Quote by flower411
do you all assume that it`s just a hollow claim to get ya knickers off ??
yes :giggle:
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Sex God
Its all rubbish....
Sometimes even Shireen cant quite get to the point when we are having sex and we know exactly which buttons to press with each other so to be able to guarantee to give a woman an orgasm is ridiculous...
Sometimes even Shireen cant quite get to the point when we are having sex and we know exactly which buttons to press with each other so to be able to guarantee to give a woman an orgasm is ridiculous...
Sex God
I can give a orgateed guaragasm if that's any use? 
Quote by sparky33
Oral with clever use of the fingers. Though fingers alone can do it.
Sparky, are you saying you believe that you can offer a guaranteed orgasm?
The only thing that can be guaranteed in life is death and taxes, however, I've never failed as yet, to the best of my knowledge, and have recieved several compliments on my techniques.
Trying not to sound like a bragging school boy.
Anyone seen When Harry Met Sally?
H.x
Quote by flower411
And most noisy orgasms are fake.
(If that is what you are suggesting?)
How do you justify that remark when you have just stated that you`ve only ever been around for the real thing ???
Thats what I was thinking.
And I've had some deafeningly noisy ones when I've been able to "let go"
Mod
I can guarantee that I won't fake my orgasms 
Ok Ladies make an orderly que now ffs don't push I'll get to you eventually
:lol:
Ok Ladies make an orderly que now ffs don't push I'll get to you eventually
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
I can guarantee that I won't fake my orgasms
Ok Ladies make an orderly que now ffs don't push I'll get to you eventually
Can you reach? :giggle:
Mod
Of course I can reach down and pat you on the head when youre on your knees looking up at me
Welcome back DG ysf and my phone still works xxx
Welcome back DG ysf and my phone still works
xxx Mod
must be a hole round here somewhere Sex God
Quote by woohoo
You're not planning on "patting" me on the head with that are you?! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by sparky33
That arse certainly looks ripe for patting
Why thank you... it has been known to happen! :twisted:
Quote by flower411
We`ve all seen the claims in profiles and, indeed, on this forum.........
Men claiming that they can give any woman an orgasm.
Has anybody ever taken up the challenge or do you all assume that it`s just a hollow claim to get ya knickers off ??
Whoops quoted sent without a reply now have to edit to reply! :lol:
Sorry Flower sounds like a riddle I will explain later!
In answer to your op...yes have tried and has worked well for me! :thrilled: :thrilled:
But I don't make loads of noice, but felt ooooo great.
But then I never made much noice having twins!
Maybe I am just a very quiet person!
Warming the Bed
I'm a noisy fucker - literally. So its not uncommon for me to be building to orgasm, almost there, on the edge ... and he stops cos from the noise he assumes it's happened.
You know how on "who wants to be a millionaire" they say the questions are easy if you know the answer, well making me come if a bit like that. Some guys make me come with almost no effort and others sweat at it for ages and nothing - seems there's a bit of a knack to it lol. Anyone else like that ?
trix xxx
You know how on "who wants to be a millionaire" they say the questions are easy if you know the answer, well making me come if a bit like that. Some guys make me come with almost no effort and others sweat at it for ages and nothing - seems there's a bit of a knack to it lol. Anyone else like that ?
trix xxx
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista
I'm not going without an orgasm and faking just to protect his ego!!!
I am totally with you Calista ! Woohooo, you go girlfriend ! ;)
Trix xxx
lol! Its all lies :shock:
Swinging has been very eye openning for us (once being innocent
). Everyone is different - so how guys are supposed to get it right first time is beyond me - let alone guarentee it.
Some women cum from oral or "manual" and not from sex; some from sex and not from oral; and some with just toys. And some lucky fuckers from anything!
The joy is finding out!
Swinging has been very eye openning for us (once being innocent
). Everyone is different - so how guys are supposed to get it right first time is beyond me - let alone guarentee it.Some women cum from oral or "manual" and not from sex; some from sex and not from oral; and some with just toys. And some lucky fuckers from anything!
The joy is finding out!
Quote by sparky33
Trying not to sound like a bragging school boy.
And failing dismally by my reckoning.
Incidentally, I'm guessing that you don't list handling a shovel as part of your talents?
I don't believe so, and that quote is out of context
No it isn't. Unlike some, I know what context means.
