dont panic!! i am curious to know what people consider essential personal grooming before a meet.
back sack and crack or just rinse it under the tap?
as for me i try and keep on top of stray facial hairs like on the nose and the dreaded monobrow, showered shaved moisturised some decent smellies and teeth cleaned job done?
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Grooming for blokes
Sex God
What I would like to see in a prospective meet.
Scrupulously clean - everywhere a tongue could go.
Hair tidy (according to its style).
Face - shaved or proper 'tach/beard. Can't stand stubble - and it's lazy not sexy.
Basement - trimmed is good - shaved is wierd (if I wanted a hairless boy I'm sure I could find one), plaitable is a little offputting.
Nails (top and bottom) clean, trimmed and smooth. Guess how painful a sharp edge can be at the wrong moment!
Working hands moisturised - 'softies' probably don't need to bother with it.
Bottle of red in one hand and a corkscrew in the other always goes down well too.
For me going to a meet? All the above apart from the need to think about the option of a 'tach/beard.
Scrupulously clean - everywhere a tongue could go.
Hair tidy (according to its style).
Face - shaved or proper 'tach/beard. Can't stand stubble - and it's lazy not sexy.
Basement - trimmed is good - shaved is wierd (if I wanted a hairless boy I'm sure I could find one), plaitable is a little offputting.
Nails (top and bottom) clean, trimmed and smooth. Guess how painful a sharp edge can be at the wrong moment!
Working hands moisturised - 'softies' probably don't need to bother with it.
Bottle of red in one hand and a corkscrew in the other always goes down well too.
For me going to a meet? All the above apart from the need to think about the option of a 'tach/beard.
Sex God
Personally I put half a tube of toothpaste in my gob then a pint of brute in the drawer slam myself in on a number 3 wash at a 1400 spin and off we go - sorted. 
dont panic!! i am curious to know what people consider essential personal grooming before a meet.
back sack and crack or just rinse it under the tap?
as for me i try and keep on top of stray facial hairs like on the nose and the dreaded monobrow, showered shaved moisturised some decent smellies and teeth cleaned job done?
worry not you would of known by now if this wasnt good enough
back sack and crack or just rinse it under the tap?
as for me i try and keep on top of stray facial hairs like on the nose and the dreaded monobrow, showered shaved moisturised some decent smellies and teeth cleaned job done?
worry not you would of known by now if this wasnt good enough
Sex God
Thankfully, if there are I've never met any... apart from one guy with dodgy teeth 
so I can't really comment.
Am sure other people have horror stories though! :lol2:
so I can't really comment.Am sure other people have horror stories though! :lol2:
Sexlightened
I expect a guy to put the same amount of effort into grooming that I do, and I don't just mean makeup and hair etc (though that's not a problem!):
Everything scrupulously clean
Shaved is great, trimmed is fine also (dependant upon your preference - a jungle is NOT happening)
Underarm hair gone or trimmed (that's a preference, as long as you're cleanr I don't mind body hair under the arms)
Deoderant
Very clean teeth
If you go the toilet, you clean yourself, thoroughly
Nails shrot and clean and smooth
I think it's a sign of courtexy to those that you meet that the least amount of effort you can make is to be groomed, smelling nice and clean from top to bottom?
Amber
I mean, us ladies even have to shave mid wax (ouch!)
Everything scrupulously clean
Shaved is great, trimmed is fine also (dependant upon your preference - a jungle is NOT happening)
Underarm hair gone or trimmed (that's a preference, as long as you're cleanr I don't mind body hair under the arms)
Deoderant
Very clean teeth
If you go the toilet, you clean yourself, thoroughly
Nails shrot and clean and smooth
I think it's a sign of courtexy to those that you meet that the least amount of effort you can make is to be groomed, smelling nice and clean from top to bottom?
Amber
I mean, us ladies even have to shave mid wax (ouch!)
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C'mon though, are there really sweaty, dirty, unshaven single blokes with foul smelling cocks turning up to meets the length and breadth of the country?
We're all pretty well groomed chaps here aren't we? Aren't we?????
nope you aint lol
wont go itto graphic details, but met a guy and when it came down to it my face went towards his crutch and the smell drove me away FAST. i declined to carry on saying id changed my mind, he got a bit huffy saying i fucking knew you were full of shit.
he left
about a week later he asked for another meet, i declined, he replied i never found you attractive anyway, i replied and you should go see a dr your cock fucking stank which is why i declined.
xx fem xx
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
A wet wipe whilst parked in a layby.
Why does that not suprise me
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
A wet wipe whilst parked in a layby.
Yes, but what do you do to clean your self?
:lol: Look men and women sweat its normal so if its a really hot day so what? However personal hygeine is important not just for meets but in every day life so I would expect that people do what they always do - wash.
oh I do this except when I go to Tesco I am a dog and intend to stay that way well I love to do a bit of slumming :lol:
oh I do this except when I go to Tesco I am a dog and intend to stay that way
well I love to do a bit of slumming :lol: 