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In order to survey penis size, the government would like all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross onto their vehicle.
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Quote by foxyandbeasty
In order to survey penis size, the government would like all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross onto their vehicle.
What about those that hang a white flag with red cross from their bedroom windows??? Does that mean they're being inpsected at that time
Master of Sex
thats why men are so bad at parking. They keep telling women that
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Pardon me for being un-PC but what is wrong with those patriotic folk who want to support our national team and display our national flag? Is it suggested that we do not support our team in this tournament? If my memory serves me right, the whole country was absorbed with the Rugby World Cup and The Ashes, why should this be any different?
I admit that I would not attach the flag to my car or house (except perhaps if war loomed) but I cannot stand by and hear others belittle those that do. To assume that flying the flag dictates class or some sort of social position is something that I find quite hypocritical from a group of people who are themselves often attacked by others less understanding.
It seems all too common to berate such easy targets as those that fly our country's flag. Perhaps we should remember that it is only through the passion of those who fought and had pride in our nation that we are able to enjoy the freedom of expression that we all enjoy today.
I don't want to bitch (being such a newbie poster) but take it easy guys.
I admit that I would not attach the flag to my car or house (except perhaps if war loomed) but I cannot stand by and hear others belittle those that do. To assume that flying the flag dictates class or some sort of social position is something that I find quite hypocritical from a group of people who are themselves often attacked by others less understanding.
It seems all too common to berate such easy targets as those that fly our country's flag. Perhaps we should remember that it is only through the passion of those who fought and had pride in our nation that we are able to enjoy the freedom of expression that we all enjoy today.
I don't want to bitch (being such a newbie poster) but take it easy guys.
Quote by fityorksmale
Pardon me for being un-PC but what is wrong with those patriotic folk who want to support our national team and display our national flag? Is it suggested that we do not support our team in this tournament?
Perhaps this thread was started by a scot?
But I woulda thought England would get the royal treatment being the only British team in the finals? Master of Sex
errrrrrr
it was a joke???
it was a joke???
Master of Sex
oh. and we are English!
This is funny
One thing that has become the norm during the run up to major football tournaments are the George Cross flags. I've only ever bought one, which flew proudly from the Galaxy's window for about two miles before we generated enough drag for the thing to pull free of the car. Wouldn't have been so bad but the goddamn thing took the rear window with it. It could have been worse: a £2,500 fine or three penalty points is an option for drivers flying flags incorrectly as under the Road Traffic Act of 1998, for drivers who obscure the windows of their vehicles can get done. More serious charges could be brought if flags that stick out of the side of a vehicle injure pedestrians and cyclists (wouldn't that be a shame...)
Motorists are being urged to check that their clip-on window flags are properly attached before driving anywhere. I however, advise you to check the window too. The Po-lice however are more concerned with your flag's effect of their horses though...
(see link below)
One thing that has become the norm during the run up to major football tournaments are the George Cross flags. I've only ever bought one, which flew proudly from the Galaxy's window for about two miles before we generated enough drag for the thing to pull free of the car. Wouldn't have been so bad but the goddamn thing took the rear window with it. It could have been worse: a £2,500 fine or three penalty points is an option for drivers flying flags incorrectly as under the Road Traffic Act of 1998, for drivers who obscure the windows of their vehicles can get done. More serious charges could be brought if flags that stick out of the side of a vehicle injure pedestrians and cyclists (wouldn't that be a shame...)
Motorists are being urged to check that their clip-on window flags are properly attached before driving anywhere. I however, advise you to check the window too. The Po-lice however are more concerned with your flag's effect of their horses though...
(see link below)
which flew proudly from the Galaxy's window for about two miles before we generated enough drag for the thing to pull free of the car. Wouldn't have been so bad but the goddamn thing took the rear window with it.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Bloody Ford's
Sorry x
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Quote by foxyandbeasty
In order to survey penis size, the government would like all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross onto their vehicle.
That's why I have 4 of them on my car! :grin:
