hanky panky or harry potter?

21 Jul 2007

Well, the book is finally here. :sleeping:
I have no bloody interest in it whatsoever, but I am very annoyed!!
mad

All afternoon trying to get Laff to shag me and he has his nose in the book instead of between my thighs! banghead

:upset:
Surely a grown man should have better things to do than read a silly kids book. loon

so - if you feel you have the talent to fill the gap ............. :welcome:

21 Jul 2007

maybe Laff is curious to figure out how Harry uses his magic stick "just like that!" (as tommy cooper would say)

21 Jul 2007

No hanky panky here so it would be Harry Potter. Finished number six yesterday and my daughter's gone to buy the last one today. I won't get that until after she's read it. I'm reading 'Hotel Honolulu' now.

21 Jul 2007

Harry Potter and the Hotel Honolulu??
Is that the one where he gets his first shag??

:rotflmao:

21 Jul 2007

Quote by Mal
Harry Potter and the Hotel Honolulu??
Is that the one where he gets his first shag?? :rotflmao:

:shock: You're giving the plot away now, aren't you? lol

21 Jul 2007

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
so - if you feel you have the talent to fill the gap ............. :welcome:

I do have a talent.
Its speed reading im afraid :shock: lol

I cant read it quick enough.
I had to take a quick break from the book before my eyes explode redface

louise xx

21 Jul 2007

Hi Laff...
Harry Who????Oh the annoying little twerp with his magic stick.
Should have dropped me a line, would have loved to between your legs with my wand...'open says me...'
anytime.
Phish

21 Jul 2007

have you tried reading the books?? I used to think like that till I read them, and so did Den till I persuaded him to read them, now he's the one pre-ordering and getting up early to start reading!
:giggle: they really are worth it though- as they say, don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
m xx

22 Jul 2007

Quote by mazandden
have you tried reading the books?? I used to think like that till I read them, and so did Den till I persuaded him to read them, now he's the one pre-ordering and getting up early to start reading!
:giggle: they really are worth it though- as they say, don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
m xx

Den can read!! :shock: :shock: lol

22 Jul 2007

Hanky panky for me! wink

xxxxx

22 Jul 2007

Hanky panky for me too please wave

I feel sorry for the poor sods in Asda, Tesco et al who have to stand there in their wizard's makeshift cossies looking like right berks just to sell a book for a bleeding fiver! rolleyes

22 Jul 2007

Harry F$%^*^g Potter pfffff
Giz a shag someone pls lol

22 Jul 2007

All i want to know is; Who dies??? evil

22 Jul 2007

Quote by Seven_up
All i want to know is; Who dies???

SPOILER COMING UP! AVERT THINE EYES!
Don't get your hopes up......the people who "cop it" were very safe targets to do so. And now :gagged:

22 Jul 2007

Has anyone read it completely yet, or just the end to see who dies?

22 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Has anyone read it completely yet, or just the end to see who dies?

I read the last half- it was on it's way into eldest sprog's hands as soon as I got it home, so I just read the last half on my way back from town (as a passenger, I might add!)
Anyone just reading the very end to see who dies will be flummoxed anyway! :gagged: :gagged:

22 Jul 2007

Hanky Panky for me too please!
Harry Potter don't do it for me...
Errr... who wrote Hanky Panky then? redface