Grant a wish, make a wish

11 Aug 2011

In every good story getting a wish granted usually doesnt work out as planned.
You have to grant the wish of the person above you but point out why it all goes wrong :twisted:
You must then make a wish of your own.
EG

Quote by Big_Fraser
I wish it was easier to get swinging meets

Quote by Evil_fairy
Granted: Everyones now a swinger, but this includes your grandparents and they keep popping round on their way to fuck your neighbours!
:evil2:
I wish I was a good fairy

Ok its wishing time:
I wish it would stay sunny long enough to make a plan to enjoy it :lol2:

11 Aug 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
I wish it would stay sunny long enough to make a plan to enjoy it :lol2:

Quote by Glinda The Good Witch
Granted: I hearby declare by the power invested in me in the Kingdom of Oz, that it is now forever sunny. However, you are compelled to wear budgie smugglers forever-and-a-day, surrounded only by homo-lulus that have recently acquired a liking for taking the ‘scratch and sniff’ approach to making new friends :rascal:

OK, my wish:
That I can secretly become invisible for a day and join the England Rugby team post-match in the showers innocent

11 Aug 2011

Quote by bIoke
OK, my wish:
That I can secretly become invisible for a day and join the England Rugby team post-match in the showers

Granted, unfortunately one of the players decides to towel whip the guy you are invisibly rimming at the time, he takes one of your ears clean off!
I wish preston was more exciting...

11 Aug 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
I wish preston was more exciting...

If you're talking about your boyfriend, I've heard he is ;)
If you're talking about the place... granted:
Preston is now the most exciting place in the whole of exctingdom but unfortunately your job has just meant a transfer to here:

Is someone else going to play now or are we going to be forced to just get this over with and shag until we can't breathe? evil

11 Aug 2011

i stayed in the tickled trout in preston some years back and had a wild time wink

11 Aug 2011

I wish chocolate was good for you.

11 Aug 2011

Wow that place is more boring :shock:

Quote by bIoke
Is someone else going to play now or are we going to be forced to just get this over with and shag until we can't breathe?

You didnt say I wish so NOT granted flipa

Quote by Lizaleanrob
i stayed in the tickled trout in preston some years back and had a wild time

If you wanna have another wild night there all you gotta do is say I wish ... :rascal:

Quote by foxylady2209
I wish chocolate was good for you.

Granted, now everyone is forced to eat 20 bars of chocolate a day by the nanny state, it takes all the fun out of easter eggs and those advent calendars I used to love as a child :sad:
I wish I didnt have to travel 600 miles in a van over the next two days...........

11 Aug 2011

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11 Aug 2011

Granted but you have to share a bed with me AND minx.
I wish I had a new bathroom.

12 Aug 2011

I wish I had a new bathroom.
Granted. But now it's got a glass floor and is built above a busy shopping centre.
I wish my salary would quadruple and the workload halve...

12 Aug 2011

Quote by orch80
I wish my salary would quadruple and the workload halve...

Granted but everyone else gets the same deal, hyper inflation follows and you need a million quid to get a round in at the pub :cheers:
I wish I could speak every language in the world......

12 Aug 2011

Granted but it only works in the Uk so you only understand the insults you have suffered abroad when you get home.
I wish I could self fellate.

12 Aug 2011

I wish I could self fellate.
Granted.
But now you have razor sharp fangs two inches long.
I wish I could become invisible at will.

12 Aug 2011

Quote by orch80
I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted... except if you get an erection then your invisibility cloak is immediately vanished and you're exposed to all! :twisted:
I wish I could sing.

12 Aug 2011

Quote by noladreams
I wish I could sing.

Granted but you can only sing the rude version of everything and get invigted to sign at your local Women's Institute AGM.
I wish I could fly (no I'm not a green hand puppet) I always wanted to fly.

12 Aug 2011

Granted but only 8 feet off the ground when you are naked.
I wish I was a wild west hero.

13 Aug 2011

I wish I was a wild west hero.
Granted, but your guns only shoot jelly beans and your horse is actually an agoraphobic goat.
I wish I had won that monster euromillions jackpot a few weeks ago... Sigh...