please explain as if you were explaining to an idiot-say no more

Quote by biggirllover
I've seen that in my area there are a few clubs.I gather from what I read hough as a single guy I may not be as a complete novice what have I to expect when visiting a club.I am too nervous to find out myself
please explain as if you were explaining to an idiot-say no more
Quote by biggirllover
I think it's going to be the only way-but I'll need a courage were your first times??
BTW was that picture taken in MacDonalds I know I have trouble getting the last bit out of a milkshake