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Quote by flower411
do you all assume that it`s just a hollow claim to get ya knickers off ?? lol

yes :giggle:
It's an absolute pile-o-bollox. I knew a stunning bisexual lady with a very active sex life who, in her late 40's had never had an orgasm.
And no, I'd never tried! confused
Its all rubbish....
Sometimes even Shireen cant quite get to the point when we are having sex and we know exactly which buttons to press with each other so to be able to guarantee to give a woman an orgasm is ridiculous...
lmao @ their claims...I tell ya I would present more than a challenge to any man who made this claim....(personally I think my clit has fallen off!!)
:giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Bonedigger
I tell ya I would present more than a challenge to any man who made this claim....
:giggle: :giggle:

what about ladies? I do love a challenge :twisted:
Quote by sparky33
Oral with clever use of the fingers. Though fingers alone can do it.

Sparky, are you saying you believe that you can offer a guaranteed orgasm?
I can give a orgateed guaragasm if that's any use? biggrin
Quote by sparky33
Oral with clever use of the fingers. Though fingers alone can do it.

Sparky, are you saying you believe that you can offer a guaranteed orgasm?
The only thing that can be guaranteed in life is death and taxes, however, I've never failed as yet, to the best of my knowledge, and have recieved several compliments on my techniques.
Trying not to sound like a bragging school boy.
Anyone seen When Harry Met Sally?
H.x
Quote by sparky33
And most noisy orgasms are fake.

that is absolutely true... :giggle: :giggle: I fake it constantly.
Quote by flower411

And most noisy orgasms are fake.
(If that is what you are suggesting?)

How do you justify that remark when you have just stated that you`ve only ever been around for the real thing ???
Thats what I was thinking. wink
And I've had some deafeningly noisy ones when I've been able to "let go"
It might be simpler and easier all round to claim to be able to guarantee giving women fake orgasms. rolleyes
I can guarantee that I won't fake my orgasms rolleyes
Ok Ladies make an orderly que now ffs don't push I'll get to you eventually lol :lol:
Quote by woohoo
I can guarantee that I won't fake my orgasms rolleyes
Ok Ladies make an orderly que now ffs don't push I'll get to you eventually lol :lol:

Can you reach? :giggle:
bolt
Of course I can reach down and pat you on the head when youre on your knees looking up at me lol
Welcome back DG ysf and my phone still works rolleyes xxx
Quote by sparky33
Oi, hijacking is illegal don't you know mad

Only in sparky land. It's on the left, next to deluded land. Just before you reach la-la land.
Said tongue in cheek, of course. wink
Quote by winchwench
Oi, hijacking is illegal don't you know mad

Only in sparky land. It's on the left, next to deluded land. Just before you reach la-la land.
Said tongue in cheek, of course. wink
:giggle:
Some of the best and most classic threads on here are hijacks biggrin
rolleyes must be a hole round here somewhere wink
Quote by woohoo
rolleyes must be a hole round here somewhere wink

You're not planning on "patting" me on the head with that are you?! :shock:
Quote by sparky33
That arse certainly looks ripe for patting wink

Why thank you... it has been known to happen! :twisted:
Quote by flower411
We`ve all seen the claims in profiles and, indeed, on this forum.........
Men claiming that they can give any woman an orgasm.
Has anybody ever taken up the challenge or do you all assume that it`s just a hollow claim to get ya knickers off ?? lol

Whoops quoted sent without a reply now have to edit to reply! :lol:
Sorry Flower sounds like a riddle I will explain later! wink
In answer to your op...yes have tried and has worked well for me! :thrilled: :thrilled:
But I don't make loads of noice, but felt ooooo great.
But then I never made much noice having twins!
Maybe I am just a very quiet person! dunno
I'm a noisy fucker - literally. So its not uncommon for me to be building to orgasm, almost there, on the edge ... and he stops cos from the noise he assumes it's happened.
You know how on "who wants to be a millionaire" they say the questions are easy if you know the answer, well making me come if a bit like that. Some guys make me come with almost no effort and others sweat at it for ages and nothing - seems there's a bit of a knack to it lol. Anyone else like that ?
trix xxx
I'm noisy too ... although I have been a tad quieter lately.
As for faking .... the only person I cheat if I fake is me ... if he aint getting me there then I change position and guide him :twisted:
I'm not going without an orgasm and faking just to protect his ego!!!
Quote by Calista
I'm not going without an orgasm and faking just to protect his ego!!!

I am totally with you Calista ! Woohooo, you go girlfriend ! ;)
Trix xxx
Quote by sparky33
Trying not to sound like a bragging school boy.

And failing dismally by my reckoning.
Incidentally, I'm guessing that you don't list handling a shovel as part of your talents?
Quote by winchwench
Said tongue in cheek, of course. wink

Whose tongue?
Lucky bastards rolleyes
lol! Its all lies :shock:
Swinging has been very eye openning for us (once being innocent confused ). Everyone is different - so how guys are supposed to get it right first time is beyond me - let alone guarentee it.
Some women cum from oral or "manual" and not from sex; some from sex and not from oral; and some with just toys. And some lucky fuckers from anything! mad
The joy is finding out!
Quote by sparky33
Trying not to sound like a bragging school boy.

And failing dismally by my reckoning.
Incidentally, I'm guessing that you don't list handling a shovel as part of your talents?
I don't believe so, and that quote is out of context
No it isn't. Unlike some, I know what context means.