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Good on the dancefloor = good in bed?
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Sex God
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Oh dear im in trouble if its true
Bi-Guy-Notts
Dont worry mate - I am a crap dancer but allegedly a half decent shag! :twisted: :twisted:
is that the top or bottom half Roger :giggle:
Warming the Bed
lissa!! pete dance well that would be one to see lol
i think of my self as a dancer, but between the sheets well i'm like any man on here and say i don't disapoint, but thats for them to find out!!!
rich
i think of my self as a dancer, but between the sheets well i'm like any man on here and say i don't disapoint, but thats for them to find out!!!
rich
Quote by hotrod39
It's an old wive's tale that a man who's good at shaking his bootie on the dancefloor is soneone who's going to give a lady a good time between the sheets... bearing in mind how crap most men are at dancing, is that true??
Dunno really, I've never tried dancing with my tongue :twisted:
I agree with you Cambridge guy, I prefer a guy to dance badly than to stand like a spare part. Just shows you can have a good time and not worry bout what others are thinking. As i type this Blue is watching, he is of course an excellent dancer ( I believe he taught Mr Timberlake everything he knows....) I never believe tripe like that, like guys with big feet have big cocks. Come on just shake your booties....
Quote by zana2000
I think good dancers are often great shags. However it has nothing to do with altletic ability or stamina, its just that men who are unhinibiteed enough to get up and dance, (whilst theirmates are sat down clutching their pints and pretending to be deeply engrosed in their conversations), are simply far less reseved in bed.
OOHHH SH*t ... Is that the impression we 'non' dancers make?? Then I'm dead in the beer... so to speak cos when it comes to the dancing I'm more like :taz: .. (damned dangerous)...lol Although I will admit to being a bit of a Jive master in my youth.. <<< is an ex Brighton rocker (Drapes and drainpipes etc), and truth to tell.., I never seemed to be short of a lass to share my time with back then. and it got better as the years progressed and I took up the microphone :karaoke: and pretended to be Freddy Mercury in a tribute band.. (oh that was fun) lol.., but all good things must come crashing down.. and I did just that.. 16feet to the dance floor.. sorta buggered me up for dancin... now I have a sorta flat panel back.. but I still love the music and to watch the dancers through the base of the beer glass.. and the lasses.... well I've gone from hero to zero it would seem... so it would compute you're more likely to dance her knickers off than to talk em off
butwhat the hell it was fun while it lasted....lol Oh and I'm not gettin any complaints in the bedroom, (on the few occasions I have company), well maybe just the one about the winching me into position heeheehee! 
Sex God
Quote by Marcuso
Dunno really, I've never tried dancing with my tongue :twisted:
Ahh, but have you ever tried dancing without it?
Sex God
Quote by Marcuso
Dunno really, I've never tried dancing with my tongue :twisted:
Ahh, but have you ever tried dancing without it?
I did once. One young lady in a rope dress stole it and tried answering the door with it. :twisted: :D :twisted:
Surely you weren't without your tongue then... more it was tied in a knot with shock!
Wonder if WBB knows that you had tongue that night!?? :twisted:
Next time can I watch??? :twisted:
Gem. x -certified filthy little minx and very good dancer! :D
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
Just wondered what Michael Flatley is like in bed.....................
A fidget
Quote by little gem
Dunno really, I've never tried dancing with my tongue :twisted:
Ahh, but have you ever tried dancing without it?
I did once. One young lady in a rope dress stole it and tried answering the door with it. :twisted: :D :twisted:
Surely you weren't without your tongue then... more it was tied in a knot with shock!
Tied up in the knots on THAT dress........lol
Wonder if WBB knows that you had tongue that night!?? :twisted:
SHHHHHHHHH!!
Next time can I watch??? :twisted:
If anything like that happened........you'd be more than welcome......but I think Tonguey might have something to say about it :twisted: :twisted:
Gem. x -certified filthy little minx and very good dancer! :D
Sex God
Marcuso! THAT dress has been retired for a while to give people a chance to recover from the hideous sight!
A basis of finishing with one of my boyfriends was cos he wouldn't shag me on top of the washing machine. Or was it just the fact he was a crap shag washing machine or not???
I was adament it would save me loads of time with the household chores... but he was soooo boring in that department, along with all the other depts... apart from dancing. He loved dancing and was ok at it but was very very crap at sexual things.
