A fave spot of mine for a lunchtime quicky is a particular underground carpark in London - there's an alcove where you can shag just 2 feet from passing cars but out of site unless people crane their necks backwards and they never do 'cos they are looking forward for somewhere to park.
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Had music how about places to shag?
Quote by **sparky**
The balcony of my apartment.....you never know who'll be watching late at night......
Ohh reminds me of our first holiday with the kids
We went to alcudia the girls was only 1 and 2 and late one afternoon me and Paul decided to go out on the balcony for a bit of howz ya father
anyway whilst in full thrust i hear a slam looked up and my 2 year old was stood watching us thro the door she had just shut, so being a good mum
i stopped what i was doing and went to put her back in bed.....went to open the door, tryed again, and again.....would the door open? course not :!: By this time i was yelling thro the door to cheyenne to try and get her to open the door, being only 2 years old she was clueless, and had also woke the baby up by shouting so i had both of the looking at me crying thro the door, so quick thinking Paul decided to ask the women in the next room if he could climb over 2 her balcony and go round and open the door from the other side......now u have to remember hes over 6ft tall and naked, so she just took one look at him and run off inside, so we decided to ask the people on the next side who wasn't happy with a 25 year old naked man climbing over to their room but they did at least go and get a member of staff to help us, so there we was when the mamager turned up both naked stood on the balcony
A few favourite places of mine have been:
In the woods against a huge oak tree (until one day a man walked right past us walking his dog )
On the bonnet of my parents car in their driveway
In a beautiful ruined castle near our home
oh and in the changing rooms of the subtropical swimming pool in Centre Parcs :lol:
Fee
XX
In the woods against a huge oak tree (until one day a man walked right past us walking his dog
)On the bonnet of my parents car in their driveway
In a beautiful ruined castle near our home
oh and in the changing rooms of the subtropical swimming pool in Centre Parcs :lol:
Fee
XX
Orgasminator
Quote by SXBOY
weve all shagged in a virgin train toilet
Are you completely mental???? Did you not catch anything while you were there?????
........................................................
How about in a layby up against a Saab 9000 on quite a busy road!!
C x
Quote by CarrieAnn
weve all shagged in a virgin train toilet
Are you completely mental???? Did you not catch anything while you were there?????
........................................................
How about in a layby up against a Saab 9000 on quite a busy road!!
C x
The train for starters - I would have thought that was a given!
Orgasminator
Very good SJ - I take it you are not a regular train traveller then otherwise you would understand my point!
Orgasminator
Unfortunately I live in Chesterfield and work in Leeds so it's easier to travel by train - even tough they rarely run on time and the toilets totally stink!
Orgasminator
Then I suggest you buy a map - alternatively, Db could lend you one of his!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
Then I suggest you buy a map - alternatively, Db could lend you one of his!!
Apologies, I should have pointed out I'm a southern fairy ( just as you appear to be a northern monkey! ) - and what I was try to say is, not having lived in the general or even wider vacinity, I don't know what the average traffic conditions are like to make it worth your while to take the train all the time
:dunno: ( and possibly 
) Orgasminator
Very much a cheeky monkey SJ but apparently a monkey with a little more geographical knowledge than a sounthern airhead fairy!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
Very much a cheeky monkey SJ but apparently a monkey with a little more geographical knowledge than a sounthern airhead fairy!!
My geography's alright - but as I called a truce else where, I'm not going to start kicking off here, instead ( mind you, it still felt like a :kick: saying no more for now )
I am posting this PM apology after inadvertantly offending CarrieAnn, while I was in take-the-piss mode - I am doing this with the full agreement of CarrieAnn
sorry yes you are right, I should have just repeated what I have said elsewhere, can't remember where ( basically blow jobs are nice, but get bored of them quickly, prefer cunnilingus, etc ) - but I saw you avatar and I just could not resist taking the piss ( as usual for me ). If you are going to the Leicester Munch or Marcuso's birthday party, please allow me to get you a drink as a sign that I wasn't being serious or malicious.
I will admit, it was fun - but frankly I was outclassed ( nothing new there, then! )
Jim
Orgasminator
Once again SJ, thank you.
C x
C x
I've been here nearly 3 weeks and havent seen you take the piss smokerjm, but nice that you apologised.
anyway back to the original thread.
the most unusual place i ever had sex was on a gravestone in a churchyard many years ago when i didnt have anywhere else to do it.
needless to say it was bloody cold and i didnt want to do it again
these days i like a nice big bed or bath or floor and the freezer is nice and dont forget the washing machine as long as it on.
lisamarie
anyway back to the original thread.
the most unusual place i ever had sex was on a gravestone in a churchyard many years ago when i didnt have anywhere else to do it.
needless to say it was bloody cold and i didnt want to do it again
these days i like a nice big bed or bath or floor and the freezer is nice and dont forget the washing machine as long as it on.
lisamarie
Quote by LisaMarie
I've been here nearly 3 weeks and havent seen you take the piss smokerjm, but nice that you apologised.
anyway back to the original thread.
{b]the most unusual place i ever had sex was on a gravestone in a churchyard many years ago when i didnt have anywhere else to do it.
needless to say it was bloody cold and i didnt want to do it again
these days i like a nice big bed or bath or floor and the freezer is nice and dont forget the washing machine as long as it on.
lisamarie
Should have done it up a tree - me and smoking muff did ( Harrow-on-the-Hill cemetatry, right next to Harrow school, yesthatschool ) only 3 or 4 feet off the ground, but still daylight - then went to see "From Dusk Till Dawn" at the cinema!
