2010

What is the gherkin?
Answer: Disappointingly empty.

6 Feb 2010

Whats the bar like inside?
Vodka

6 Feb 2010

What does James Bond have with his martini?
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lockjaw

6 Feb 2010

Waht do you do with nipple claps

Are you sure?