Group Action against Marmalaid

28 Feb 2005

If you want some more to throw in the pot then I can add the trauma that both myself and mrs davej suffered when Marmalaid kindly gave us a lift to last years NW munch from the hotel.
After getting in the back of his car, with Judy in the front seat, Marmalaid then drove with one hand and half an eye, whilst explaining and showing Judy how well his sat nav. system worked, with less and less concern for where his car was pointing, prompting a rather nice line from Judy in the calmest of voices, advising Marms that if he was to use the tarmac with the paint on it, we would all be safer because the tarmac that he was currently driving on had obstructions called pedestrians on it rotflmao

28 Feb 2005

Truffle pigging - snuffling and breathing deeply right on a persons skin.
It makes my skin go all goosebumpy and sensitive. redface

Jas
XXX

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Truffle pigging - snuffling and breathing deeply right on a persons skin.
It makes my skin go all goosebumpy and sensitive.
Jas
XXX

It would result in the perp getting a feckin right hook, from me.

28 Feb 2005

I'm with MQ on this one.....I'm disgruntled because at the Leicester Munch Marms was too shagged out to shag me..... evil

LoL

28 Feb 2005

I want to state he only kissed me once, the last time I saw him, should have had a good snog.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Mental trauma:
He holds my kids upside down, by their ankles and willfully refuses to drop them on their heads. This causes me to suffer from disappointment beyond belief.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Feb 2005

I would just like to say.....at the leicester munch ...at the afters party,his shagging woke me up at about 6 in the morning....after having just fallen asleep from an eventful night myself! :rascal:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
I would just like to say.....at the leicester munch ...at the afters party,his shagging woke me up at about 6 in the morning....after having just fallen asleep from an eventful night myself! :rascal:

Too true! Apparently, he is a serial offender on this count! I can vividly recall one instance where I was peacefully slumbering in my own bed when it suddenly turns into a "bouncy castle". I awaken and roll over, only to find Vix energetically bounding up and down upon a supine Marmalaid (and, of course, I hold him solely to blame for this). That makes two claims for loss of sleep! mad

~Reese!

28 Feb 2005

:shock:
:notes:

28 Feb 2005

And i don't think we should fall for that "i was sleep walking" excuse!!

28 Feb 2005

Hes always seemed a decent enough fella to us .

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hes always seemed a decent enough fella to us .

Yeah, he comes across as all fuckin' sweetness and light. Just wait.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by essexlady
Steph the line was, babes go get us a condom and make the tea lol, as too waking them all up its not my fault hes so noisy........ all i wanted was to get warm. Have to agree with an early statement he does love his toys and sat nav systems but ladies for all hes faults we would all like a return match! Noone else mentioned the apples marms, was that just a line for me lol
WHATEVER HE HAS, I WISH I COULD BOTTLE IT AND SELL IT ON,
i would be rich ........................waiting to be made sat special again soon xxxxxxxxx

Oh, someone had to mention the flucking apples.

28 Feb 2005

thats the other thing...just remembered..he would always nick the top of the page in the Lets Meet Again Thread.......
Never to be trusted !!!!!!!!

28 Feb 2005

Mr Laid did willfully invade my premises, and proceeded to torment VenusnMars junior, aged nine, stating, and I quote:
`It is not a party until you have made somebody elses child cry`
Where upon he stole the child`s ball, and ignoring pleas of `GIMMEEEEEEEEEE my ball back`, Mr Laid did turn aforementioned boy upsidedown proceeding to drop the victim upon his head.
Unfortunately I did not witness the `dropping on the head`, but was able to hear an audible thud, and even more audible bawling from VenusnMars junior.
Mr Laid then proceeded to call the victim `a girl`.
Trauma resulting from this visit included at least two hours of `Prima donna` behaviour from the victim thus driving his parents to despair. banghead

Hanging is too good. :huh:
Venusxxx

28 Feb 2005

Now that was cruel of him......the lowest of the low thing to do!!!!

28 Feb 2005

This is Swinging Heaven, not legal Heaven biggrin

I thought you'd be thinking of another kind of group action :eek:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by veejay
This is Swinging Heaven, not legal Heaven I thought you'd be thinking of another kind of group action :eek:

Veejay, guess who played as a group at the weekend?
PS, it's some of the people on this thread, geddit? rolleyes

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Hes always seemed a decent enough fella to us .

Yeah, he comes across as all fuckin' sweetness and light. Just wait.
So are we talking just misguided and mischievous ? Slightly bitter and nasty or out and out evil spawn of Madeley ??

28 Feb 2005

Well I STILL haven't had a shag from him! It's been HOURS since I first posted my complaint! How could he leave a woman waiting so long? Evil! evil

:twisted:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by MQ
Well I STILL haven't had a shag from him! It's been HOURS since I first posted my complaint! How could he leave a woman waiting so long? Evil! :twisted:

Sounds a right bastard to me. Totally inhuman! :shock: I am told that I am definitely human & I couldn't leave MQ without a shag, so Marms cannot possibly be human. Its obvious. Something must be done. Should the NOTW be informed? mad

28 Feb 2005

Quote by HungryP
Well I STILL haven't had a shag from him! It's been HOURS since I first posted my complaint! How could he leave a woman waiting so long? Evil! :twisted:

Sounds a right bastard to me. Totally inhuman! :shock: I am told that I am definitely human & I couldn't leave MQ without a shag, so Marms cannot possibly be human. Its obvious. Something must be done. Should the NOTW be informed? mad

Just go shag MQ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
Well I STILL haven't had a shag from him! It's been HOURS since I first posted my complaint! How could he leave a woman waiting so long? Evil! :twisted:

Sounds a right bastard to me. Totally inhuman! :shock: I am told that I am definitely human & I couldn't leave MQ without a shag, so Marms cannot possibly be human. Its obvious. Something must be done. Should the NOTW be informed? mad

Just go shag MQ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now why didn't I think of that. MQ, I'm on the way, just lookin' for me pound coin for the Tyne Tunnel.................. vroom vroom bolt

28 Feb 2005

Well I am now unable to pass a curtain without checking inside for a marmalade or considering wearing down the street.... Now suffering from acute draperphobia! All caused at the Notts munch...

28 Feb 2005

well its been ages since mrs pleasure had a shag off marms and she aint amused mad

she may be plotting to kidnap him loon

so she gets his attention

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