I stole this from " the other forum" to lighten the mood around here :P
See if you can add anymore of your own.....
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. - Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. - Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. - Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls pack their toothbrush. - Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
Good girls prefer the missionary position. - Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
Good girls say, "No." - Bad girls say, "When?"
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. - Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
Good girls wax their floors. - Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls wear high heels to work. - Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
I PERSONALLY AM A BAD GIRL....
Good girls spit it out - Bad girls swallow - Very bad girls gargle then swallow!
Good girls look within the man - Bad girls want the man within them.
Good girl or bad girl.......could i have abit of both?
Good girls say good night – Bad girls say good morning!
Good girls pray before bed - Bad girls pray there is a man in it.
Some good girls can turn out to very bad girls
its just persuading them to be
Good girls wear nice heels, bad girls wear fuck me heels
Good girls spend ages choosing which pants to wear so there is no VPL - Bad girls just don't wear any pants
Good girls watch players on the pitch - Bad girls join them in the showers :twisted:
good girls ARE anal
bad girls DO anal
(Edit: and very bad girls do double penetration)
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Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go everywhere
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Good girls have dinner on the first date.
Bad girls have breakfast.
(Very bad girls skip breakfast because their mouths are still full)
good girls go to church...
bad girls do it in the graveyeard!
Good girls run past the ann summers shop in embarrassment, bad girls have all the sex toy websites on their pc favourites list and know the catalogue numbers by heart!
Good girls wear long nightgowns to bed, bad girls wear a collar and cuffs
good girls get told sweet nothings
bad girls get told they are soooooooooooooo bad at regular intervals :twisted:
( well I get told I'm soooooooooo bad :P )