Going back to truck drivers.

20 Mar 2005

Going back to truck drivers.
Years ago I was heeding back to Leicester in my truck at 5:am, it was as cold as an Eskimos tit. Standing looking at a Honda 50 on the side of the road was a young kid I had a good idea what was the problem the dam slide in the carburetor would freeze up, so I stopped and gold him to piss on the carburetor it would unstuck it. I donâ€™t think I can :cry: he mumbled though his scarf so thinking he didnâ€™t want a piss or he was to to get his dick out down came my zip my dick was in my hand and I was happily pissing all over his carburetor. It was just as I figured engine fired up and away he sped.
Two weeks later I was called in to the office the manager gave me an envelope had in it a letter and a Â£5, it was from the father of the young man I had helped with the bike, in it he thanked me for getting his little girls bike running (I could fell my face going red by the second) there was no mention of my dick so I will never know if she told him how I had go it going.
redface

20 Mar 2005

Excellent, brilliant, one of the best. lol

20 Mar 2005

You know I of times wonder what was going thought her hear as I pulled out my cock. But as I said it was cold and my cock would not frighten any horses at the best of times, You know when I was young I would calculate the length of my dick in inches now it is calculate in wrinkles. :upset: :violin:

20 Mar 2005

Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on lol

But never had the pleasure .. YET wink

20 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

Nor me, ms_naughty. :shock: But there are several on here, you'll probably be getting some pms in the near future offering 'services'
:lol: :lol:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

Well you should visit one of my laybys then. You never know your luck! :wink: :wink: :twisted:
:grin: :grin: :grin:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

Nor me, ms_naughty. :shock: But there are several on here, you'll probably be getting some pms in the near future offering 'services'
:lol: :lol:
Oh I cant wait ! i'll be checking my PM's every 10 mins now :lol: :lol:

20 Mar 2005

Cancel my yorkie :shock:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

You don't happen to have a shower at your place do you ms_naughty? The ones at Trowell are crap.
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

You don't happen to have a shower at your place do you ms_naughty? The ones at Trowell are crap.
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :twisted: :twisted:

Oiii ! ! ! ! !
You do they laybys - and I'll do the shower stops wink

21 Mar 2005

Boys :!: Can't you learn to share them both confused

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21 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
Personally i would love it if a trucker got his cock out at me.. truckers turn me on
But never had the pleasure .. YET

You don't happen to have a shower at your place do you ms_naughty? The ones at Trowell are crap.
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Yeah sure its a nice walk in one ... but the new whirlpool bath is better :lol: :lol:
There's no paper on the walls but who's gonna look at that :wink:

22 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Yeah sure its a nice walk in one ... but the new whirlpool bath is better :lol:
There's no paper on the walls but who's gonna look at that

BOLLOX ! ! ! ! ! !
I've heard it said that the secret of comedyis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . timing.
Now it seems the the same can be said here. mad

:x :x
I finished in Kettering last night, with a collection this morning from Boston.
I'm quite sure I could have 'hidden' the extra mileage to have gone via Nottingham instead of Peterbro' had I read this last night ! !
A nice walk in shower to clean and freshen up, then a splash around in a whirlpool spa.
That would break my week up nicely. :twisted:
Not to worry, eh? rolleyes

22 Mar 2005

moved to new post

22 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

Yeah sure its a nice walk in one ... but the new whirlpool bath is better :lol:
There's no paper on the walls but who's gonna look at that

BOLLOX ! ! ! ! ! !
I've heard it said that the secret of comedyis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . timing.
Now it seems the the same can be said here. mad

:x :x
I finished in Kettering last night, with a collection this morning from Boston.
I'm quite sure I could have 'hidden' the extra mileage to have gone via Nottingham instead of Peterbro' had I read this last night ! !
A nice walk in shower to clean and freshen up, then a splash around in a whirlpool spa.
That would break my week up nicely. :twisted:
Not to worry, eh? rolleyes

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Trouble is, after that it would have to be a nice soft ginormous double bed with nice crisp sheets and soft downy pillows, then I wouldn't want to get up and go to work. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Guess I'll stick to me laybys when I'm on the road. Mind you, having said that, there is a place in Wales that is irresistible! :wink: :wink:

22 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Trouble is, after that it would have to be a nice soft ginormous double bed with nice crisp sheets and soft downy pillows, then I wouldn't want to get up and go to work. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
:wink:

Don't tell me you're still roughing it with a slepping bag and campingaz stove????

23 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

Yeah sure its a nice walk in one ... but the new whirlpool bath is better :lol:
There's no paper on the walls but who's gonna look at that

BOLLOX ! ! ! ! ! !
I've heard it said that the secret of comedyis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . timing.
Now it seems the the same can be said here. mad

:x :x
I finished in Kettering last night, with a collection this morning from Boston.
I'm quite sure I could have 'hidden' the extra mileage to have gone via Nottingham instead of Peterbro' had I read this last night ! !
A nice walk in shower to clean and freshen up, then a splash around in a whirlpool spa.
That would break my week up nicely. :twisted:
Not to worry, eh? rolleyes

Yes you could have washed them too!! :lol: :lol:

23 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

Yeah sure its a nice walk in one ... but the new whirlpool bath is better :lol:
There's no paper on the walls but who's gonna look at that

BOLLOX ! ! ! ! ! !
I've heard it said that the secret of comedyis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . timing.
Now it seems the the same can be said here. mad

:x :x
I finished in Kettering last night, with a collection this morning from Boston.
I'm quite sure I could have 'hidden' the extra mileage to have gone via Nottingham instead of Peterbro' had I read this last night ! !
A nice walk in shower to clean and freshen up, then a splash around in a whirlpool spa.
That would break my week up nicely. :twisted:
Not to worry, eh? rolleyes

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Trouble is, after that it would have to be a nice soft ginormous double bed with nice crisp sheets and soft downy pillows, then I wouldn't want to get up and go to work. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Guess I'll stick to me laybys when I'm on the road. Mind you, having said that, there is a place in Wales that is irresistible! :wink: :wink:
Who said anything about a nice bed with crisp sheets and downy pillows !
He only wanted to wash his BOLLOX !!!!!