"no, bugger off youlow down piece of filth... you revolt me. you sicken me. my flesh crawls at the thought of you"
....
"sorry...oh, the time?...errrm, twenty past eleven"
lp
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Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
"no, bugger off youlow down piece of filth... you revolt me. you sicken me. my flesh crawls at the thought of you"
....
"sorry...oh, the time?...errrm, twenty past eleven"
lp
You can't be that subtle Lp the person you say these things to has to understand.
Sex God
I remember once in a bar in France on a particularly busy night I was having a drink with my elder sister and her fella when a drinken group of Scouse fellas decided to start picking on her. One of them stood behind her and whipped out his tackle and shouted wittily "What dyou think of that luv ?"
She turned slowly and didnt bat an eyelid replying
" Ah thats cute.....just like a cock only smaller"
She turned slowly and didnt bat an eyelid replying
" Ah thats cute.....just like a cock only smaller"
Mod
My ex gf was chatted up with the "Where have you been all my life" line
To which she repiled .. "Well for most of it ,I wasn't born"
Guy went away in tears
:lol:
To which she repiled .. "Well for most of it ,I wasn't born"
Guy went away in tears
:lol: 
Sexpert
You must be depriving a village somewhere of its idiot
Don't you have a pie eating contest to get to?
Don't you have a pie eating contest to get to?
Sex God
My aunt on the phone to a heavy breather.....
him:if you can guess what I've got in my other hand you can have it
her:if you can get it in one hand I don't want it
him:if you can guess what I've got in my other hand you can have it
her:if you can get it in one hand I don't want it
