Credit to Billy Bragg for this one...
What's the difference between a bus and the BNP?
A bus has seats and is going somewhere.
What have Mrs Clegg, Gordon and Cameron got in common?
They all know what Nicks cock tastes like
(you didnt specify that the jokes should be good or in good taste)
You mean 6th May wasn't a joke ?
:sad:
OMG !!!