A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
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Quote by lucyslovely
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
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very funny that lucy 
heres on for you.
Bob goes into a public toilet and sees another man standing at the next urinal he also notices the guy stood next to him has no arms.
As Bob is about to leave the man asks if he could help him take a leak.
Being a kind soul Bob agrees to help.
The man asks "can you undo my zip for me?"
Bob says, "ok."
Then the man asks "can you pull it out for me?"
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps and the stench is terrible.
Then the guy asks bob to put it back for him.
Bob shakes it for him and puts it back in the guys trousers.
"Thanks for that" said the man "i really appreciate it"
Bob says " no problem, but what the hell is wrong with it?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirts and says " I dont know but i aint touching it.
heres on for you.
Bob goes into a public toilet and sees another man standing at the next urinal he also notices the guy stood next to him has no arms.
As Bob is about to leave the man asks if he could help him take a leak.
Being a kind soul Bob agrees to help.
The man asks "can you undo my zip for me?"
Bob says, "ok."
Then the man asks "can you pull it out for me?"
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps and the stench is terrible.
Then the guy asks bob to put it back for him.
Bob shakes it for him and puts it back in the guys trousers.
"Thanks for that" said the man "i really appreciate it"
Bob says " no problem, but what the hell is wrong with it?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirts and says " I dont know but i aint touching it.
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That's put a smile on my face.
Now off to visit cusotmers for the day, they will wonder what I'm smiling at.
Now off to visit cusotmers for the day, they will wonder what I'm smiling at.
Quote by mace173
very funny that lucy
heres on for you.
Bob goes into a public toilet and sees another man standing at the next urinal he also notices the guy stood next to him has no arms.
As Bob is about to leave the man asks if he could help him take a leak.
Being a kind soul Bob agrees to help.
The man asks "can you undo my zip for me?"
Bob says, "ok."
Then the man asks "can you pull it out for me?"
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps and the stench is terrible.
Then the guy asks bob to put it back for him.
Bob shakes it for him and puts it back in the guys trousers.
"Thanks for that" said the man "i really appreciate it"
Bob says " no problem, but what the hell is wrong with it?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirts and says " I dont know but i aint touching it.
:uhoh: funny but gross
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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
Normally I would've laughed at this but seeing I'm off work at the moment because of a trapped nerve due to sneezing I'll just wince in pain!!
Wouldn't have minded so much if I'd had an orgasm too lol
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
Normally I would've laughed at this but seeing I'm off work at the moment because of a trapped nerve due to sneezing I'll just wince in pain!!
Wouldn't have minded so much if I'd had an orgasm too lol
Quote by Alleyson
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
Normally I would've laughed at this but seeing I'm off work at the moment because of a trapped nerve due to sneezing I'll just wince in pain!!
Wouldn't have minded so much if I'd had an orgasm too lol
awhhhhhhhhhh allyson - am so sorry .............. but I couldn't help but laugh
