Halloooooo Is anybody home?

21 Nov 2005

I'm one of those strange, shy, cowering creatures........the newbies confused

I had intended just to hang around for a little while, lurking, peeking, indulging in a little pleasurable voyeurism from the darkness. Watching you all giving pleasure and the ocassional mild e-spanking to each other. :shock:
I Had intended to await my (not yet appointed) mentors instructions and allow him or her (or him and her even!) to lead me to the midst of your party.........But, I felt left out ;-( (sobs) :cry:
No more so than when I peeked at my profile and read the words "total posts - zilch" sad

Well couldn't have that, so thought Id pop my cherry and say hallo ;-)
Hallo redface

Mick :?

21 Nov 2005

Hello and :welcome: to swinging heaven
Have fun

21 Nov 2005

Hi :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven..... :thumbup:

21 Nov 2005

:welcome: from one newbie to another in that case then

21 Nov 2005

hi, welcome to SH my fellow northerner

21 Nov 2005

Well thank ya very much (best Elvis impersonation on display there......hope you're all suitably impressed) for the welcome.
Nobody bit me, which is always (nearly always ) a good start! So I'm looking forward to having a laugh joke and natter with you all as time goes by (First Elvis... Bogart is there no end to this mans talents )
Seems a nice fun place
Mick

21 Nov 2005

any more Elvis impersonation's and i'll be showing you the door young man

21 Nov 2005

Nobody bit me,

Clearly you have not meet Debbiewebs yet lol

:lol:
I'm sure she will be along soon.
Sarah dashes off to hide from Debbiewebs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

21 Nov 2005

and welcome to sh honey.......
Have fun and u might get what your after......

21 Nov 2005

Hi Hi HI (Thats our Paul McCartney impression)
J & S

21 Nov 2005

Hi and welcome from a fellow geordie.....hope you have loads of fun and frolics.....but agree with naughtynymphos on the elvis impersonating! confused

:? :?

21 Nov 2005

welcome to the site from another newbie
ive found that from starting and paticipating in the posts that they are are a fab bunch
and thanks again for the words of encouragement!! much appreciated

21 Nov 2005

Hi from me and a big welcome lol

21 Nov 2005

You're right mate the natives do appear friendly and inviting...........you don't think its a trap do you?

21 Nov 2005

well geordie if it is a trap at least you know if they catch me first and eat me youll have a good long time to make your getaway!!!!

21 Nov 2005

Well they'll get me too mate...cos I'm damned if I'm running. I'll just enjoy a nice glass of red and enjoy the feast. Ok you reckon theres plenty to go around...but are you good eating (m Puffs his chest out in a fine manly manner and thinks did I really just ask that lol)
Mick

21 Nov 2005

I have a friend who lives in sunderland
He say's them geordie's are a dodgy lot :shock:

21 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
I have a friend who lives in sunderland
He say's them geordie's are a dodgy lot :shock:

Well depending on where abouts in South Tyneside he is, he might be a Sanddancer rather than a Geordie.
Hi and :welcome: from somebody who's probably just down the road from you AGC.

21 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
I have a friend who lives in sunderland
He say's them geordie's are a dodgy lot :shock:

Ah! He's a good and wise friend. For tis indeed true there is a rather dodgy element lurking within the fog on the Tyne. :twisted: It's enough to drive a strong man to drink....and for that I'm very grateful ;-)

21 Nov 2005

Welcome to the SH forums, Mick. wave

Keep up the banter, it's good! wink

Regards
LC (ex-South-Tynesider)

21 Nov 2005

Quote by Lovecommando
LC (ex-South-Tynesider)

Thanks mate, Appreciate that...but I have to disagree with you.....we're never ex _South Tynesiders, we just move away to do missionary work ;-)
mick

22 Nov 2005

Hi guys!! Does that count as a Cliff Richard impression??
Got I hate Cliff!!

22 Nov 2005

Quote by A_geordie_chameleon

LC (ex-South-Tynesider)

Thanks mate, Appreciate that...but I have to disagree with you.....we're never ex _South Tynesiders, we just move away to do missionary work ;-)
mick
O aye, ya reet aboot that man! drinkies

LC

22 Nov 2005

more snogs!!
passionkiss

22 Nov 2005

MMmmmm Well Dark, that was rather nice.
A very pleasant welcome to the cafe, thanks babe
xx
Mick x

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
he might be a Sanddancer rather than a Geordie.
Hi and :welcome: from somebody who's probably just down the road from you AGC.

Hi mate, Somehow I missed your reply yesterday confused

You are spot on, I am a Sanddancer, although I think I still qualify as a geordie too (BUT NOT A MAG!!!!). ;-)
Nice to meet you neighbour, I'll keep my eye out for you. ;-)
Mick smile

22 Nov 2005

Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
I'm one of those strange, shy, cowering creatures........the newbies
I had intended just to hang around for a little while, lurking, peeking, indulging in a little pleasurable voyeurism from the darkness. Watching you all giving pleasure and the ocassional mild e-spanking to each other. :shock:
I Had intended to await my (not yet appointed) mentors instructions and allow him or her (or him and her even!) to lead me to the midst of your party.........But, I felt left out ;-( (sobs) :cry:
No more so than when I peeked at my profile and read the words "total posts - zilch"
Well couldn't have that, so thought Id pop my cherry and say hallo ;-)
Hallo
Mick :?

welcome Mick....................... think you have certainly popped your cherry.....16 posts in the first day sounds more like a gang bang :shock:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
any more Elvis impersonation's and i'll be showing you the door young man

hey - if Mick can impersonate Elvis in his rok'n'roll years - he'll do for me!
A very big welcome from me!
I love your sense of humour! Specially on the Nicknames thread!
You'll do well on here!
Alex x x

22 Nov 2005

Thanks Outlaws, I do have a tendancy to jump right in.........with both feet usually lol
and
Thanks Alexandra, I'm afraid my Elvis is much more in his later Las Vegas, fully filled white jumpsuit years.....you know, when he was REALLY sexy lol.
Mick

22 Nov 2005

Hi Mick - Welcome
I reckon you will fit in just fine!