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midlands male 39 or a porn star

midlands male39
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allgoneman
Orgasminator
ok i know this one is tough for you, and it is aimed mainly but not completely at the ladies, lets face it im spoiling you now.
bluexxx
Sex God
YEAH! It worked that time. Guess who I voted for Mids :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dawnie
Sex God
Nice arse but I'd need to see a face before I decided biggrin
Dawn :silly:
marmalaid
Sex God
Looks like your horizons should be expanded Mids...
Dawn, I've seen the face, go for the porn star, because, like the face of mermaids once you've seen it you'll never be able to take your eyes off it until you are destroyed...
Marms.
mids
Forum Virgin
my horizons are quite happy where they are mate ,
Jags
Sex God
Too tough to call - will sit on the fence!!
lol :lol:
RSAB2
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Nice arse but I'd need to see a face before I decided biggrin
Dawn :silly:

Me too!
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Mids if I was gay I would vote for you matey.
Hmmmm I wonder how many votes you have from WBN..... lol
Missy
Sex God
I was just talking to Neilinleeds last night about Porn Stars ..... he was trying to perfect his moves and thought that carrying two imaginary rolls of carpet under your arms looked good rolleyes
I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise ........... so expect this 'strut' at the NW munch :lol2: ...... and no laughing ok wink
So gimme the normal guy any day :twisted: the porn star does nothing for me. Far to aware of themselves and their angles etc confused
Missy
Sex God
And is it my telly or are all pornstars orange? dunno
AlanStone
Orgasminator
I didn't know you had 11 mates who would vote for you, me thinking it is a bit like BB fixed.
DreamerHelen
Sex God
I voted for you hun....I agree with Judy, porn stars are ten a penny (although I say again, Ron Jeremy is HOT!!! LoL)
allgoneman
Orgasminator
i put this up because i thought you lot could all take the piss
Missy
Sex God
Quote by midlandsmale39
i put this up because i thought you lot could all take the piss and have a laugh at my expense , no other reason , i should have known better really, you are all too kind lol.
redface

Oi Mids, get yer knob out!!!! ya wuss!!!
How can we judge which we want without having yer package emailed for a good viewing cool
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by midlandsmale39
imsaving that for a veryu special girl i know one day she might say yes please, sorry babes , its hers all hers , not for sharing , oh and er yes im a wuss

Errrrrr mids, I was kiddin you know :shock:
Misschief - feeling a right berk lol
AlanStone
Orgasminator
So you should be showing your arse in public.
allgoneman
Orgasminator
aw come on al your next mate get your arse out for the ladies
sexysusie
Forum Virgin
hiya, sexyarse ive voted for you. do you wanna show me a good time, i needsomeone to cheer me up :love:
sexysusie
Forum Virgin
have you gone to bed. wheres your arse gone
allgoneman
Orgasminator
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/12098/3700.html
try here for all the attentionyou could wish for , but not from me sue ggood luck
sexysusie
Forum Virgin
huh. 81%. well, well, well.
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by Jags
Too tough to call - will sit on the fence!!
lol :lol:

Jags;
Please don't sit on the fence... Just think of the splinters up your bum (not nice at all)
:lol: :lol:
Paul xx
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I was just talking to Neilinleeds last night about Porn Stars ..... he was trying to perfect his moves and thought that carrying two imaginary rolls of carpet under your arms looked good rolleyes
I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise ........... so expect this 'strut' at the NW munch :lol2: ...... and no laughing ok wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
awwww MissChief you didn't have to rub it in! i got the message! i'm working on alternative struts as we speak! i may come back to you for further advice on the subject! ;-)
n x x x x x
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by Fun365
Too tough to call - will sit on the fence!!
lol :lol:

Jags;
Please don't sit on the fence... Just think of the splinters up your bum (not nice at all)
:lol: :lol:
Paul xx
Oh shit... Just realised that you might think that I was suggesting that your bum was not not nice redface I meant the splinters would not be nice
Paul