greetings one and all

13 Oct 2005

im matt, hello!
i thought i better pop in for a "coffee" and introduce myself properly biggrin

21male - bi, healthy, slim and funky... lol
i enjoy good food, good music and good company,
iv only ever had two partners (excluding flings with other guys) both were long term relationships with girls whom i loved ver very much
(the flings with guys i enjoyed very very much by the way!)
although its quite out of character i want to broaden the horizons of my sexual experience. I'm very flexible - can accommodate after midnight and can travel.
previously i have turned down sex because i wasn't in love, but i wonder if i'm missing out, can sex just be fun? can it loose the seriousness of a relationship?
i'm a virgin to the swing scene (whilst we're talking virginity, anyone want to fuck my arse? mmmmm) lol
show me the ropes?
take care of yourselves you special people,
be safe and don't forget to sm smile

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peace and love x x x x x x x x x x
anything i missed out? any questions? lol

13 Oct 2005

come on, somone must want to say hello? - iv nearlly finished my "coffee" lol
x x

13 Oct 2005

hello
and welcome
can you rescale the photo please smile

13 Oct 2005

Hello Matt. Settle in and enjoy.
The only question of yours I can answer is 'No I don't want to fuck your arse'. Interesting opening question mind :shock: confused

13 Oct 2005

Hiya honey
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
Hopefully you're experiences here we help you determine your own views of sex without love and even if you don't I'm sure you'll have some fun. Enjoy!!!

13 Oct 2005

hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair! dunno

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

as you can see matt it's best to ignore some of the ladies in here cool

they just don't take men seriously lol

we are just playthings and fools to some of them biggrin

(if you're lucky)

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:
bugger you ice!!.............. just covered me key bored in tea!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:
bugger you ice!!
With what, pray tell? :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:

:rotflmao:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by tsmcbean
as you can see matt it's best to ignore some of the ladies in here

Ladies? In here? Don't bloody think so!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:
S'that why it's blue then? :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by matt_att_att
im matt, hello!
(whilst we're talking virginity, anyone want to fuck my arse? mmmmm) lol

Where is naughtynymphos and her strap-on when you need her???? :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:
S'that why it's blue then? :shock:
Yeah, it's those portaloos... terribly embarrassing when you realize you've been dangling in the Dettox. confused

13 Oct 2005

Aww bless your a baby .
hi and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven

13 Oct 2005

that coffees probably warmed up a bit now wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
hello mat...............why have you got a tampax string hanging from your hair!

Because you were in that much of a hurry to sit on his face? :lol2:
S'that why it's blue then? :shock:
Yeah, it's those portaloos... terribly embarrassing when you realize you've been dangling in the Dettox. confused

:rotflmao:
thats it .................. i have wet them now! redface

14 Oct 2005

what a welcome! thanks everyone.
you seem like a friendly bunch smile

i was initailly pretty scared, but (maybe unfortunatly for you) YOU HAVNT SCARED ME OFF!
i hope you all had a nice day, i did, i found a whole breeding ground of wild fresh water cray fish near where i work (lobster like shell fish, about the size of your hand) they were amazing to watch, and have the most beutiful royal blue claws! its where i will be reading my book and eating my sandwich watching them for lunch everyday,
its nice to break up work like that :)
have a nice evening, im getting drunk (and maybe stoned) with a load of my mates, wish you were here
peace and love for now x x x x

14 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
Hello Matt. Settle in and enjoy.
The only question of yours I can answer is 'No I don't want to fuck your arse'. Interesting opening question mind :shock:

it was kind of a "tounge in cheek" question x x x
p.s the "tampon string" in my hair was a braid dreadlock thing, my girlfriend at the time put it in my hair for the festival (the photo was taken at glastonbury)
x x x x x