hairy HAIRY scary muffs!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by acetates
well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates

I can honestly say it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. In fact when I was in my late teens I used to say 'every holes a goal'. Bald, hairy, trimed, cut into love heart shapes, its still a pussy. Every pussy that wants a shag should be shagged, don't think about it, do it.

1 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I turned up one night with a fake beard from the joke shop stuck on, but he still wasn't happy

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 May 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
. Every pussy that wants a shag should be shagged, don't think about it, do it.

I've got a shaggy pussy but I doubt he would be too pleased if his hole was made into a goal biggrin

:D :D
Ermmm,,, personally I can't see the big deal really. If I fancy someone then it doesn't come into consideration whether they are hairy or not. Mind you, I am rather envious of people who can grow a hairy erm muff as you call it.

1 May 2005

Maybe next time you go out . take a flymo !

1 May 2005

Quote by acetates
....a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago

Oh come on!!! What's wrong with hairy one's?
IMHO they're adorable whether they're shaved or au naturel.
And as for "no way i could have physically penetrated" I can't say I've ever seen it so thick that I can't get my tongue into the places that a tongue should be!!!
The only turn off I have about "hairy muffs" is not the thickness of hair but the spread!!!
When it's sprouting around the sides of her panties it can be a bit of a passion killer. Mainly 'cos I'm PMSL!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
When it's sprouting around the sides of her panties it can be a bit of a passion killer. Mainly 'cos I'm PMSL!!!

Well there is an obvious solution to this, women should just go pantyless... I don't know why it hasn't caught on yet.. I find it terribly liberating :P

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia

When it's sprouting around the sides of her panties it can be a bit of a passion killer. Mainly 'cos I'm PMSL!!!

Well there is an obvious solution to this, women should just go pantyless... I don't know why it hasn't caught on yet.. I find it terribly liberating :P
and a damn fine way of sweeping the garden path if she is that hairy.

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Well there is an obvious solution to this, women should just go pantyless... I don't know why it hasn't caught on yet.. I find it terribly liberating :P

But panties are an intrinsic part of foreplay!!!
Their absence can only detract from the pleasure. IMHO.
Afterall, how nice is it to feel (or be felt) through a pair of lace panties.
Or have them ripped off in the height of passion.
Or teased off gently from underneath your dress. wink

:twisted:

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
Their absence can only detract from the pleasure. IMHO.
Afterall, how nice is it to feel (or be felt) through a pair of lace panties.
Or have them ripped off in the height of passion.
Or teased off gently from underneath your dress. :twisted:

Hmmmm let me think........
NAHHHHHHH!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Hmmmm let me think........
NAHHHHHHH!!!

Spoilsport.

1 May 2005

Plus if I were to wear panties when I have my labial jewellery on , I just end up walking like John Wayne.... :shock: I actually know what it feelsllike to have bollocks redface

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
I actually know what it feelsllike to have bollocks

No no. You think you know what it's like!!!
You'll never be quite sure now, will you?!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
No no. You think you know what it's like!!!
You'll never be quite sure now, will you?!!!

OK OK be pedantic,,,, confused

But I know how bollocks feel like and I can sometimes talk bollocks so surely i have earned some bollocks cred?

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
I actually know what it feelsllike to have bollocks

No no. You think you know what it's like!!!
You'll never be quite sure now, will you?!!!
Littlemee's right... unless you can imagine having your eyeballs extracted, pumped up to twice their size and dangled between your legs in a little skin bag, with their nerves still connected :shock: wink

1 May 2005

Quote by cu3b4l
Littlemee's right... unless you can imagine having your eyeballs extracted, pumped up to twice their size and dangled between your legs in a little skin bag, with their nerves still connected :shock:

I do love a good bit of descriptive writing.... :P

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
But I know how bollocks feel like .........

Only when they're in your hands or swinging against your chin. lol

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
But I know how bollocks feel like .........

Only when they're in your hands or swinging against your chin. lol

They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin.... :lol:

1 May 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
Littlemee's right... unless you can imagine having your eyeballs extracted, pumped up to twice their size and dangled between your legs in a little skin bag, with their nerves still connected :shock:

Are we talking "hairy muffs" here,
or vasectomy ??
All sounds fartoo familiar,

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin....

Ouch!!! :scared:

1 May 2005

so she had a hairy muff
could you not have been inventive
ran down the garage /24 hour shop bought some clips and scrunchies
done 2 nice bunchs or plaited it
god you men are fussy
:grin:

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin....

Ouch!!! :scared:
Ouch? Aww I thought some men liked having their testicles used as lollipops... :P

1 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
so she had a hairy muff
could you not have been inventive
ran down the garage /24 hour shop bought some clips and scrunchies
done 2 nice bunchs or plaited it
god you men are fussy
:grin:

Or a pack of Bics wink

Cathy x

1 May 2005

I do agree..
having someone shave you can be quite sensuous.....

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin....

Ouch!!! :scared:
Ouch? Aww I thought some men liked having their testicles used as lollipops... :P
Ooops. Sorry. I read it as a threat!!!
And we do :lol:

1 May 2005

I think I might have burned it off with a lighter.

1 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
ok icepie i have a fetish for trimmed to bald lol,doesnt matter how you dress it up its still the same

Still the same pussy under the hair?
Of course, but for some folks its a question of trying to get to the pussy through the hair! :shock:
Personally I tend to prefer less hair, natural, trimmed or shaved is nicer! So methinks the point of this post is that I can understand Acetates' reaction. There are some things that would turn me off completely, & I'd make my excuses etc......... & then afterwards think "Oh hell, should I have done that?"
But bushy............. yes, I can certainly do bushy! Queue here please. biggrin

2 May 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I think I might have burned it off with a lighter.

ooooooo you nasty
but i dunno why it made me laugh
:twisted:

3 May 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I think I might have burned it off with a lighter.

So this where the parable of the Burning Bush comes from!!! rotflmao

Roger

3 May 2005

Just has a quick skim and I thought if you were buying an ermine robe on ebay and the write-up said "Well trimmed" would you think it had been shaved, or do you think it would be furry?

3 May 2005

i probably wouldnt have left....so what happend? you had you trouses round yer ankles, everyones having a good time then all of a sudden this muff pops out and you scarper?
i totally agree, i prefere nice and trim or even better totally shaved....mmmmm
but i wouldnt have made my excuses and left....sometimes you just gotta take the rough with the....er...not so smooth.
:taz: = when she chased you to your car, did she look like this?