Hairy or Completely Hair Free ?

9 Apr 2005

How do you like your string ?

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
What string????

You sure it isnt Lambrini ? biggrin

9 Apr 2005

I like it big, thick, tough and hairy.
String, that is
lol

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
How do you like your string ?

you can't beat hairy, that special kinda of ......ouch....owww.....ufff... feeling that you get when you pull it through your fingers and it burns a bit, much better than that thin nylon shite that just cuts into your hands.
nope hairy string is best, so much more satisfying to look at when it's at rest in it's ball.

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Have i stumbled accross blue peter corner :doh:

nope you've stumbled across pointless banter Chardonnay..............kinda refreshing.

9 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
nope hairy string is best . . . . .

blah blah blah yadda yadda ya! rolleyes

silk / big g . . . i think you'll find we've had this discussion before. frankly, it's boring! mad

remember . . . the search button is your friend! smile

n x x x :P

9 Apr 2005

Hi folks - back online for a short time...
Has this thread about srtring been on before?
I'm a frayed knot!
(Sorry.... no self control)

9 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
nope hairy string is best . . . . .

blah blah blah yadda yadda ya! rolleyes

silk / big g . . . i think you'll find we've had this discussion before. frankly, it's boring! mad

remember . . . the search button is your friend! smile

n x x x :P
fuck it how do we get this back on track
oooeer..I forgot to say.....insert a Terry Thomas nudge nudge whoar type of thing hairy string can look real sexy wrapped round a breast....show us a nipple...ohh you are saucy blah blah blah

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
Hi folks - back online for a short time...
Has this thread about srtring been on before?
I'm a frayed knot!
(Sorry.... no self control)

That was the worst joke I've heard on here all week
Keep up the good work :thumbup:

9 Apr 2005

There's plenty of worse jokes in my head... Its a sort of gift really!
Anyway, just how long is this or these piece(s) of string?

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
There's plenty of worse jokes in my head... Its a sort of gift really!
Anyway, just how long is this or these piece(s) of string?

tuts ... length isn't important ... it's how hairy it is or isn't!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

9 Apr 2005

Surely thickness has to be considered ?

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
There's plenty of worse jokes in my head... Its a sort of gift really!
Anyway, just how long is this or these piece(s) of string?

tuts ... length isn't important ... it's how hairy it is or isn't!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
don't you believe a word calista says..............length is all important, she is just useing girl talk to make you feel comfortable enough about the rather meagre size of your string
ooohh did that have enough innuendo in it or what :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
.......davej wanders off to work out how he can get a rabbit into the thread..........

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
How do you like your string ?

Tied around my wrists and across the head of the bed dunno

9 Apr 2005

Blimey! Now there are 8 possibilities:
Long, wide and smooth
Long, wide and hairy
Long, thin and smooth
Long, thin and hairy
Short, wide and smooth
Short, wide and hairy
Short, thin and smooth
Short, thin and hairy
This is going to test my brain.....