since the reasonable sucess of my lastest album entitled ....."warning never try an pull a female police women thats on duty"
i have now decided to release my greatest ever singles.....including such hits as
"if your car is running out of water dont use lemonade as a substitute" (its a country song)
do not proclaim your undying love to the accounts girl from work on a drunken binge around chester dressed as austin powers......(no one takes u seriously)
and best of all
Hungry in work???? dont eat the bosses sandwiches out of the fridge and especially dont leave a thank you note ..no matter how funny it is some one will always dob u in
and yes butty pilferin is a sackable offence........mixed with other stuff