I would call that a piss-take, but it is absolutely true! :shock:
:blink: God as my witness - actually, I hope he wasn't! Some of my wierd and wonderful places have been
Behind a set of garages facing my parents house
Sand dunes
Several graveyards
The doorway of a village hall
Everywhere imaginable in a pub (after hours)
A field
Under a pylon in majorca
And for any one who knows the newcastle/gateshead area
In some bushes while watching Bon jovi from a hill outside gateshead stadium (we thought we were being discrete until we looked up after we had finished and realised we could be seen by everyone else sitting on the hill watching the concert)
Fenwicks back alley
Behind the (now bulldozed) Mayfair night club
A stair well behind the Ikon nightclub
The middle of the hippy green
On top of the BT building, which is now the uber cool 55 North apartment complex
He he I've certainly got about in my time :twisted:
Lx
Behind a set of garages facing my parents house
Sand dunes
Several graveyards
The doorway of a village hall
Everywhere imaginable in a pub (after hours)
A field
Under a pylon in majorca
And for any one who knows the newcastle/gateshead area
In some bushes while watching Bon jovi from a hill outside gateshead stadium (we thought we were being discrete until we looked up after we had finished and realised we could be seen by everyone else sitting on the hill watching the concert)
Fenwicks back alley
Behind the (now bulldozed) Mayfair night club
A stair well behind the Ikon nightclub
The middle of the hippy green
On top of the BT building, which is now the uber cool 55 North apartment complex
He he I've certainly got about in my time :twisted:
Lx
Quote by couple_ne2000
Some of my wierd and wonderful places have been
Behind a set of garages facing my parents house
Sand dunes
Several graveyards
The doorway of a village hall
Everywhere imaginable in a pub (after hours)
A field
Under a pylon in majorca
And for any one who knows the newcastle/gateshead area
In some bushes while watching Bon jovi from a hill outside gateshead stadium (we thought we were being discrete until we looked up after we had finished and realised we could be seen by everyone else sitting on the hill watching the concert)
Fenwicks back alley
Behind the (now bulldozed) Mayfair night club
A stair well behind the Ikon nightclub
The middle of the hippy green
On top of the BT building, which is now the uber cool 55 North apartment complex
He he I've certainly got about in my time :twisted:
Lx
:shock:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: I thought smoking muff was bad - but if we ever meet ( and with all due respect ) remind me to :scared: 
:bolt: :bolt: All in fun though....what I mean is get me to buy you a :cheers:
Well to let you all know
1. Top deck of a bus
2. Single deck bus :giggle:
3. Trains.
4. In a club celebrating my sister's 30th Birthday, in front of some mirrors in Ealing. :twisted:
5. The tree in Harrow mentioned by SJ. :blast:
6. In the bathroom at my parents, in the kitchen as well on the dinning room table (when I had a really bad cold). With a full household that didn't disturb us.
7. In an open grave (not with SJ).
8. In the back of a freezer truck. :eeek:
9. In too many toliets to remember them all. :doh:
10. In SJ car (was flashed at by the police).
11. In so many parks in North-west London daytime and night. :evil2:
I think I should stop here before I start to melt the chair that I'm on. :sticky:
1. Top deck of a bus
2. Single deck bus :giggle:
3. Trains.
4. In a club celebrating my sister's 30th Birthday, in front of some mirrors in Ealing. :twisted:
5. The tree in Harrow mentioned by SJ. :blast:
6. In the bathroom at my parents, in the kitchen as well on the dinning room table (when I had a really bad cold). With a full household that didn't disturb us.
7. In an open grave (not with SJ).
8. In the back of a freezer truck. :eeek:
9. In too many toliets to remember them all. :doh:
10. In SJ car (was flashed at by the police).
11. In so many parks in North-west London daytime and night. :evil2:
I think I should stop here before I start to melt the chair that I'm on. :sticky:
Sex God
in an alley in harrow 
MikeC
MikeC
Quote by CarrieAnn
How about in a layby up against a Saab 9000 on quite a busy road!!
C x
Hmmmmm . . . . . . . . . . .
Saab 9000 - best car I ever had
ops:A couple of recent ones for me -
On somebody's patio over the back of a patio chair - with a small, almost sublte audience :oops:
On my patio, on the bench at the wrongside of the table - with a quite :shock: :shock: neighbours face in his upstairs window :oops:
Both times in the company of veryhorny blondes.
Q? - Does there seem to be a pattern emerging here
: Or two :?: Or - (God forbid) three :?: :?: :?: And - Is it just me, but everytime I hear "Marvellous time for a Moondance" by V Morrison, I can't get the thought of sex at night, on my patio out of my head.
I can claim a couple, but sadly nothing original:
in Sutton park, up trees, over low branches, and on park benches.
in gloucester there is a hotel called the courtyard, i was staying there, they have a disco, and when people leave at about 2:30 they have to walk through the closed courtyard, and directly underneath the partially shaded balcone i was shagging over the railing on :-)
in Sutton park, up trees, over low branches, and on park benches.
in gloucester there is a hotel called the courtyard, i was staying there, they have a disco, and when people leave at about 2:30 they have to walk through the closed courtyard, and directly underneath the partially shaded balcone i was shagging over the railing on :-)
Warming the Bed
Nothing original or two out of the ordinary here either..
On board cinema on the Rosslare - Fishguard ferry
Computer Room in University where Mr. L was lecturing
The sea in Ibiza
Numerous Woods
Comfiest Car: our first car... Ford Escort Estate
Up against a Car one late night in town
Swimming pool changing rooms
We'd love to book a carriage in the London Eye and try it but think they are all CCTV'd.
On board cinema on the Rosslare - Fishguard ferry
Computer Room in University where Mr. L was lecturing
The sea in Ibiza
Numerous Woods
Comfiest Car: our first car... Ford Escort Estate
Up against a Car one late night in town
Swimming pool changing rooms
We'd love to book a carriage in the London Eye and try it but think they are all CCTV'd.
