* 1 star hangover
No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.
You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka redbulls.
However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara .
Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a bag of fries.
** 2 star hangover
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.
The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.
Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.
*** 3 star hangover
Slight headache. stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.
Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am .
Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.
**** 4 star hangover
You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew.
Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.
You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems (depending on your gender).
Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from a second-grade class circa 1976.
You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - home time, a doughnut and somewhere to be alone, or a Time Machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
You scare small children in the street just by walking past them.
**** 5 star hangover
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you.
Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you.
You'd cry but that would take the last drop of moisture left in your body.
Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe ..... very gently.
****** 6 star hangover
You arrive home and climb into bed.
Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up.
You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room. No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck.
You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail.
After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet.
If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls.
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital. Work is not an option.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
OK, now hands up all those who have never had a six star hangover!!
Thought so!!
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Orgasminator
Ok lets all be honest here who hasn't had a 6 star hangover then.
I haven't had 6 star hangover 
I've been close .............. had friends of a friend spike my drinks when I was a 19 year old teetotal ... unknown to them I am diabetic and ended up getting thrown out of the club into the alley and laid there for 30 mins until my friend realised something was wrong and managed to get the bouncer to locate me and get an ambulance :(
I don't remember the hangover but I suspect it was bad
c x
I've been close .............. had friends of a friend spike my drinks when I was a 19 year old teetotal ... unknown to them I am diabetic and ended up getting thrown out of the club into the alley and laid there for 30 mins until my friend realised something was wrong and managed to get the bouncer to locate me and get an ambulance :(
I don't remember the hangover but I suspect it was bad
c x
Wonderful topic!
New Scientist did a great article in one of their December 1997 editions about why the " hair of the dog " works. It explained the brain chemistry behind it all. Must admit I've had all the various hang overs mentioned. Its always a good idea to have plenty of water before you fall into bed and have plenty by the bed but if your anything like me the water will end up in the bed!!
Another good way of dealing with the hang over is to say" Fuck Work" and just carry on from where you left off the night before!!!
New Scientist did a great article in one of their December 1997 editions about why the " hair of the dog " works. It explained the brain chemistry behind it all. Must admit I've had all the various hang overs mentioned. Its always a good idea to have plenty of water before you fall into bed and have plenty by the bed but if your anything like me the water will end up in the bed!!
Another good way of dealing with the hang over is to say" Fuck Work" and just carry on from where you left off the night before!!!
Sexlightened
Got so drunk one time i didn't wake up till 3 in the afternoon got up for a pee and promptly fell over coz i was still not just drunk but me 3 days to get over that drink at all now as i can't deal with the pain thing is i don't miss it at all.
Sex God
Trouble is I get a 6 star hangover after only about three pints. Something in the alcohol really affects me. So I don't drink much. On the other hand I can be very drunk after only two pints, so very cheap to take out!!
John
John
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Been there done that but won't go there again, never.
G & D x
Casanova
Quote by MrFC
randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting.
This is just my night-time routine.
Memorandum
To: All Employees
Re: Company picnic
We are glad we had the great employee turnout for the first and last annual Company Picnic
While everyone seemed to enjoy themselves we did not exactly portray the public image we wish to convey.
Additionally, we are now seeking candidates for the position of "Company Secretary"
My worst hangover was about 2 years ago. My friends and I had planned a girly night out and everyone had come around my house for 7pm. I had bought a new dress for the occassion (£70). We started drinking black russians and they went down to well. So well, in fact, that when the taxi arrived at 9pm I felt very tipsy. We got in the mini-bus and went to pick another friend up from a local pub before going to Yarm. I remember the mini bus stopped at the pub and the door was opened ready for the said friend to get in. At this point, I began to feel really hot and leaned towards the door for some fresh air. The next thing I new I was laying face down on the edge of the pavement, yes, I had actually fell out the mini-bus head first. If this wasn't bad enough, I began vomiting on the pavement whilst laying in it. It took my friends at least 5 minutes to realise that I was no longer sitting in the mini-bus!!!
After picking me up from the floor, they proceeded to bundle me back in the bus and back home. After ensuring my safety, they continued with their night out.
I woke up at 4am in the morning with a grade 6 hangover. The worst was yet to come, my poor dress was ruined, my dignity shattered, oh, and face looked like I had gone ten rounds with Mike Tyeson. My upper lip was cut, bruised and badly swollen. That certainly took some explaining at work the next day!!! Never again and I never have.
After picking me up from the floor, they proceeded to bundle me back in the bus and back home. After ensuring my safety, they continued with their night out.
I woke up at 4am in the morning with a grade 6 hangover. The worst was yet to come, my poor dress was ruined, my dignity shattered, oh, and face looked like I had gone ten rounds with Mike Tyeson. My upper lip was cut, bruised and badly swollen. That certainly took some explaining at work the next day!!! Never again and I never have.
Sex God
:smug: I don't get hangovers.
Sometimes sick if I eat fish before consuming large quantities of alcohol but don't suffer other than that
Sometimes sick if I eat fish before consuming large quantities of alcohol but don't suffer other than that
I've had all to many 6's....I blaim Jax as she encourages me to consume copious amounts of Rum on party nights...I do complain to that she's missing out on ejoying my wonderful body but she insists that she's helping me build a tolerance to the stuff and say's she has no problems with me being slumped in the lounge while she spends hours locating pain killers for when I come to.
