What do you think?? God a Male or Female??
Methinks definatley a female...look at this site.....males rough time......females sit back and enjoy......what kind of heaven is this??? :
xxx
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God...Male or Female?
Quote by TheFacilitator
Definitely a woman. :angel:
'Cos men have only got a willy.
But women have got a.... erhem... thingy.
And when you've got one of those, you can get a willy anytime you like.:lol: :lol:
ffs i thought you would all disagree with me.....maybe this site should be called swinging hell....for men :lol2:
Sex God
If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
Then again, if God were a man, pussy would taste like beer.
I therefore conclude that God is sexless, and very probably a member of the LibDems.
Then again, if God were a man, pussy would taste like beer.
I therefore conclude that God is sexless, and very probably a member of the LibDems.
Quote by Ice Pie
If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
Then again, if God were a man, pussy would taste like beer.
I therefore conclude that God is sexless, and very probably a member of the LibDems.
LMAO
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: Quote by RSAB2
Male!!!
Only a man could have inflicted certain things onto women (such as childbirth and the menstrual cycle) Plus there's far more eyecandy for men out there.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Very salient points mrs RSAB2, quite agree, however, even with childbirth, the MC, women still live longer, are healthier, can satisfy their sexual thirst more easily, and in more than one way.......
Sex God
I agree with Ice. God? - Hermaphrodite - just look at Beckham.
I take it this isnt a serious religious question???? :shock: cos having been forced to go to a church school for 5 years i would NOT be impressed, lol!!!
But seriously.... god is a man.. called Daz. :twisted:
What???? You meant THE god?? oh sorry, i thought you meant SEX god, lol!!! :twisted:
But seriously.... god is a man.. called Daz. :twisted:
What???? You meant THE god?? oh sorry, i thought you meant SEX god, lol!!!
:twisted: Sex God
Quote by lovebug
I agree with Ice. God? - Hermaphrodite - just look at Beckham.
Beckham....God? what does that make Posh.....?A nun? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
I agree with Ice. God? - Hermaphrodite - just look at Beckham.
Beckham....God? what does that make Posh.....?A nun? :shock:
A nuthin' more like.
Sex God
Quote by lovebug
I agree with Ice. God? - Hermaphrodite - just look at Beckham.
Beckham....God? what does that make Posh.....?A nun? :shock:
A nuthin' more like.
Whatever sex or non sex god is......why was Posh created eh?
To give the rest of us a sense of superiority.
Quote by lovebug
I therefore conclude that God is sexless, and very probably a member of the LibDems.
What does that mean for Charles Kennedy........
Both SuperGod and superior to Posh.....surely not!
Not necessarily. Member of the lib dems not leader, a really clever God would hide among the people! - if thats what you can call them.
As for Posh - she's misunderstood - LOL
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
I think that god was a sadist,it gave women pain,bleeding,pushing large things through small holes :shock:
It gave men,wingeing women who bleed and have too many hormones,not to mention balls on the outside when blokes fall onto the bar on their bikes,cant imagine the pain being female,but ouch!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
It gave men,wingeing women who bleed and have too many hormones,not to mention balls on the outside when blokes fall onto the bar on their bikes,cant imagine the pain being female,but ouch!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
Quote by clarensteve
I think that god was a sadist,it gave women pain,bleeding,pushing large things through small holes :shock:
It gave men,wingeing women who bleed and have too many hormones,not to mention balls on the outside when blokes fall onto the bar on their bikes,cant imagine the pain being female,but ouch!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
As ever Clare, you show so much empathy......thats why you're so sexy......maybe you're the one hiding amongst us....you SexGoddess.......that doesn't mean you're a LibDem does it?
Quote by lovebug
As ever Clare, you show so much empathy......thats why you're so sexy......maybe you're the one hiding amongst us....you SexGoddess.......that doesn't mean you're a LibDem does it?
Thank you,flattery will get you everywhere
As for politics,bloody waste of time,they should turn the government over to us lot,would make it far more interesting!!!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Quote by clarensteve
As ever Clare, you show so much empathy......thats why you're so sexy......maybe you're the one hiding amongst us....you SexGoddess.......that doesn't mean you're a LibDem does it?
Thank you,flattery will get you everywhere
As for politics,bloody waste of time,they should turn the government over to us lot,would make it far more interesting!!!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
we'd have a hoot......nice pics page btw mmmmmmm
Sex God
Quote by lovebug
My thread for Sunday :angel: :evil2:
What do you think?? God a Male or Female??
Methinks definatley a female...look at this site.....males rough time......females sit back and enjoy......what kind of heaven is this??? :
xxx
Kinda presumptuous isn't it? You're assuming that there is a god in the first place.
That should have opened the can of worms nicely. :twisted: Quote by Ice Pie
If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
Then again, if God were a man, pussy would taste like beer.
I therefore conclude that God is sexless, and very probably a member of the LibDems.
:laughabove:
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I agree with Ice. God? - Hermaphrodite - just look at Beckham.
Beckam, dear possible-ficticious-omnipotent-being-of-non-gender-or-sex-orientation (god for short) do I HAVE to?
Quote by easy
My thread for Sunday :angel: :evil2:
What do you think?? God a Male or Female??
Methinks definatley a female...look at this site.....males rough time......females sit back and enjoy......what kind of heaven is this??? :
xxx
Kinda presumptuous isn't it? You're assuming that there is a god in the first place.
That should have opened the can of worms nicely. :twisted: there must be a god easy.....who else would put men and women on the same planet :lol2:
