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OK - I know I only got married to Bassman a few weeks ago biggrin
Everything was going OK - we had a great honeymoon for over 4 weeks travelling the East Coast of Australia. Once home we had a few more days chilling out till Bassman went back to work on Monday (I am not back at work till after Easter :D )
On Monday morning, Bassman got up and started getting ready for work and asked if I was getting up too. "What do I want to get up at when I have no need to" was my response to him. His reply was along the lines of "Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT - errrrrr No thanks - I'll stay in bed - to which his (supposedly lightheartidley) reply was ................."Some sort of wife you are" :twisted:
Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future
:D
ahh wedded bliss at its best :giggle:
well last night we had to put the groom to bed as he was to paraletic, fresh air hit him as we carried him to the room and you can imagine what happened next. We left him and his new bride with his head in the toilet and her cleaning the carpet.
She then came back and carried on drinking with us, and before we left we had a group photo. Bride realised new husband was not there so we all piled in to the room and jumped on the bed to have picture taken with a passed out groom.
Welcome to married life we said :giggle:
Grounds for Divorce ????
Almost certainly ! ! !
But with love, understanding, and time - he may well come to forgive you kiss
bolt
Quote by dambuster
Grounds for Divorce ????
Almost certainly ! ! !
But with love, understanding, and time - he may well come to forgive you kiss
bolt

:laughabove:
I thought he had a point as well :lol2:
I'd have made his coffee.
He'd have to drink it through a straw, mind. rolleyes
Jet lag Bernie thats what it was - lol. Hope he makes a full recovery lol.
Quote by fembernie
"Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"

Bernie
He is breaking you in gently.....
Next week it'll be making the sarnies and ironing the shirts.
Either that or breakfast will start to stretch you and it'll be dippy egg and soldiers. (damn i wish i could cook !).
Ian
Quote by fembernie
...Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future biggrin
:laughabove: Stick with it Mr. Bassman :thumbup:
You will break her soon enough! :giggle:
Pssstt.... I have a spare room if you need it bolt
Quote by fembernie
OK - I know I only got married to Bassman a few weeks ago biggrin
Everything was going OK - we had a great honeymoon for over 4 weeks travelling the East Coast of Australia. Once home we had a few more days chilling out till Bassman went back to work on Monday (I am not back at work till after Easter :D )
On Monday morning, Bassman got up and started getting ready for work and asked if I was getting up too. "What do I want to get up at when I have no need to" was my response to him. His reply was along the lines of "Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT - errrrrr No thanks - I'll stay in bed - to which his (supposedly lightheartidley) reply was ................."Some sort of wife you are" :twisted:
Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future :D
pmsl mr tyne thinks that all the time and he never learns even after 22 years so you got lot more of that to come mrs bassman lol :giggle:
Oh no, he is Mr fembernie
lol
bolt
Didn't you know Bernie thats what us women are put on this earth Not to do lol
What belongs to a woman is hers, what belongs to a man is hers too :lol:
You decided to have a lye in so have a longer lye in tomorrow :lol:
Men are like dogs - they soon get trained hun wink
bolt
come boys the women are at it again duel :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
From the "Good Wife Guide"
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

innocent
Quote by dambuster
From the "Good Wife Guide"
a ribbon in your hair .

innocent
We have all seen where you put your ribbon.......
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by dambuster
From the "Good Wife Guide"
Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

innocent
What exactly is this??????rolleyes :roll:
That would be the condesending voice Mother's use to speak to their offspring Bernie :giggle:
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused
Quote by Bassman
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused

Go to Stepford then biggrin
Quote by fembernie
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused

Go to Stepford then biggrin
That's only a couple of miles up the A11 innit ??
Quote by dambuster
From the "Good Wife Guide"

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.


Woohoo even back then swinging was part of a stable marriage ;)
What better than greeting your hubby home from work for a little FFM?
bolt
Sorry I agree with Bernie .... why get up if you have the day off?
Cx
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Quote by Bassman
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused

Wow.... touchy subject this one eh?? lol
Do I have my two pennies worth????
Shall I??
Shan't I??
Nah Fup that!!! you're on you're own mate... sorry! wink
I thought all married men knew that they always got the last words in any diagreement "YOU WERE RIGHT MY LOVE" biggrin