Can't think why she loves going to parties so much?
But she's an Angel don't you think?
Can't think why she loves going to parties so much?
But she's an Angel don't you think?
Sex God
We will have a SH report on Monday from everyone who attends any parties, munches, clubs or BBQ's this weekend please.
It will sort the stage 1 from the stage 5 SHers
As if anyone would get to stage 6 this weekend!
It will sort the stage 1 from the stage 5 SHers
As if anyone would get to stage 6 this weekend!
:cheers: :beer: 
:smoke: 
:sparring: :jagsatwork: 
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :scared: :giveup: Quote by MrFC
** 2 star hangover
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.
The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.
Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.
Guilty
ops: bottle of Merlot is definitely the reason.Calista xx
Sex God
Ive had a few severe hang-overs 
One was due cider the other baileys :cheers: I never want to feel like that again. Id rather have some horny sex than be pissed anyway :P :P :P
One was due cider the other baileys :cheers: I never want to feel like that again. Id rather have some horny sex than be pissed anyway :P :P :P as I used to do a lot of camping with a large amount of like minded friends I can say I've had some truly weird stage 6's,passed out next to a camp fire one night,woke up with club feet(the soles on my boots had melted),another time woke up naked in a field 2 miles away from the campsite,(and my clothes),,but the worst one without a doubt,had to be waking up in my caravan,to realise I didn't know the people glaring at me,and then looking out of the window to think,that caravan over there looks just like mine,,many apologies later I decided it was time to cut down on my drinking 
I've had many 6* hangovers through the years and a few which I would describe as having gone through the 6* and out the other side (I am talking comatose here), but that was when I was young and foolish and accepting drinks from those people in pubs who were encouraging me to sing louder.....
*** 3 star hangover
Slight headache. stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.
Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am .
Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.
todays hangover
Slight headache. stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.
Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am .
Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.
todays hangover
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
Ive had a few severe hang-overs
we all say that at some pointmuch better feeling the next morning :P :P :P
Last hangover I had was a grade 4. I had only 3 hours sleep and spent the day with a pounding headache, chucking up and lurching about my g/fs house going to and from the bathroom.
Worst one I had was at my 6th form christmas party (bearing in mind I was still under 18 at the time). Had no sleep the night before (first mistake). Went to the pub with my mates at 7 for a few pints, got on the bus to take us to the venue where I didn't eat any food (second mistake), proceeded to buy pint after pint after pint, lost track after 8 then fell asleep (third mistake).
All I can remember after that was harrassing some poor girl for a kiss, which I eventually got, I think , trying to avoid a fight with the locals, getting on the coach back home, throwing up more sick than humanly possible on said coach. Getting off 3 miles away from my home, only to be dragged back on by my very pissed off mates, getting off at home and carted by 3 of them to my front door, met by my Mum who still hasn't forgiven me, then dragged upstairs by my brother.
Couldn't eat for 2 days, couldn't sleep for 2 days, couldn't think for 2 days and didn't drink for 6 months!!.
Now I stay away from drinking unless I know what I'm doing about getting home.
Worst one I had was at my 6th form christmas party (bearing in mind I was still under 18 at the time). Had no sleep the night before (first mistake). Went to the pub with my mates at 7 for a few pints, got on the bus to take us to the venue where I didn't eat any food (second mistake), proceeded to buy pint after pint after pint, lost track after 8 then fell asleep (third mistake).
All I can remember after that was harrassing some poor girl for a kiss, which I eventually got, I think
, trying to avoid a fight with the locals, getting on the coach back home, throwing up more sick than humanly possible on said coach. Getting off 3 miles away from my home, only to be dragged back on by my very pissed off mates, getting off at home and carted by 3 of them to my front door, met by my Mum who still hasn't forgiven me, then dragged upstairs by my brother. Couldn't eat for 2 days, couldn't sleep for 2 days, couldn't think for 2 days and didn't drink for 6 months!!.
Now I stay away from drinking unless I know what I'm doing about getting home.
Well this mornings hangover was a tiddly PF3 ( PukeFactor3 lol ) lol but tomorrows will be the full on PF6 lol. Got a bikers annual bikes , booze , babes and bands weekend this weekend so it'll no sleep till monday from now on in lol. Couldn't get too drunk last night , run a warhammer club for teenagers and going in to run a club stinking of morgans , sweating like an elephant in a microwave , farting and bleary eye'd would not a good impression make rofl.
I swear some mornings my liver's sitting on the pillow smoking a fag betrating me for trying to kill it rofl
Davie :shock:
I swear some mornings my liver's sitting on the pillow smoking a fag betrating me for trying to kill it rofl
Davie
:shock: I had a 6* hangover after the first time I went drinking ( Pinner McDonald's Xmas Party - '92 ) - but stupidly I went to work next morning ( 7am! Alright I wern't sleeping much - bit hard when you're shouting soup every 1/2 hour on the 1/2 hour ). Fortunately the manager ( Mark Edwards! ) had a 5* himself, and put me out of the way of food, cooking, customers, etc and gave me the worst, most hateful, yukky, boring cleaning job - and on that day I loved him for it!
Sex God
is life worth it without 6* hangovers but i like the idea of trying the cure MORE DRINK well what hasn't killed u will only make u stronger
