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dunno why I chose lucy, I think it's because I've never been out with a lucy...oh and I'm a tv....from belgium
Quote by KcKat

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Did you let Mars at the computer hunni?

You know Kc....There was more to him than just a penis you know.......
I think you picked up on the arse as well rotflmao
Venusxxx
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uns off to hide under the duvet redface surprisedops: :oops:
Bugger......so I fell off to beer scooter and Mars's arse was convienently there to grab on to??? dunno
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I was referring to this......but now i'm having all sorts of flashbacks - Ooooooooooooooops!

Quote by VenusnMars
Fraid it`ll be just me, and my basque Judy...oh, and the life support for the penis I married :twisted: wink
We really must invest in some toys!
Venusxxx

Shhhh, don`t quote it too much, he might see it :uhoh: :rotflmao:
Venusxxx
Lazee as in "got a lazy one"
Lb :love:
I do...I really do, I really Reeeeeaaaally do biggrin
I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!
Mine derives from the Klingon name I use during my StarTrek fantasy weekends - Ka T'tik
I thought that those not experienced with the Klingon tongue might struggle to get their head round the syntax, so I just turned it around - it spelt KitKat. cool 8-)
lhk
Kat
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I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!

I would have thought if your head was cut off there'd be quite a few things you couldn't do any more........... :shock:
Quote by MQ
I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!

I would have thought if your head was cut off there'd be quite a few things you couldn't do any more........... :shock:
I'm hoping he did my hands first. But I'm ok now though. Galen put me back together!
Quote by KitKat
Mine derives from the Klingon name I use during my StarTrek fantasy weekends - Ka T'tik
I thought that those not experienced with the Klingon tongue might struggle to get their head round the syntax, so I just turned it around - it spelt KitKat. cool 8-)
lhk
Kat

I don't believe a word of it, you lying P'Tak! rotflmao
Lordy. If I wasn't after a legover this weekend, I'd probably say "All this Star Trek talk is mega-sad". But I am. So I won't.
I feel all boring and uninventive now
Mine actually is my name. But when I came to register I kept getting a message saying name is already in use. 'The system' just then gave me the option to stick a number on the end. It offered me 49, and loads of others, and 49 was the first in the list.
Boring fart I know
redface
Well im boring too then its my name and where i live biggrin
I notice there's appparently no one with the nick names 'lovehandles' or 'love_handles'. Good name going free to someone of a fuller figure!
i'm mature and 51...well i was when i started
i'm 52 ...... but thats another thread
I'm boring sparky coz that's what i am and 230 is Mains Voltage
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Wife chose it for me, must be some boyfriend or other rolleyes This is the only site I use it on, I didn't want to use my real handle here, the one I use on a dozen other sites like.

Google for Arkan and you'll find out who he was... Not a nice man..
Paul
Altarica coz i drink too much of the damn stuff :shock: Wish it was coz i'm dark and smooth sad
I chose mine because im scottish and my names carol but like steph i'll leave for others to decided if they sexy bit is true smile
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I'm boring sparky coz that's what i am and 230 is Mains Voltage

I thought 240v was the mains voltage these days but then again you are the professional......
Uk Mains has been 230v single phase and 400v Three Phase for about 8 years when the voltage bands were Harmonzied across Europe and now we have European Colours in cables as well.
Dunno picked it up at college i was told its because i have met a few famous people and have travel and tried quite a few things. do not see how it relates though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 surprised :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
because i am half italian and it sounds better than my english christian name
Quote by sexyscotcarol
i'll leave for others to decided if they sexy bit is true smile

Well we're planning to do some more photos next week to spread the good word ;-) Any recommendations for tasteful naughty shots? Bum, torso and milky white thighs spring to mind . . . Requests here or PM!
Chris
Quote by edinbughchris
i'll leave for others to decided if they sexy bit is true smile

Well we're planning to do some more photos next week to spread the good word ;-) Any recommendations for tasteful naughty shots? Bum, torso and milky white thighs spring to mind . . . Requests here or PM!
Chris

I think we should do some of you to! it's only fair biggrin what do others think?
Don't blame me for trying to hijack this thread it was chris! redface
I use mine on several forums. Quite simply because I don't mind people doing searches on my name.
I do admit some friends that I don't see that regular or stay in touch with will not know and the same goes for my family (unless theya re reading this).
Again variations from secondary school. I was ratman for a week, when I was painfully thin at 13 I did actually look quite like a rat. When I finally started to put on wait I got promoted to mole. I aparently look like a cute furry little mole.
That was when I was a boy, so now that I've grown up (well I like to think so) I've changed it from mole (moley, Matt Moley etc) to moleman, mattmoleman and if I feel adventerous mattymoleymoleymoleyman.
Well that is the history of one of my many nicknames. The others are more complex and often resemble my surname.