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Good luck....
Was it Bagdad you were visiting?
J & S
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Good luck....
Was it Bagdad you were visiting?
J & S

Obviously Hull
Nah, gotta be Chavham, sorry Chatham - home of the chav ( oh so I was right first time! ) biggrin
I read in my local paper (The Brighton & Hove Evening Argus) that Brighton is by far the GAYEST city in the UK. In fact they said it went without saying. Now I can go out without copping a rogering, so I'm sure you can go out safely enough in Nottingham!
How do you 'cop a roger'?
The mind boggles
(well, my mind does anyway)
lol :lol:
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How do you 'cop a roger'?
The mind boggles
(well, my mind does anyway)
lol :lol:

Southern speak Freckle :lol:
Venusxxx
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How do you 'cop a roger'?
The mind boggles
(well, my mind does anyway)
lol :lol:

Southern speak Freckle :lol:
Venusxxx
That would explain it then rolleyes
:lol:
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid smile )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...

Pick me up on your way wink
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid smile )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...

Pick me up on your way wink
Errr...Are you sure? I may not be able to protect you from the hordes of lean, muscular tattooed leather-clad, sex-crazed punks, goths, skins and bikers that apparently roam our city. I am afraid they may drag you off somewhere for hours and hours of prolonged sexual torture and molestation.
Are you really sure you've thought this through? :wink:

Can we all come??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
lol
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Update
confused
Sunday...The day after the night before.
How odd! We weren't beaten up at all; nor were we shot at, spat at, spewed-up on, shagged to death by underage nymphets / chavs, chased through the city, mickey-finned, propositioned, offered drugs, molested, murdered or arrested.
mad VERY DISAPPOINTING :x
Mrs & I are beginning to wonder if the report we read in that bastion of truth "The Daily Mail" was made up :!: :!: :!:
If they made it up...Hate to think what they'd say about Swinging or Dogging. rolleyes
What is the World coming to when you can't believe the media. tsk. tsk.
Perhaps they read your post and bottled it? wink
lhk
Kat
ha, see you all in the Sir john for a pint later then?!
I used to drink in the Falcon, where the real Withnail hung out, very exciting, except he was an utter drunken fool.
You're best off getting out of Lenton, it'll be all those students that are causing the trouble wink
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Mmmmm...
Saturday night.
In the most dangerous city in England...according to the Daily Mail today (which I don't read c'us it's a tabloid smile )
If I go out there tonight I am likely to be beaten up, spewed up on, shot, shagged to death by drunken underage girls, chased through the suburbs by warring drug gangs, offered crack-cocaine on every street corner...
Fuck it, where's my coat...

Pick me up on your way wink
Errr...Are you sure? I may not be able to protect you from the hordes of lean, muscular tattooed leather-clad, sex-crazed punks, goths, skins and bikers that apparently roam our city. I am afraid they may drag you off somewhere for hours and hours of prolonged sexual torture and molestation.
Are you really sure you've thought this through? :wink:

Oh yes i'm sure :wink: :wink:
Quote by DoctorP
ha, see you all in the Sir john for a pint later then?!
I used to drink in the Falcon, where the real Withnail hung out, very exciting, except he was an utter drunken fool.
You're best off getting out of Lenton, it'll be all those students that are causing the trouble wink

/me sobs as he sees another student basher raising his ugly head