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Forum Virgin
Hello,
Having run out of windmills to tilt at, I thought I would stop here awhile and refresh my horses and my useless servant Sancho.
I am, of course, a nobleman.
I am here to protect the honour of any Ladies who require the services of a dashing Knight and his trusty lance.
I am away but I will speak again
Adieu
Don Quixote!
Oh goodness me.... A gentleman joining the forum.......
Welcome :welcome:
It may be a little quiet this weekend as most of the people have gone to the munch, but put your feet up and enjoy..... wink
Shireen
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Aah, ANOTHER gentleman joins lol ! Welcome aboard, hope you have fun!
Mal
:lol:
Quote by shireen-steve
Oh goodness me.... A gentleman joining the forum.......

Oi!!! :shock: :shock: ......There are already some gentlemen on the forum. I always say please first and thank you afterwards! :twisted:
Steve drinkies
Quote by steveg_nw
Oh goodness me.... A gentleman joining the forum.......

Oi!!! :shock: :shock: there are already some gentlemen on the forum. I always say please first and thank you afterwards! :twisted:
Steve drinkies
Erm............... redface surprisedops:
*Thinks quickly*
Aaahhhh Steveg but this gentleman is a "nobleman", different league to yourself I'm afraid.....
Shireen
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*Mops her brow and wonders if she got away with that one
I'll be an acting nobleman tonight..................drunk as a lord I believe the term is! drinkies
Steve cool
Quote by steveg_nw
I'll be an acting nobleman tonight..................drunk as a lord I believe the term is! drinkies
Steve cool

*Sighs....
There's no need to rub it in you know..... mad
Shireen
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Really hopes that someone will remember to take pictures tonight....
Forum Virgin
I thank ye for this welcome; I am at your service for the short time that I, and my squire Sancho Panza, shall rest our heads beneath your roof. Our quest is to confront evil, base nature and dishonour, wherever we find it. Ye seem a goodly crew: kind in heart and generous of spirit; I look forward to protecting the weak, innocent and over-burdened. Already, I spy damsels that excite me within my knightly breast. Have no fear, though I tarry but a while, I shall be thy champion...
I AM
DON QUIXOTE!!
Quote by Don Quixote
Already, I spy damsels that excite me within my knightly breast

*phew* Misread that first time around as "knightly beast"! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Hi Don, hope you have some fun here. And your "knightly beast" too. smile
Roger.
I don't think that Don Quixote would have styled himself as a "knight", but I must say I admire his use of colons and semi-colons. And perhaps we should invite him to the next "La muncha".
Miguel Del Norte
(can be very "norte")
Forum Virgin
Quote by MikeNorth
I don't think that Don Quixote would have styled himself as a "knight", but I must say I admire his use of colons and semi-colons. And perhaps we should invite him to the next "La muncha".
Miguel Del Norte
(can be very "norte")

Senor Del Norte,
I thank you for your kind words. You are correct in your observation that I was not originally a Knight:I was an Hidalgo, of noble blood, but born to take up the lance of a Knight errant. Since 1605 I have travelled the land, seeking to destroy injustice, punish evil and find my Lady Dulcinea de Toboso. I was, as you will know, knighted properly by the keeper of an inn, which I believed to be an enchanted place. I am also called 'The Sorrowful Knight'. But enough. I have giants to kill
DON QUIXOTE!!
Good evening, Don Quixote and welcome from an increasingly infrequent visitor!
wink
Salut!
Sexlightened
So another eloquent and skilled tongue joins our fold. :welcome:
Sex God
Don't be fooled! mad :x :x
Disguise only works when the poser is a master artist rather than a piss artist!
:x
Quote by Jags
Don't be fooled! mad :x :x
Disguise only works when the poser is a master artist rather than a piss artist!
:x

Me thinks that Jags knows who Don really is..... wink
Shireen
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Sex God
We ALL know who Don really WAS! Thanks Fred for helping me sort things out properly... shit always floats to the top!
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
We ALL know who Don really WAS! Thanks Fred for helping me sort things out properly... shit always floats to the top!
lol :lol:

SOME of us dont.... sad
Shireen
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Sex God
You do now!!!
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
You do now!!!
lol :lol:

Sure do thanks hun kiss
Shireen
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I really am too nosey for my own good rolleyes Was going to bed about 3 hours ago!!
Sexlightened
Well now I'm being nosey.. I wasn't aware that he's been here before.. could someone fill me in?
All thisnobleman talk is making me feel chivalrous. Oh what would i give for a damsel in distress I could rescue. rolleyes
pah, never mind all this talk of gentlemen.... give me a savage anyday!
rolleyes
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