Good luck....
Was it Bagdad you were visiting?
J & S
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...
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Update
Sunday...The day after the night before.
How odd! We weren't beaten up at all; nor were we shot at, spat at, spewed-up on, shagged to death by underage nymphets / chavs, chased through the city, mickey-finned, propositioned, offered drugs, molested, murdered or arrested.
VERY DISAPPOINTING :x
Mrs & I are beginning to wonder if the report we read in that bastion of truth "The Daily Mail" was made up :!: :!: :!:
If they made it up...Hate to think what they'd say about Swinging or Dogging.
What is the World coming to when you can't believe the media. tsk. tsk.
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...
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ha, see you all in the Sir john for a pint later then?!
I used to drink in the Falcon, where the real Withnail hung out, very exciting, except he was an utter drunken fool.
You're best off getting out of Lenton, it'll be all those students that are causing the trouble