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Sex God
Yep, that's why I'm back on here, and not working smile
Warming the Bed
Quick question blue?
Is liasions open during the daytime - I know they offer 'massages etc' but I mean as a club??
Recommended or not ?
Sex God
Cumclaire - I don't know whether Liaisons is open in the day or not, but I think it's just massage til 8pm in the week. That's just going off what I recall from their web site, so don't quote me on that. They definately have a couples only session on Sunday afternoons tho.
I would definately recommend their bi nights - they are HOT :P :P :P
I will be there on Tues come hell or high water!
I've never been to their greedy girls night but I've heard from several people that they're pretty good, I suppsoe it depends on what your "thing" is - definately worth checking out tho 8)
Warming the Bed
56.......... Lets see how we compare!
Cheers Mark.
Warming the Bed
Mark,
Have you noticed that the clock for time of all the posts is out by 1 hour?
Boy am I bored!!! Shall I do some work.....?
Warming the Bed
31 ! - praps I should get out more!
Warming the Bed
31, What did you get the 1/2 score for?
Chris
Warming the Bed
31 is my 'yes' count!
do I double it?
that would make 62!!! maybe i should stay in more :twisted:
Warming the Bed
If 31 is your yes score, then 19 is your No score therefore 38 is your purity level. So not too pure at all. It is me who should get out more!!
Not too certain about the goat bit though lol
Sex God
I scored 42 I think, 21 no answers x 2, so yeah 42 - is that good, bad or ugly?
Warming the Bed
ah !
thanks x
Not very switched on today, think you're right Mark, it is the streaks in my hair!!!
Love and kisses
Claire
Warming the Bed
Lower the score, the more impure you are! Looks like I am an angel by comparison! Think I will work on that :twisted:
Now, any offers to help me?
Chris
Warming the Bed
As long as there are no goats involved!!!
Sex God
It's out of 100, so 42 would be towards the naughty end, but only just - I need to get naughtier, I don't fancy the dog or goat options but I'm going to go through the list again and see if anything tickles my fancy - anything to reduce my score wink
Warming the Bed
These are the ones I need help with!
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
All help and suggestions welcome!
Warming the Bed
Can help you with 14!!!!
:twisted:
58 sad
And that is only if against a tree counts as up a tree. And If we can count the back of a Stagecoach coach on the m4 as a stage, and if no one cares.
And if being live on telly includes plugging the video camera so you can watch on telly as you do it.
otherwise I'm a 60 something.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Goats, the dead, foxes, dogs and any other variety of beast is out completely - the others, I'm sure you can get some help with. I've put a few suggestion below:
high on grass - that's easy to resolve!
with the teach - enroll on a night school course
strapped to a rack - bit tricky! try a fetish club!
in a box - hmmmm, strange, again try a fetish club!
in a tree - now I said yes to that, but it was more against a tree, is that cheating?
more than three - now, we're talking!!!
Have you done it with ropes and chains - ooohhh cool!
in your mouth - even cooler
Sex God
I got 32 - don't know if I am pure or pastuerised??? Don't fancy the 'dead', 'goat' etc! Someone tell me my naughty rating please???
redface
Jags
x
Sex God
The lower the score the naughtier you are - you are officially VERY NAUGHTY!
Sex God
lol biggrin smile 8) redface :P :shock:
yeeha!!!! Love that idea - as a 'responsible' person I just love the thought of being officially wicked, naughty, dirty and sexy - cheers!
Jags
hugs and snogs to all that want them
x x
Sex God
Well, I scored 42 so you're naughtier than me - I promise to do much better in future redface surprisedops: :oops:
Any offers to make me naughtier gratefully accepted, well, if you're a goat, fox, dog, dead person etc, forget it confused
Any offers to make me naughtier gratefully accepted, well, if you're a goat, fox, dog, dead person etc, forget it

I have it on good authority that Pete means rock in greek, goat in russian, fox in chineses (chinneses?), dog in several polynesian languages, and many peat bogs contain the bodies of dead people.
There you go, four holes in one.
Now, I am off to the office for a while.
lhk
Pete
x
Warming the Bed
Pick any 14 you like! not involving the animal species!
blondes have more fun dont they? worked for me anyway
:twisted:
Warming the Bed
Okay now being Blonde this was EXTREMELY hard for me to do but................. I got 20 x's so I think I'm impure. evil :evil: :evil: ... my score would be 40.
It has room for improvement thou! There is one or two I'd like to work on. :twisted:
Admittedly I said yes to the mitts......... do rubber gloves count? redface
Can I just add being a natural blonde I also wondered about the more fun thing so I dyed it red.......... Blondes DEFINATELY have way more fun. think its the incapability of knowing you're doing something you shouldn't! lol :lol: :lol:
Warming the Bed
CumClaire,
Looking for your help on these!!!
Have you done it with the teach? Could you dress up for me?
Have you done it strapped to a rack? Rack of Lamb???
Have you done it in a tree? Hmmmmmm?
Have you done it with more than three? Yes please!
Have you done it wearing mitts? Can be arranged.
Have you done it in a church? Does shouting Oh My God count?
Have you done it on the stage? Sure Luvvie
Have you done it in your mouth? Someone else's yes, my own, not yet!
Have you done it while on tape? Nope but should be easy!
Have you done it whilst you pee? Could be tricky!
Have you done it in the gym? Well I have come out of the Gym feeling Fu*ked so soes that count?
Replies please!
Chris
Sex God
Now THAT cheered up this very miserable person today!!! Thanks
lol
(nothing worse than a BAD day at coal face, tomorrow is another day!)
Jags
confused
Warming the Bed
I'll dress up for you you naughty boy! I'm sure we could work our way through that list, get you down to 10!!!! lol
Love and kisses
Claire
xxx