I'm still not convinced that Dancing and sex are linked. :? i think someone should do an experiment to find out.
Gem. x
THAT dress has been retired for a while to give people a chance to recover from the hideous sight! Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Bet Jordan has some good moves... :twisted: Oh is this topic only related to men?Because there is a distinct difference in Womens performance. What I ponder could be the tell tale for women's perfomance between the sheets? Or on the washing machine? :confused:
A basis of finishing with one of my boyfriends was cos he wouldn't shag me on top of the washing machine. Or was it just the fact he was a crap shag washing machine or not???
I was adament it would save me loads of time with the household chores... but he was soooo boring in that department, along with all the other depts... apart from dancing. He loved dancing and was ok at it but was very very crap at sexual things.
I'm still not convinced that Dancing and sex are linked. :? i think someone should do an experiment to find out.
Gem. x
A basis of finishing with one of my boyfriends was cos he wouldn't shag me on top of the washing machine. Or was it just the fact he was a crap shag washing machine or not???
I was adament it would save me loads of time with the household chores... but he was soooo boring in that department, along with all the other depts... apart from dancing. He loved dancing and was ok at it but was very very crap at sexual things.
I'm still not convinced that Dancing and sex are linked. i think someone should do an experiment to find out.
Gem. x
Well I have never been accused of being shy
I think I will take the challenge.... :thumbup:
I was adament it would save me loads of time with the household chores... but he was soooo boring in that department, along with all the other depts... apart from dancing. He loved dancing and was ok at it but was very very crap at sexual things.
I'm still not convinced that Dancing and sex are linked.
i think someone should do an experiment to find out. Gem. x
Well I have never been accused of being shy
I think I will take the challenge.... :thumbup: Warming the Bed
well they always say women are multi taskers, doing wash and making out well on you as for your ex love well, if my over half want to clean up as we made out i'd be all for it#
hmmm... i wonder if she could make tea at the same time?????
rich
hmmm... i wonder if she could make tea at the same time?????
rich
Quote by rich18uk
well they always say women are multi taskers, doing wash and making out well on you as for your ex love well, if my over half want to clean up as we made out i'd be all for it#
hmmm... i wonder if she could make tea at the same time?????
rich
If she's gonna make tea you guys need some roller skates...
Warming the Bed
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Bet Jordan has some good moves... :twisted: Oh is this topic only related to men?
Hmmm, DaytimePlayboy, that sounds like a runner for a fresh thread. Go for it, my son!
Went to a party with my wife. One of her work mates. Now, I do like to boogie and I do tend to let the beat of the music get inside me. Anyway. I was dancing with a few of my wifes work mates (all female) when one of them says, "I bet he's good shag". She is one hot woman as well. I dread to think what will happen if we are ever alone together.
Sex God
I know this is an old thread but I think it's a good question.
And, I used to think it was true... men who were great dancers seemed to be good shags but I can now categorically state that - in my experience at least - there is no correlation between dancing and shagging skills.
What say you?
And, I used to think it was true... men who were great dancers seemed to be good shags but I can now categorically state that - in my experience at least - there is no correlation between dancing and shagging skills.
What say you?
Sex God
If it were true, then why do you never hear anyone say 'phwaor- i'd give that Lionael Blair one!'
Reference the jordan bit - well we have seen the vids of her on the web and she looks dreadful in bed
Mr new is a dreadful but enthusiastic dancer - but as mr and mrs new are both musicians - we tend to use the old "we are musicians" get out of jail card when the music comes on
mr new is even more perturbed since hearing this adage - since he used to work in the sex industry and now wonders whether he was paid for his mis-performance
Mr new is a dreadful but enthusiastic dancer - but as mr and mrs new are both musicians - we tend to use the old "we are musicians" get out of jail card when the music comes on
mr new is even more perturbed since hearing this adage - since he used to work in the sex industry and now wonders whether he was paid for his mis-performance
Quote by New_eastmids
Reference the jordan bit - well we have seen the vids of her on the web and she looks dreadful in bed
Mr new is a dreadful but enthusiastic dancer - but as mr and mrs new are both musicians - we tend to use the old "we are musicians" get out of jail card when the music comes on
mr new is even more perturbed since hearing this adage - since he used to work in the sex industry and now wonders whether he was paid for his mis-performance
How does the 'we are musicians' bit work ? I may just change my profession if it works well
