Greetings All

16 Nov 2003

Hi all, just thought i should say hi.
Im (another) :cry: single male from the derby area.
Not quite sure what else to say, ive had a few experiances of dogging, and love the excitement of new things.
Rest ill leave ya to find out.
smile

Nice chattin

16 Nov 2003

Welcome to here, Derbyboy. If you're not afraid to try new things and enjoy yourself, you should feel right at home :-)
But watch out for Blue and her strap-on. The doctors tell me I might be able to sit down again in a couple of weeks (and that was just from imagining it!)

16 Nov 2003

:shock:

16 Nov 2003

Welcome, Derbyboy lol

. Ignore what Djohn says about my strap-on, he's just tryin to distract me, just keep your back to the wall and you'll be fine :twisted: wink

:wink: :wink:

16 Nov 2003

owch, what an eye watering idea :cry:
Nice to be here lol

16 Nov 2003

Hi Derbyboy
As a fellow newbie, I'd like to say hello too. Enjoy - they seem like a great crowd.
Sappho xxx

16 Nov 2003

There was a young man from Derby.....
over to Sappho smile

lhk
Kat

17 Nov 2003

Thanks, Kat! I'm working on it! Now what rhymes with Derby apart from Furby...
love Sappho

17 Nov 2003

Harpy??
Thats almost as tricky as what rhymes with vibrator. :twisted:

17 Nov 2003

From Derby there cums a young man
Who makes love whenever he can
Brown hair and blue eyes
He's got a big size
And loves to go down on a woman
Lots of love
Sappho x
Ps Is finding a rhyme for vibrator a challenge?

17 Nov 2003

Quote by Sappho
Ps Is finding a rhyme for vibrator a challenge?

..and we all love a challenge..
vibrator..moderator..waiter..later.. etc..
steve
x

17 Nov 2003

Quote by Mark
Gyrator?

...regurgitator?
steve
x

17 Nov 2003

I wandered lonely as a cloud, with only a vibrator
To keep me company on long cold nights, and hopes of company later
For I would love, indeed I need to be a hip gyrator.
Behold there is the swinging crowd, could there yet be joys?
With such like-minded folk can I dispense with toys
And feel the ache assuaged by other girls and boys?
Ok, ok - it's tough doing it extempore! Somebody else's turn now!
Orally and poetically yours,
Sappho

17 Nov 2003

Excellent!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just what I needed on a dreary Monday morning - the silliness on the Cafe never fails to wake me up and make me laugh :P :P :P :P

17 Nov 2003

Here to serve, Blue!

17 Nov 2003

:shock:
Sappho wrote:

Here to serve

:shock: :shock:
There goes my imagination running wild again. Off for another lie down in a darkened room!
Sappho has just joined the Forum,
Already she's lost her decorum,
And from all girls and boys
Comes appreciative noise,
And her poems - you just can't ignore 'em!
Will

19 Nov 2003

You asked for it, Will!
Oh dearest Will, there are more words
Than you can shake a spear at,
For all the poets that went before
Wrote of love and lust;
And yet in praise again of sex
We finger on the keyboard
And present our prose, with bashful sighs
For the forum's pleasure first.
Have you come out of your darkened room, or do you require soothing some more with cool hands stroking your forehead?
Sappho x

20 Nov 2003

Awww, Sappho kiss

You asked for it, Will!

Maybe, but I never get it rolleyes

Have you come out of your darkened room

I had, now I need to go back in again wink

, or do you require soothing some more with cool hands stroking your forehead?

errrr, well something like that!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS Thanks Kit and Kat for a great evening! (it's OK, they'll never notice!!)

20 Nov 2003

Allow me to return the compliment! kiss

20 Nov 2003

A woman she bought an inflater
decked out with a whopping vibrator
she slid on with ease
and her passion did please
I wish I had been a spectator.....!
I may not be good for f*** all on this forum in replies and the likes but I do think poetically I am one of the moderators.
Poets eh....
COME ON THEN....!