well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
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well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates
Wellif they said she was well trimmed why didnt you ask if she would mind re-triming?
Sex God
Maybe they thought it wasn't such a big deal, having a hairy muff, if you really wanted to shag the person. Then again, maybe she hadn't trimmed because it was a 'social first meet' and they weren't expecting anything to happen. 
Suppose it one of those things, had a wonderful GF who did not beleive in shaving anything, ever and bet she was more than you saw tongiht 
That said we had one of the most amazing sex lifes you can imagine... Don't let it put you off...
Still I suppose we all have our tastes, and this was a shock to you... I assume they not forum members? Otherwise they may be a bit miffed at you once they read this...
That said we had one of the most amazing sex lifes you can imagine... Don't let it put you off...Still I suppose we all have our tastes, and this was a shock to you... I assume they not forum members? Otherwise they may be a bit miffed at you once they read this...
Sex God
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well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates
Blimey, half the guys on here would have loved to have been in your shoes! Guys and cpls wait months and months for an acual meet, and you turn yr nose up at a hairy muff lol! We arent all smooth and bald, variety is the spice of life etc!
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Sex God
Maybe the word "trimmed" means different things to different people. Some people think it means cut short. My garden hedge is well trimmed but it's still eight feet tall. 
tallnhairy-no they dont use this forum,i met them through other channels,im not that cruel as i wish to name names and humiliate them lolol
it just turned me of totally and im just recovering now
it is all down to personal tastes true,i bet theres someone reading this forum now who has a fetish for hairy muffs
each to thier own but iprefer trimmed to bald
acetates
it just turned me of totally and im just recovering now
it is all down to personal tastes true,i bet theres someone reading this forum now who has a fetish for hairy muffs
each to thier own but iprefer trimmed to bald
acetates
Sex God
Why would she trim though, if you were having a social meet?
Sex God
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tallnhairy-no they dont use this forum,i met them through other channels,im not that cruel as i wish to name names and humiliate them lolol
it just turned me of totally and im just recovering now
it is all down to personal tastes true,i bet theres someone reading this forum now who has a fetish for hairy muffs
each to thier own but iprefer trimmed to bald
acetates
I couldn't help noticing that your taste is a preference, but other people's is a fetish.
Interesting.
Sex God
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the meet went onto the more risque side of social freckled lol
i wasnt expecting what happened to happen,if i had i would have washed me cock:lol: :lol: and balls :lol:
acetates
ooooooooooooooo lucky her
Sex God
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Maybe the word "trimmed" means different things to different people. Some people think it means cut short. My garden hedge is well trimmed but it's still eight feet tall.
sensible...that will stop acetates from wanting to shag it.
Sex God
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ok icepie i have a fetish for trimmed to bald lol,doesnt matter how you dress it up its still the same
Still the same pussy under the hair?
Sex God
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oooooooh freckled yr tying me up in knots here lol very clever answers
i might quit while im only half way down this hole (pardon the pun)
Good plan.
Well, to add my tuppence ......
1) I agree with Freckeldbird - if you arranged to just meet then maybe she wasn't prepared for further "stuff" happening.
but.......
2) If you specifically stated that you would only go with someone who was well - trimmed and it was agreed that thss wasn't just a social meet, then fair play. Everyone has their preferences,and averyone has a right to say "no thanks".
"No thanks" can be "no thanks" for a number of reasons and I firmly believe that you have a right to that, no matter what the reason.
aRSexx :color:
1) I agree with Freckeldbird - if you arranged to just meet then maybe she wasn't prepared for further "stuff" happening.
but.......
2) If you specifically stated that you would only go with someone who was well - trimmed and it was agreed that thss wasn't just a social meet, then fair play. Everyone has their preferences,and averyone has a right to say "no thanks".
"No thanks" can be "no thanks" for a number of reasons and I firmly believe that you have a right to that, no matter what the reason.
aRSexx :color:
Sex God
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Well at least you got the month right this time and presumably the correct day too,nice one. Shame it was just a little hair that put you off!... :P
Oh damn - exactly the same quip I was gonna make :wink:
Orgasminator
Well very hairy is not my preference either. But if I had gone that far and the chemistry was right, I'd have dived on in there!
I am interested to know how you managed to have a bath and shave without washing your cock and balls?
Did it involve plastic bags and cable tidy's :twisted:
:lol: :lol:
Did it involve plastic bags and cable tidy's :twisted:
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i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
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i wasnt expecting what happened to happen,if i had i would have washed me cock :lol: :lol: :lol: and balls :lol:
Sex God
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Well very hairy is not my preference either
Nor mine, but some people do prefer the hairy look. I once had someone refuse to meet me cos I told him I was shaved :shock: . It takes all sorts I guess.
Sex God
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I am interested to know how you managed to have a bath and shave without washing your cock and balls?
Did it involve plastic bags and cable tidy's :twisted:
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
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i wasnt expecting what happened to happen,if i had i would have washed me cock :lol: :lol: :lol: and balls :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Interesting point? how did you manage it/
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Well very hairy is not my preference either
Nor mine, but some people do prefer the hairy look. I once had someone refuse to meet me cos I told him I was shaved :shock: . It takes all sorts I guess.
I used to see a guy just like that - as I started reducing the amount of fuzz I had left - he would ask for a bit to be grown before hand. As I progressed to 'The Kojak' (well it gets so time consuming trying to get an even straight line and not look lob-sided) he would complain more and more. I turned up one night with a fake beard from the joke shop stuck on, but he still wasn't happy
Some people have no sense of humour - I wonder where he is now?
Sex God
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Maybe the word "trimmed" means different things to different people. Some people think it means cut short. My garden hedge is well trimmed but it's still eight feet tall.
Ah, once again I bathe in the words of Ice's Wisdom
